Wuss...teddy..jimmy wrote:
The fuckers from the Norwegian Army have decided to call me up for conscription and I got the letter today. Anyhow, they can suck my cock, Im not going and here is why :
1. Fuck the army
2. Im a British Citizen and will move to England
3. Im not delaying university for this shit
4. I have a life
5. suprise buttsechs
You live where??apollo_fi wrote:
Wuss...teddy..jimmy wrote:
The fuckers from the Norwegian Army have decided to call me up for conscription and I got the letter today. Anyhow, they can suck my cock, Im not going and here is why :
1. Fuck the army
2. Im a British Citizen and will move to England
3. Im not delaying university for this shit
4. I have a life
5. suprise buttsechs
Be a man, do it. What is it with today's teenagers?
I'd do it...teddy..jimmy wrote:
You live where??apollo_fi wrote:
Wuss...teddy..jimmy wrote:
The fuckers from the Norwegian Army have decided to call me up for conscription and I got the letter today. Anyhow, they can suck my cock, Im not going and here is why :
1. Fuck the army
2. Im a British Citizen and will move to England
3. Im not delaying university for this shit
4. I have a life
5. suprise buttsechs
Be a man, do it. What is it with today's teenagers?
Let me give you the low-down..
Norway=V.cold
I don't want to go defend the Russian/Norwegian Boarder for a year.
Id like to see you do it
Norway cold? Bah... try Finland..teddy..jimmy wrote:
You live where??apollo_fi wrote:
Wuss...teddy..jimmy wrote:
The fuckers from the Norwegian Army have decided to call me up for conscription and I got the letter today. Anyhow, they can suck my cock, Im not going and here is why :
1. Fuck the army
2. Im a British Citizen and will move to England
3. Im not delaying university for this shit
4. I have a life
5. suprise buttsechs
Be a man, do it. What is it with today's teenagers?
Let me give you the low-down..
Norway=V.cold
I don't want to go defend the Russian/Norwegian Boarder for a year.
Id like to see you do it
Last edited by apollo_fi (2007-03-21 12:01:59)
Fuck.....noapollo_fi wrote:
You say you're Norsk? Then go and serve your country, young man.
Simon and SexyTeddy wrote:
[19:53] <Siii> if your not too busy running from the army
[19:53] <Siii> ^_^
[19:53] <Siii> i was
[19:53] <Teddy> lets go back on
[19:53] <Siii> stopped bout 10 mins ago
[19:53] <Teddy> FUCK THE ARMY MAN
[19:53] <Siii> i got teh food to eat
[19:53] <Siii> lol
[19:53] <Teddy> lol
[19:53] <Teddy> i hate those bastards
[19:54] <Teddy> i swear they only do it too piss 18yr olds off
[19:54] <Siii> in cyprus (where i come from) they have the compulsive army thing too
[19:54] <Siii> sucks
[19:54] <Siii> lucky im in england
[19:54] <Siii> although im only half cypriot so i wouldnt be forced
[19:54] <Teddy> yeah, well when i go to uni then they can only try and hunt me down
[19:54] <Siii> lol
[19:54] <Siii> RUN AWAY TO ENGLAND
[19:55] <Siii> come to london and we can pwn all
[19:55] <Teddy> i will fend them off with ak-101
[19:55] <Siii> haha
[19:55] <Siii> fending off police with a gun.. sounds like a plan!
