The 'Backfiring Wish' Game

2007-03-07 20:01:23

#276

David.P: Banned; +649|6524

doctastrangelove1964 wrote:
I wish I was a pokemon master

Granted! But you have noone to play with since pokemon is old and stupid you get beat to death by a bunch of 8 year old yu-gi-oh fanboys, Who inturn get beat by a bunch of 12 year old naruto fanboys, Who in turn get killed by me with my M95 from 300m all 5 headshots.(Sorry Naruto fanboys pissed me off right now in cod2)

I wish i had more bullets to kill all of these fucken annoying naruto fanboys who keep pissing me off on every game i play, Every site i go to, And every Comic book store i shop at(Calling me a fag for buying batman dark tomorrow since naruto is a better ninja then batman and he can kick his ass with his ragen thingy attack. Seriously wtf i know they 12 but i just wanna crush their skulls and fly to japan and destroy the fucken studio where that shit is made with an axe! )

Last edited by David.Podedworny (2007-03-07 20:02:27)

2007-03-07 20:04:11

#277

djphetal: Go Ducks.; +346|6586|Oregon

your rage crushes your chest cavity.

I wish was sent to burn in the everlasting flames of hell...

2007-03-07 20:06:06

#278

evilcartman99: The Octagon; +18|6663|da ville, va

You wind up frozen in a glacier in antarctica while exploring the south pole in the new ice age.

I wish I was owner of Playboy

2007-03-07 20:08:03

#279

Goven: /̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿; +125|6731|Purdue

David.Podedworny wrote:
djphetal wrote:
your rage crushes your chest cavity.

I wish was sent to burn in the everlasting flames of hell...
Wait what? You did'nt answer it properly.(Where's the granted and the backfire? seems kinda cheap just saying one line man)

I'll do it :].
You get more bullets but they're in the shape of a kunai, which send the Naruto fanboys frothing at the mouth. They turn into invincible zombies and come after you. They capture you and dress you up as Sakura and then rape you.

Last edited by Goven (2007-03-07 20:08:20)

2007-03-07 20:09:34

#280

chittydog: less busy; +586|7086|Kubra, Damn it!

Goven, stop messing up the order of wishes...

evilcartman99 wrote:
You wind up frozen in a glacier in antarctica while exploring the south pole in the new ice age.

I wish I was owner of Playboy

Granted. You are now the owner of Playboy, but you're still you and nobody wants you. You eventually kill yourself after enduring years of torture from being constantly surrounded by insanely hot women who wouldn't touch you with a ten foot pole.

I wish evilcartman99 was the owner of Playboy.

Last edited by chittydog (2007-03-07 20:10:55)

2007-03-07 20:10:22

#281

David.P: Banned; +649|6524

Goven wrote:
David.Podedworny wrote:
djphetal wrote:
your rage crushes your chest cavity.

I wish was sent to burn in the everlasting flames of hell...
Wait what? You did'nt answer it properly.(Where's the granted and the backfire? seems kinda cheap just saying one line man)
I'll do it :].
You get more bullets but they're in the shape of a kunai, which send the Naruto fanboys frothing at the mouth. They turn into invincible zombies and come after you. They capture you and dress you up as Sakura and then rape you.

Now that was a good backfire.(Shaking in fear at the thought of being gang raped by a bunch of nerds who have a crush on a cartoon) What's your wish? And make it a good one.

chittydog wrote:
Goven, stop messing up the order of wishes...

Granted. You are now the owner of Playboy, but you're still you and nobody wants you. You eventually kill yourself after enduring years of torture from being constantly surrounded by insanely hot women who wouldn't touch you with a ten foot pole.

I wish evilcartman99 was the owner of Playboy.

Let me get this one first.

He is and he gets laid by 20 hot girls of his choosing while your locked in a cage and forced to watch not being allowed to touch yourself and your winky explodes from the back up of you know what.

I wish that goven made good wish for me to backfire on.

Last edited by David.Podedworny (2007-03-07 20:13:41)

2007-03-07 20:10:54

#282

<SharpShot>: chronic gamer; +17|6570|Canadia

evilcartman99 wrote:
You wind up frozen in a glacier in antarctica while exploring the south pole in the new ice age.

I wish I was owner of Playboy

granted but you are beaten to death by the mothers of pervs who say they are freaks because of your magazine

i wish i could play god and create a genetically engineered superhuman

2007-03-07 20:11:44

#283

chittydog: less busy; +586|7086|Kubra, Damn it!

<SharpShot> wrote:
evilcartman99 wrote:
You wind up frozen in a glacier in antarctica while exploring the south pole in the new ice age.

I wish I was owner of Playboy
granted but you are beaten to death by the mothers of pervs who say they are freaks because of your magazine

i wish i could play god and create a genetically engineered superhuman

Granted, but he kills you for answering wishes that have already been answered.

I still wish evilcartman99 was the owner of Playboy. CANCELLED!

Instead I wish David.Podedworny and Goven would answer the wishes in order, rather than editing their nonsense posts to include things after someone else has already answered them.

Last edited by chittydog (2007-03-07 20:14:55)

2007-03-07 20:14:07

#284

djphetal: Go Ducks.; +346|6586|Oregon

granted, but your manic depression leads to uncontrollable envy.
You kill him.
You kill yourself.

I wish I witnessed the murder/suicide described above.

2007-03-07 20:19:47

#285

<SharpShot>: chronic gamer; +17|6570|Canadia

djphetal wrote:
granted, but your manic depression leads to uncontrollable envy.
You kill him.
You kill yourself.

