I was kidnapped in Singleplayer Mode

2007-03-08 10:53:09

#1

Bratwurstschnecke: Member; +77|6675|respawn screen

I play Singleplayer from time to time, so today I played "Great Wall" on medium (veteran?). PLA was pushed back to one flag and me and the bots tried to get that final flag.

Then: I get killed (shotgun I think), get revived, knifed, revived, knifed, revived (about 4 times). Bots aren't that fast and are very predictible, that makes singleplayer so easy. But it all happened so fast, I couldn't escape.

I even forgot to tale a screenshot, it's a shame. Seeing this after 900 hours of BF2 made me laugh.

So, be aware of this "J. Lord" bot... (is that a typical chinese name?)

2007-03-08 10:57:14

#2

cheshiremoe: Evil Geniuses for a sparsely populated tomorrow; +50|6707

Lol... New easter egg maybe.

2007-03-08 10:57:49

#3

-=raska=-: Canada's French Frog; +123|6624|Quebec city, Canada

lol thats funny +1 for your pain.

2007-03-08 11:00:30

#4

White-Fusion: Fuck; +616|6550|Scotland

Happend to me also, they run at you with grenades, yet they know how to kidnap... hmm

2007-03-08 11:05:49

#5

cl4u53w1t2: Salon-Bolschewist; +269|6471|Kakanien

perhaps u are just no-skillers?!

ziemlich peinlich alter!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2oh3h3DvY0

2007-03-08 11:09:44

#6

-=raska=-: Canada's French Frog; +123|6624|Quebec city, Canada

Seriously, at expert, do you find bots to make good shots ? I mean they are stupid but they make headshots that I never see on servers... like S12K headshots from 20 meters away...

2007-03-08 11:14:17

#7

killa_karnickl: Plöt aba Madurah; +34|6441|Austria - Graz

U got super pwnzert by bots! LOL!

Das is echt wild... +1 too!

2007-03-08 11:17:55

#8

cheshiremoe: Evil Geniuses for a sparsely populated tomorrow; +50|6707

-=raska=- wrote:
Seriously, at expert, do you find bots to make good shots ? I mean they are stupid but they make headshots that I never see on servers... like S12K headshots from 20 meters away...

And the expert bots in tanks can one shot another tank on a regular basis, but the team your playing on can't hit anything unless its 2 inches infront of there face.

2007-03-08 11:20:13

#9

ikurus: Member; +1|6455|B.C. Canada

I'll have to look out for that 1. I've only been kidnapped in multiplayer, 30 deaths & 30 revives in a row.

2007-03-08 11:20:23

#10

Emil: Teh strogg!; +205|6477|Trondheim, Norway

cheshiremoe wrote:
-=raska=- wrote:
Seriously, at expert, do you find bots to make good shots ? I mean they are stupid but they make headshots that I never see on servers... like S12K headshots from 20 meters away...
And the expert bots in tanks can one shot another tank on a regular basis, but the team your playing on can't hit anything unless its 2 inches infront of there face.

But then again it is freakin easy to kill the enemy infantry, even on expert..

2007-03-08 11:22:26

#11

White-Fusion: Fuck; +616|6550|Scotland

Only thing that i hate about the bots, is when they have s12k's

2007-03-08 11:34:39

#12

cheshiremoe: Evil Geniuses for a sparsely populated tomorrow; +50|6707

Emil_the_Slayer wrote:
cheshiremoe wrote:
-=raska=- wrote:
Seriously, at expert, do you find bots to make good shots ? I mean they are stupid but they make headshots that I never see on servers... like S12K headshots from 20 meters away...
And the expert bots in tanks can one shot another tank on a regular basis, but the team your playing on can't hit anything unless its 2 inches infront of there face.
But then again it is freakin easy to kill the enemy infantry, even on expert..

Yeah, I just find it near impossible to win a round when no one else on your team can defend or take a flag.
You have to do everything your self including commanding.

2007-03-08 11:36:58

#13

Emil: Teh strogg!; +205|6477|Trondheim, Norway

cheshiremoe wrote:
Emil_the_Slayer wrote:
cheshiremoe wrote:

And the expert bots in tanks can one shot another tank on a regular basis, but the team your playing on can't hit anything unless its 2 inches infront of there face.
But then again it is freakin easy to kill the enemy infantry, even on expert..
Yeah, I just find it near impossible to win a round when no one else on your team can defend or take a flag.
You have to do everything your self including commanding.

