Weird sex laws

2007-03-07 03:27:47

#1

blademaster: I'm moving to Brazil; +2,075|6637

In Columbia, a woman is allowed to have sex only with her husband. The bride’s mother is required to be next to the newly wed during their very first sexual intercourse.

In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover may be killed in any manner desired.

It is illegal for a man and woman to have sex "on the steps of any church after the sun goes down" in Birmingham, England. But it is okay to do it under broad day light.

It's "an excusable act of passion" in Colombia, South America, for a man to murder his wayward wife when he finds the woman in bed with her lover. If the husband "personally witnesses the corrupt sexual activity," he's allowed to shoot his unfaithful spouse.

In the United Steaks of America, there are also equally weird laws governing sex related subjects. For example :

* Arizona - keeping more than two dildos at home is prohibited.
* Colorado - You can not kiss a sleeping woman.
* Connecticut - A man is forbidden from kissing his wife on Sunday.
* Florida - Man is not allowed to kiss woman’s bust during sexual intercourse.
* Massachusetts - Only “man on top” is allowed during sexual intercourse.
* Minnesota - Sex with birds is strictly prohibited.
* Minnesota - It is illegal for any man to have sexual intercourse with a live fish.
* Fairbanks, Alaska - moose are not allow to have sex on city streets.
* Oregon - It is a crime for a husband to curse during sex

2007-03-07 03:30:12

#2

Mongoose: That 70's guy; +156|6522|Sydney, in 1978

riiiighteo

2007-03-07 03:35:06

#3

I.M.I Militant: We Are Not Alone In Here; +297|6711|Melbourne, Australia

Mongoose wrote:
riiiighteo

god knows how many of those laws wev broken ey mongoose ?

2007-03-07 03:36:38

#4

Paco_the_Insane: Phorum Phantom; +244|6636|Ohio

In the United Steaks, eh?

2007-03-07 03:37:11

#5

frankyman_88: I <3 J.C.; +29|6547|QLD, australia

glad i live in australia, sex any way we want over here

2007-03-07 03:38:10

#6

blademaster: I'm moving to Brazil; +2,075|6637

A state law in Illinois mandates that all bachelors should be called master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts.

I live in IL I never heard of anyone addressing me MASTER lol

Some more interesting ones

In Los Angeles, California, a man is legally entitled to beat his wife with a leather belt or strap, but the belt can't be wider than 2 inches, unless he has his wife's consent to beat her with a wider strap. Consent should be given prior to the event, as is carefully stipulated.

Also if you plan going to Las Vegas to get laid with a stripper make sure you bring condoms because not using one is against the law.

In Nevada sex without a condom is considered illegal.

UTAH

Utah state legislation outlaws all sex with anyone but your spouse. Next to that adultery, oral and anal sex, masturbation are considered sodomy and can lead to imprisonment.

The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

Last edited by blademaster (2007-03-07 03:50:44)

2007-03-07 03:41:54

#7

_NL_Lt.EngineerFox: Big Mouth Prick; +219|6522|Golf 1.8 GTI Wolfsburg Edition

I'm so glad we almost got no sex laws here, maybe 2 or 3

2007-03-07 03:43:54

#8

Coolbeano: Level 13.5 BF2S Ninja Penguin Sensei; +378|6755

Whats that law in Pakistan I think where a woman cannot file for rape unless she can get 4 male witnesses?

2007-03-07 03:48:03

#9

blademaster: I'm moving to Brazil; +2,075|6637

Coolbeano wrote:
Whats that law in Pakistan I think where a woman cannot file for rape unless she can get 4 male witnesses?

They dont get any laws since its Pakistan lol women dont have much of a say in Muslim countries.

2007-03-07 04:32:49

#10

{uscm}Jyden: You likey leaky?; +433|6670|In You Endo- Stoke

blademaster wrote:
* Arizona - keeping more than two dildos at home is prohibited.

Best one ever, but why would they make a law for it? someone was found with wardrobe full of crusty dildo's?

+1 for a good laugh!

2007-03-07 05:23:05

#11

Darky: Hi..; +71|6553|Here.

blademaster wrote:
Coolbeano wrote:
Whats that law in Pakistan I think where a woman cannot file for rape unless she can get 4 male witnesses?
They dont get any laws since its Pakistan lol women dont have much of a say in Muslim countries.

In a 'orthodox' Muslim town, a woman wont have any say.

2007-03-07 05:56:03

#12

Cbass: Kick His Ass!; +371|6686|Howell, Mi USA

* Minnesota - It is illegal for any man to have sexual intercourse with a live fish.

What about a dead one?

Not that i want to or anything

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2007-03-07 06:02:55

#13

krazed: Admiral of the Bathtub; +619|6771|Great Brown North

Cbass wrote:
* Minnesota - It is illegal for any man to have sexual intercourse with a live fish.

What about a dead one?

Not that i want to or anything

too late, we know your secret now

Last edited by krazed (2007-03-07 06:03:11)

2007-03-07 06:06:56

#14

SmilingBuddha: You laughin' at me, bitch?; +44|6640|Hong Kong

blademaster wrote:
In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover may be killed in any manner desired.

I have never, in my entire life spent living here, heard of this type of case on the news before.

Also, the sheer stupidity of th content of the law makes it obvious that it is made up.

2007-03-07 06:12:55

#15

B00MH3ADSH0T: Fresh NoobCaeks Here; +118|6382|Penrith,Nsw, Aus

Sounds bullshit to me but i know there are more wierd laws that actually are true.

2007-03-07 06:57:28

#16

blademaster: I'm moving to Brazil; +2,075|6637

krazed wrote:
Cbass wrote:
* Minnesota - It is illegal for any man to have sexual intercourse with a live fish.

What about a dead one?

Not that i want to or anything
too late, we know your secret now

rolf

2007-03-07 07:05:36