I wish I witnessed the murder/suicide described above.

granted but it drives you insane any you end up screaming why repeatedly and eating your own fecies

i wish i was the best bf2142 player ever

2007-03-07 20:23:06

#286

David.P: Banned; +649|6524

<SharpShot> wrote:
i wish i was the best bf2142 player ever

Granted! But after spending so much time on bf2 you realize you have no life and kill yourself.

I wish that Goven would make his wish already.

2007-03-07 21:10:41

#287

MagiCandy: Member; +18|6904

Granted, he wishes for more time to think about his wish.

I wish that I had a color printer.

2007-03-07 21:34:39

#288

David.P: Banned; +649|6524

MagiCandy wrote:
Granted, he wishes for more time to think about his wish.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Crying uncontrollably in corner*

MagiCandy wrote:
I wish that I had a color printer.

Granted! But it only prints in the color of my tears from waiting for govens wish.*Curls up like a ball in the corner while quietly sobbing and starting to turn emo*

2007-03-07 21:48:05

#289

SplinterStrike: Roamer; +250|6662|Eskimo land. AKA Canada.

I wish David had given me a wish to backfire....

2007-03-07 21:56:00

#290

chittydog: less busy; +586|7086|Kubra, Damn it!

SplinterStrike wrote:
I wish David had given me a wish to backfire....

Granted, David wishes he could play the damn game properly, but he's too busy hoping goven's wish will include him, a dwarf and a bottle of baby oil.

I wish bacon was good for you.

2007-03-07 22:52:47

#291

~FuzZz~: .yag era uoy fi siht deaR; +422|6573|Orrstrayleea

Bacon becomes good for you, but then it looses its "forbidden fantasy" because it is good for you and you're allowed to eat it so instead you eat the stuff that congeals under the cookers at KFC

I wish for a cat

2007-03-08 04:10:01

#292

Goven: /̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿; +125|6731|Purdue

You get a lion and he eats your face.

I wish chittydog would stop worrying about "messing" up the thread.

(Just to clear things up...I was going to reply to David's wish, but someone beat me too it, but since his 'backfire' sucked, then I went ahead and used the one that I was going to, but I didn't make a wish so the order wouldn't be messed up. Which it wasn't.

2007-03-08 06:09:37

#293

David.P: Banned; +649|6524

Goven wrote:
I wish chittydog would stop worrying about "messing" up the thread.

(Ok no more off track posts got it?)

Granted! But chitty dog stops worrying about everything and one day driving in the desert he does'nt care that his car is running out of gas so it stops dead flat 20 miles form vegas he gets out and starts walking and after 3 days with no water he collapses and the vultures thinking he was dead eat him alive rip apart his flesh and fly off with the rest of it just 100 feet from vegas.

I wish to be batman.

2007-03-08 07:37:29

#294

TheEl_Gayo: not gay; +7|6556|Florida Cracker

David.Podedworny wrote:
I wish to be batman.

Granted, but Robin has just declared his undying love for you, so you change your name from batman and robin to "the ambiguously gay duo"

I wish I had a Bugatti Veyron

2007-03-08 07:43:30

#295

whilsky: FUBAR; +129|6818|Bristol UK

I wish I had a Bugatti Veyron, but you crashed it after driving past a layby and noticing Jeremy clarkson next to a ford GT. (TOP GEAR)

I wish i had a pineapple

Last edited by whilsky (2007-03-08 07:48:54)

2007-03-08 07:46:28

#296

SEREMAKER: BABYMAKIN EXPERT √; +2,187|6819|Mountains of NC

Granted, a 15 year old pineapple delivered to you by Al Sharpton

I wish to see 300, Spiderman 3 and Transfers tonight in a early private screening

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2007-03-08 07:48:45

#297

d3v1ldr1v3r13: Satan's disciple on Earth.; +160|6936|Hell's prison

Then you realize 300 was not the movie at all, but a gay porn with 300 men, Spiderman 3 was included as three guys with really long 'appendages', and Transfers was just what they were doing to eachother.

I wish I wasnt deploying tomorrow!

2007-03-08 07:50:02

#298

superfly_cox: soup fly mod; +717|7032

SEREMAKER wrote:
I wish to see 300, Spiderman 3 and Transfers tonight in a early private screening

Granted, Unfortunately they're being shown on the same screen at the same time.

d3v1ldr1v3r13 wrote:
I wish I wasnt deploying tomorrow!

Granted, you're deploying today!

I wish that a plain leather suitcase filled with one million US Dollars in unmarked $100 bills and containing nothing but the money would appear right now next to my chair.

2007-03-08 07:54:13

#299

hate&discontent: USMC 0311 SEMPER FI; +69|6639|USA, MICHIGAN

wish granted, but the leather suitcase is attached to an IRS agents wrist.

i wish i was poor

2007-03-08 07:54:21

#300

d3v1ldr1v3r13: Satan's disciple on Earth.; +160|6936|Hell's prison

Granted, you take the money to the bank, en route, a mexican comes by and punches you in the junk, takes your money, when suddenly a black guy kicks him in the chops, and runs faster than both of you. On a lighter note you proceed to kick the mexican guy in the testes and take his low rider.

I wish smarter people played BF2/2142.

BF2S Forums The 'Backfiring Wish' Game

doctastrangelove1964 wrote:

David.Podedworny wrote:

djphetal wrote:

evilcartman99 wrote:

Goven wrote:

David.Podedworny wrote:

djphetal wrote:

chittydog wrote:

evilcartman99 wrote:

<SharpShot> wrote:

evilcartman99 wrote:

djphetal wrote:

<SharpShot> wrote:

MagiCandy wrote:

MagiCandy wrote:

SplinterStrike wrote:

Goven wrote:

David.Podedworny wrote:

SEREMAKER wrote:

d3v1ldr1v3r13 wrote:

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