+1 for splashing people. I used to do this in college on shitty, rainy days. Me and my roommate would get up early on days when it was supposed to pour, get drunk by noon, and spend the rest of the afternoon drenching people as they walked back to their dorms. I get stomach pains just thinking about those times... all the laughter...
lol thats funny stuff. might be BS but thats some funny stuff
Nice. 300 makes you pumped up to do such things.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
wow...wow...Sarrk wrote:
http://thisisspartaaa.ytmnd.com/
Gonna try that on the last day of school but it aint just gonna be me i'm gonna get back all those motherfucks in the school that annoy me.White-Fusion wrote:
Noob... so a GAY guy annoys you.. tell him to meet you in the bathroom, walk in... kick him in the chest into the toilet while yelling "THIS IS SPARTA"
end off
Great stories! LOL I know, this past weekend I was playing beer pong (if you don't know what it is you're probably either too young or sheltered) and to distract my opponents me and my bud were yelling "This Is SPARTA!!!!" lol it was fun +1 for the good stories, who cares if you copy/pasted
so what then..? no vagina..?
weak.
weak.
sorry, but....
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I was about to give karma too.
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http://www.quakecon.org/forums/showthread.php?t=7833bobby177 wrote:
Also,
I haven't seen 300 yet because I was banned from my cineplex. We had all lined up in front of the theater for about 30 minutes, and then they brought us in. I had to stand right beside these two fat, horse-faced bitches eating each others tongues like they were making a political statement or something. So, like 30 minutes later, we end up shuffling in the theater and these fucking bitches start bitching about having to wait when the movie is about to start, mind you, it was 11 and it was a midnight showing. It turns out they were going to see that stupid Jim Carrey movie 23 and they were missing it. So, the ugliest of the two bitches just exclaims like no one's there "This is the wrong fucking movie!" I just had to do what I did next. I shouted at the top of my lungs "This is SPARTA" and kicked her in the chest, causing her to fall down about 8 steps to the floor. Most were shocked, but about 80% of the theater started to cheer, and I was forcibly thrown out by 2 officers. Charges are going to be pressed against me apparently, but it was worth it.
http://www.genmay.com/showthread.php?s= … p;t=722850bobby177 wrote:
On my way home from the University campus today, I was blaring the 300 soundtrack from my shitty Tempo, windows down.
There was a group of chatty sophist bitches; you know the type. Fluffy boots, oranged make-up skin, slightly teased hair, cellphones, bubble gum, and enough lip gloss to glaze a holiday ham.
Returns a King (track 4, for those who are curious) began to play, heralding my approach. These snooty bitches were congregated right in the centre of the parking lot, proving a hindrance to my leaving. The clouds seemed to part, and Zeus himself shone light upon a massive puddle, directly adjacent to said bitches. Time slowed. My wheels seemed to spin in place as I brought my mighty Ford chariot around the bend, as the chorus reached full timbre. A crescendo of sound and screams mingled into one shining moment as a tidal wave of dirty water was brought down upon their ranks. They were bested and shamed, reduced to the true filth that they were beneath their lacquered appearances. Heads turned; onlookers gawked.
My mighty Spartan laughter echoed from within my vehicle as I sped away, roaring in amusement.
I was about to give karma too.
well, even if it was stolen or made up it was still funny.
Fucking Too True!bobby177 wrote:
Source - /b/
And you know this is better than Fancy's stories
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