[19:55] <Teddy> ..teddy..jimmy[pwned] the faggot norwegian general
[19:55] <Siii> lol
[19:55] <Siii> jail+suprise buttsecks[PWNT]teddy
[19:55] <Teddy> the funny part is that it is the most pointless shit ever
[19:56] <Teddy> LOL
[19:56] <Teddy> "OUCH"
[19:56] <Siii> *dont drop the soap*
[19:56] <Teddy> fuck, already did
[19:56] <Siii> rape
[19:56] <Siii> ^_^
[19:56] <Teddy> nighty night night, keep your buttholes tight
It's a nice idea, but quite frankly I have better things to do with my life than be forced to spend a couple of years stuck in a barracks with a bunch of chavs. Maybe we could just send everyone with an ASBO to the sandbox...The_Guardsman wrote:
Nor was l mate... I was unfit before l joined and they made me fit(ish) I was in the Infantry but if you get a trade you don't have to run around to much.OakLeaves wrote:
Meh i would sign up but since im not fit enough i couldnt go and i just cant be arsed with running alot, i would actually sign up but i fucking hate running.The_Guardsman wrote:
Personaly l think Britian should bring back conscription.. minimum of 3 years to the colour or have some form of punishment battalions for all the chav/hoodies/kevs/townies/fucking abortions that hang on street fucking corners. I did 6 years and it did me no harm!
^___^ Yay for IRC..teddy..jimmy wrote:
Fuck.....noapollo_fi wrote:
You say you're Norsk? Then go and serve your country, young man.Simon and SexyTeddy wrote:
[19:53] <Siii> if your not too busy running from the army
[19:53] <Siii> ^_^
[19:53] <Siii> i was
[19:53] <Teddy> lets go back on
[19:53] <Siii> stopped bout 10 mins ago
[19:53] <Teddy> FUCK THE ARMY MAN
[19:53] <Siii> i got teh food to eat
[19:53] <Siii> lol
[19:53] <Teddy> lol
[19:53] <Teddy> i hate those bastards
[19:54] <Teddy> i swear they only do it too piss 18yr olds off
[19:54] <Siii> in cyprus (where i come from) they have the compulsive army thing too
[19:54] <Siii> sucks
[19:54] <Siii> lucky im in england
[19:54] <Siii> although im only half cypriot so i wouldnt be forced
[19:54] <Teddy> yeah, well when i go to uni then they can only try and hunt me down
[19:54] <Siii> lol
[19:54] <Siii> RUN AWAY TO ENGLAND
[19:55] <Siii> come to london and we can pwn all
[19:55] <Teddy> i will fend them off with ak-101
[19:55] <Siii> haha
[19:55] <Siii> fending off police with a gun.. sounds like a plan!
[19:55] <Teddy> ..teddy..jimmy[pwned] the faggot norwegian general
[19:55] <Siii> lol
[19:55] <Siii> jail+suprise buttsecks[PWNT]teddy
[19:55] <Teddy> the funny part is that it is the most pointless shit ever
[19:56] <Teddy> LOL
[19:56] <Teddy> "OUCH"
[19:56] <Siii> *dont drop the soap*
[19:56] <Teddy> fuck, already did
[19:56] <Siii> rape
[19:56] <Siii> ^_^
[19:56] <Teddy> nighty night night, keep your buttholes tight
Owned, nice onesmuder201 wrote:
ok you are british/ norsk but don't have a norsk passport. Easy move to the UK renounce your norsk citizenship when you hit 18 and bam no more call up.
It worked for me when i got my call up papers from the Italian army( i was born in Rome whilst my mother was on holiday so i had dual citiznship, UK/Italian passports,) not cool all i did was write to the italian embassy saying i no long wanted the italian passport took 3-4 months for the idiots to get there ass in gear but in the end no call up so no buttsechs from greasy italians thank god.
you lier you wanted buttsex from a greasy italian drafted boy named alberto who had to take days of from his 2 jobs (wineyard boy /Mobdeccoy) Allberto will be missing yousmuder201 wrote:
ok you are british/ norsk but don't have a norsk passport. Easy move to the UK renounce your norsk citizenship when you hit 18 and bam no more call up.
It worked for me when i got my call up papers from the Italian army( i was born in Rome whilst my mother was on holiday so i had dual citiznship, UK/Italian passports,) not cool all i did was write to the italian embassy saying i no long wanted the italian passport took 3-4 months for the idiots to get there ass in gear but in the end no call up so no buttsechs from greasy italians thank god.
