AtomicMoose
Member
+18|6608
Ive been playing a while on vanilla, and recently moved into special forces, and Ive seen some amazingly stupid things. Things that truly make me despair at the future of our species. The genus Seefourus Maximus loading a truck full with C4 only to reverse it into a lamppost and blow his dick through the roof of his head. People covered in grass and bird shit toting .50 calibres diving out of stricken helicopters, only to watch in futile horror as they realise they've left the steering column pointing right, and it wheels around back into their face, rotors a- buzzing. Or even the race of whores, Dikkus Tyneyus, attempt a forced TK, only to park the vehicle the wrong way round at the no go zone and have himself shot for disobedience instead. But  the worst by far, the true blue would- lose- a- battle- of- wits- to- a- walnut morons, are the engineers parked up in an alley repairing their vehicles, and upon spotting you, charge and try to stab you whilst you board the empty vehicle and put them out of their misery. And all this makes me wonder. Is it just me sitting, watching the nation's IQ fall by the hour, or has someone, somewhere, witness anything of the same?

Last edited by AtomicMoose (2007-03-01 15:35:45)

Mason4Assassin444
retired
+552|6871|USA
You know how you zoom in a dpv and roll up to a cp near a wall or building and hop out at the wrong time and get squished. I was at the Sharqi cp across from construction and the enemy pulled up, hopped out, and squished himself right in frot of me. Thats all I got.
chittydog
less busy
+586|7043|Kubra, Damn it!

How about the guy making the thread about how stupid everyone else is while peppering his post with bad grammar and spelling?
AtomicMoose
Member
+18|6608
Such as?
-Gunsmoke-
Member
+165|6843|South Jersey

AtomicMoose wrote:

Ive been playing a while on vanilla, and recently moved into special forces, and Ive seen some amazingly stupid things. Things that truly make me despair at the future of our species. The genus Seefourus Maximus loading a truck full with C4 only to reverse it into a lamppost and blow his dick through the roof of his head. People covered in grass and bird shit toting .50 calibres diving out of stricken helicopters, only to watch in futile horror as they realise they've left the steering column pointing right, and it wheels around back into their face, rotors a- buzzing. Or even the race of whores, Dikkus Tyneyus, attempt a forced TK, only to park the vehicle the wrong way round at the no go zone and have himself shot for disobedience instead. But  the worst by far, the true blue would- lose- a- battle- of- wits- to- a- walnut morons, are the engineers parked up in an alley repairing their vehicles, and upon spotting you, charge and try to stab you whilst you board the empty vehicle and put them out of their misery. And all this makes me wonder. Is it just me sitting, watching the nation's IQ fall by the hour, or has someone, somewhere, witness anything of the same?
OMG YOU MISSED AN APOSTROPHE!!!  Among other things.
chittydog
less busy
+586|7043|Kubra, Damn it!

AtomicMoose wrote:

I've been playing a while on vanilla,incorrect comma and recently moved into special forces, and I've seen some amazingly stupid things. Things that truly make me despair at the future of our species. The genus Seefourus Maximus loading a truck full with C4 only to reverse it into a lamppost and blow his dick through the roof of his head. People covered in grass and bird shit toting .50 calibres diving out of stricken helicopters, only to watch in futile horror as they realise they've left the steering column pointing right, and it wheels around back into their face, rotors a- buzzing. Or sentences don't begin with and, or, or but even the race of whores, Dikkus Tyneyus, attempt a forced TK, only to park the vehicle the wrong way around at the no-go zone and have himself shot for disobedience instead. But sentences don't begin with and, or, or but the worst by far, the true blue would- lose- a- battle- of- wits- to- a- walnut extra spaces after the dashes morons, incorrect comma are the engineers parked up in an alley repairing their vehicles, and should be who rather than and upon spotting you, charge and try to stab you whilst you board the empty vehicle and put them out of their misery. And sentences don't begin with and, or, or but all this makes me wonder.should be a colon Is it just me sitting, watching the nation's IQ fall by the hour, or has someone, somewhere, witnessed anything of the same?
As requested...
Lieutenant_Jensen
Your cops are corrupt.
+200|6599|fÄking denmark
Hmm spelling contest for the lads .  . Who'll win ?
Todd_Angelo
Leukocyte
+336|6835|Warlord

AtomicMoose wrote:

...recently moved into special forces, and Ive seen some amazingly stupid things.... People covered in grass and bird shit toting .50 calibres diving out of stricken helicopters...
Sure about that?

-

Nice one chittydog. Although there is in fact no rule about starting sentences with a conjunction; I was taught the same thing in school for the same, incorrect, reason but this is merely a writing convention, not a rule of grammar.


Lieutenant_Jensen wrote:

Hmm spelling contest for the lads .  . Who'll win ?
Todd "I can spell pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis" Angelo.

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