You are given a room full of raw barley. Lucky you.
I wish upon a star.
I wish upon a star.
the star burns out becoming a dwarf, leading to a series of catastrophic events that lead to the death of all humanity
i wish i could see through walls
i wish i could see through walls
Wish granted. You can now see all of the 50 year old homosexual neighbors having sex and showering around you.
I wish I could have adequate funds to the point where I would never have to work again and perfect health.
I wish I could have adequate funds to the point where I would never have to work again and perfect health.
With adequate Somalian shillings, you inhabit a windowless, 1-room squat in Mogadishu where you eat tasteless bean curd until the ripe old age of 105.
I wish I was universally respected.
I wish I was universally respected.
You would become so respected that your image evolved into celebrity status. You will start being stalked by paparazzi everywhere you go, until one night when your limo driver is rammed into a wall by a car full of photographers and you break your neck and die.Sondernkommando wrote:
With adequate Somalian shillings, you inhabit a windowless, 1-room squat in Mogadishu where you eat tasteless bean curd until the ripe old age of 105.
I wish I was universally respected.
I wish there were no stupid people in the world.
There are no more stupid people but the former stupid people became gay.
I wish my wish of being bill gates didn't back fire.
I wish my wish of being bill gates didn't back fire.
You are now Bill Gates again and you get kidnapped and held for ransom. After your wife refuses to pay, you are castrated, burned alive and later dumped in a river.travisb05 wrote:
There are no more stupid people but the former stupid people became gay.
I wish my wish of being bill gates didn't back fire.
Your wish is granted. You become Bill Gates but because of your status as a multi-billionaire you attract the attention of a gold digging wife named Courtney Love resulting in the creation of hideous little children with bleach blonde hair and a chronic drunken stupor of a personality. I wish that Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama would fight each other to the death.....and both would die of mortal wounds.
Wish granted both Clinton and Obama are dead, but in a whirlwind of liberal pride they are teamed as a president/vice president combo and then go on to win the election, and in a strange loop hole Bill Clinton becomes president of the US again. I wish people from other countries would keep their damn noeses out of the United States affairs and just worry about their own damn country.
I wish I had 10 wishes.
Granted, but by the time you finished reading this your wish allotted time will have been upCougar wrote:
I wish I had 10 wishes.
I wish to know the meaning of life
Granted you find out and die that very moment
I wish for another dr. pepper that is not poisond and doesnt hurt me and i dont grow fat and stuff like that.
I wish for another dr. pepper that is not poisond and doesnt hurt me and i dont grow fat and stuff like that.
Granted,your next dr,pepper is delicious...but containing200x the neede dietry inatke of pure lard,thus u gain a boby of pure cellulite.
I wish i could open a gerbel refuge,and invite those special people over for sick gerbel parties...)
I wish i could open a gerbel refuge,and invite those special people over for sick gerbel parties...)
Granted. You open your refuge and later, you are eaten in your sleep by a horde of gerbils.morphman001 wrote:
Granted,your next dr,pepper is delicious...but containing200x the neede dietry inatke of pure lard,thus u gain a boby of pure cellulite.
I wish i could open a gerbel refuge,and invite those special people over for sick gerbel parties...)
I wish for nothing.
Well heres another post in stead of nothing
i wish for a pencil....a normal sized pencil......that cant hurt me or kill me or affect me in any way
i wish for a pencil....a normal sized pencil......that cant hurt me or kill me or affect me in any way
Here is your safe pencil, delivered by a Mafia Hitman hired to kill you.
I wish I had a glass of coke.
I wish I had a glass of coke.
Unfortunately, your Coke has been poisoned with Rat Tonic.
I wish for a pizza.
I wish for a pizza.
Shouldn't you be playing Guild Wars
You get your pizza, but all the meat was Bubonic Plauge-infected Rat meat.
I wish I had a cold, non-poisoned coke.
You get your pizza, but all the meat was Bubonic Plauge-infected Rat meat.
I wish I had a cold, non-poisoned coke.
Last edited by Fenris_GreyClaw (2007-03-06 00:30:48)
You get your non poisoned coke all 6000 litres of it in a plastic bag with a hole in it but you dont know where the hole is and you drown
I wish for a bit of dust
I wish for a bit of dust
Last edited by Pea....Tear.....Griffen (2007-03-06 00:34:20)
That 'bit of dust' was actually anthrax spore powder. Nice.
I wish I had an 8800GTX.
I wish I had an 8800GTX.
Last edited by some_random_panda (2007-03-06 00:53:25)
wish granted you now have an 8800GTX trash can
i wish for a kebab
i wish for a kebab
...?!Pea....Tear.....Griffen wrote:
wish granted you now have an 8800GTX trash can
i wish for a kebab
Done - but the kebab is stuck up your rear end, making it not only inedible but also very painful.
I wish I had a 8800GTX trash can(??).
You have a very advanced trash can which happens to be called an 8800 GTXsome_random_panda wrote:
...?!Pea....Tear.....Griffen wrote:
wish granted you now have an 8800GTX trash can
i wish for a kebab
Done - but the kebab is stuck up your rear end, making it not only inedible but also very painful.
I wish I had a 8800GTX trash can(??).
i wish for a harmless peice of cotton
The cotton is harmless, but the anthrax spore powder inside is not.
I wish I get to play 2142 again.
I wish I get to play 2142 again.
Granted, but your computer CTD every time you open it.
I wish I had an army that sworn loyalty only to me, and has dominated the world.
I wish I had an army that sworn loyalty only to me, and has dominated the world.