Last edited by Magpie (2007-03-21 12:54:25)
Not difficult it was only the Italians nearly as bad as the French, and there is no way i could put up with 8 hours in front of the mirror instead of parade or target practice, thats why you never hear "oh no we have pissed off the italians there gonna send in there army"...teddy..jimmy wrote:
Owned, nice onesmuder201 wrote:
ok you are british/ norsk but don't have a norsk passport. Easy move to the UK renounce your norsk citizenship when you hit 18 and bam no more call up.
It worked for me when i got my call up papers from the Italian army( i was born in Rome whilst my mother was on holiday so i had dual citiznship, UK/Italian passports,) not cool all i did was write to the italian embassy saying i no long wanted the italian passport took 3-4 months for the idiots to get there ass in gear but in the end no call up so no buttsechs from greasy italians thank god.
Last edited by Magpie (2007-03-21 12:41:02)
lol Italians = pasta eating surrender monkeys.smuder201 wrote:
Not difficult it was only the Italians nearly as bad as the French, and there is no way i could put up with 8 hours in front of the mirror instead of parade or target practice, thats why you never hear "oh no we have pissed off the italians there gonna send in there army"...teddy..jimmy wrote:
Owned, nice onesmuder201 wrote:
ok you are british/ norsk but don't have a norsk passport. Easy move to the UK renounce your norsk citizenship when you hit 18 and bam no more call up.
It worked for me when i got my call up papers from the Italian army( i was born in Rome whilst my mother was on holiday so i had dual citiznship, UK/Italian passports,) not cool all i did was write to the italian embassy saying i no long wanted the italian passport took 3-4 months for the idiots to get there ass in gear but in the end no call up so no buttsechs from greasy italians thank god.
I had a mate who was in the Marines in the UK had to do some training with the Italian army said there were the laziest bunch of mofo's he's ever had the misfortune to spend time with, all they would ask is when is lunch when is coffee etc etc oh and when does our hair products get here.
Alberto is no "pasta eating surrender monkey" oh wait he is my badHey magpie thats you i recognise you, you cheeky little monkey come on now don't be shy "alberto"Magpie wrote:
hey smuder i found a pic of your buttsex buddy to be(no longer) alberto how could you make him unhappy
http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s68/ … 413126.jpg
Oh and add to that Poland for sure.Vilham wrote:
Germany, Sweden, Norway, Russia, Ukraine, as far as im aware.KILLSWITCH wrote:
Wow, I didn't realise countries still practiced conscription.
PS. Get your ass back to England.
Dang busted you broke my heart smuder, had to post a pic of what you were missingsmuder201 wrote:
Hey magpie thats you i recognise you, you cheeky little monkey come on now don't be shy "alberto"Magpie wrote:
hey smuder i found a pic of your buttsex buddy to be(no longer) alberto how could you make him unhappy
http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s68/ … 413126.jpg
I'll be the judge of that.Magpie wrote:
Dang busted you broke my heart smuder, had to post a pic of what you were missingsmuder201 wrote:
Hey magpie thats you i recognise you, you cheeky little monkey come on now don't be shy "alberto"Magpie wrote:
hey smuder i found a pic of your buttsex buddy to be(no longer) alberto how could you make him unhappy
http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s68/ … 413126.jpg
Isn't that an oxymoron?jord wrote:
Norwegian jets.
Last edited by Sgt_Sieg (2007-03-21 14:29:27)
Same here, got my letter today..teddy..jimmy wrote:
The fuckers from the Norwegian Army have decided to call me up for conscription and I got the letter today. Anyhow, they can suck my cock, Im not going and here is why :
1. Fuck the army
2. Im a British Citizen and will move to England
3. Im not delaying university for this shit
4. I have a life
5. suprise buttsechs
Last edited by Rosebudteg (2007-03-21 14:54:53)