As a squadleader you can simply request and get it in singleplayer mode
I don't have any problems winning it on my own, but it is differences on people so...

2007-03-08 11:37:41

#14

Bratwurstschnecke: Member; +77|6675|respawn screen

cl4u53w1t2 wrote:
perhaps u are just no-skillers?!

ziemlich peinlich alter!

Yup, so embarassing, that I post it on the internet... (before the bots post their version)

2007-03-09 12:50:30

#15

l41e: Member; +677|6646

-=raska=- wrote:
Seriously, at expert, do you find bots to make good shots ? I mean they are stupid but they make headshots that I never see on servers... like S12K headshots from 20 meters away...

Yes. Bots are freaking ridiculous with the Saiga. Range, 100m. Weapons: Me, M24. Enemy bot, Saiga-12K.

*lining up shot*
C. Grass [Saiga-12K] k30dxedle

2007-03-17 06:17:42

#16

Dragonclaw: Member; +186|6303|Florida

You got kidnapped in SINGLEPLAYER? NOOB!

2007-03-17 06:18:59

#17

gene_pool: Banned; +519|6619|Gold coast, Aus.

[NeMe$i$.Dr4g0ncl4w] wrote:
You got kidnapped in SINGLEPLAYER? NOOB!

Dude, what a massive revive. wtf.

2007-03-17 06:19:17

#18

Dragonclaw: Member; +186|6303|Florida

gene_pool wrote:
[NeMe$i$.Dr4g0ncl4w] wrote:
You got kidnapped in SINGLEPLAYER? NOOB!
Dude, what a massive revive. wtf.

Spammer.

2007-03-17 06:32:43

#19

JaggedPanther: Member; +61|6472

Reset The Bots Stats Ea!!!!@!!!!

2007-03-17 06:38:02

#20

=n0s=Mykeee: Lock Up Your Daughters, The Scottish Have Arrived; +8|6280

WTF ! It's Tron all over again

2007-03-17 14:55:01

#21

KrisPOLANDnorwida: Battlefield 2 killa'; +128|6326|SHAPE, Belgium

Yeahhhhhh... Playing with bots on veteren. It doesn't make any sense. They shoot a headshot from a hell far distance, or when you shoot at them, they exactly know where you are. And that's why I play in the internet:).

2007-03-17 16:25:36

#22

SplinterStrike: Roamer; +250|6409|Eskimo land. AKA Canada.

Its just sick how accurate they are with that shotgun. I also hate their psychic senses. The second you enter a flag cap area, you can expect hell to come in the form of enemy übertroopers.
The unholy rain of nades when you're in a tank is a bitch too. Having 20+ grenades coming in and actually killing you is seriously messed up.
Another pet hate in SP is jets. AA will ALWAYS know you're coming and the enemy jet is near unshakeable. Ridiculously easy to kill when you're on his tail, but if he's on yours, *CENSORED*
I hate SP bots with a passion.

2007-07-01 10:18:13

#23

Roger Lesboules: Ah ben tabarnak!; +316|6575|Abitibi-Temiscamingue. Québec!

White-Fusion wrote:
Only thing that i hate about the bots, is when they have s12k's

I second that! For some reason bot have been coded to be real bitches when they have shotgun in their hand....even in 2142 if they have the herzorg...Your done!

2007-07-01 10:19:12

#24

Samtheman53: Banned; +346|6693|UK

No, you wasn't.

Last edited by Samtheman53 (2007-07-01 10:19:52)

2007-07-01 10:47:57

#25

aj0405: Member; +19|6159

Roger Lesboules: Clear!
Roger Lesboules: Alright buddy, you're good to go!

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-=raska=- wrote:

cheshiremoe wrote:

-=raska=- wrote:

Emil_the_Slayer wrote:

cheshiremoe wrote:

-=raska=- wrote:

cheshiremoe wrote:

Emil_the_Slayer wrote:

cheshiremoe wrote:

cl4u53w1t2 wrote:

-=raska=- wrote:

[NeMe$i$.Dr4g0ncl4w] wrote:

gene_pool wrote:

[NeMe$i$.Dr4g0ncl4w] wrote:

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