Granted. You are now a enlisted merc and ye shall wield your Pilum to car bombs
I wish Nortern strike was for free
I wish Nortern strike was for free
granted but Northern strike later needed 25 updates and later became useless
i wish i had fairy god parents.
i wish i had fairy god parents.
Last edited by NeXuS4909 (2007-03-02 14:55:30)
You get some, but they beat you all the time with a bag of oranges, NO BRUISES.
I wish I had a chocolate chip muffin.
I wish I had a chocolate chip muffin.
You Have a chocolate chip muffin, but the chocolate chips are infact parts of your mothers liver.
I wish I had 3 wishes
I wish I had 3 wishes
Done, three wishes are yours. However once they are used up you end up wishing you had looked before crossing the street. Blam.
I wish I wish I didn't kill that fish.
I wish I wish I didn't kill that fish.
Last edited by AtomicMoose (2007-03-02 15:09:44)
granted, except the fish remembered you tried to kill him and he kills you
i wish i wasnt a puffter
i wish i wasnt a puffter
granted, you are now a princess margaretsurgeon_bond wrote:
granted, except the fish remembered you tried to kill him and he kills you
i wish i wasnt a puffter
i wish i could go back in time to certain dates that i pick
Last edited by A12345 (2007-03-02 15:37:50)
You go back in time and can never get back.
I wish i had a thew beers right now.
I wish i had a thew beers right now.
Here are a few warm, flat beers that when drunk, cause you to vomit uncontrollably.
I wish i didn't have any pets.
I wish i didn't have any pets.
you dont and now a loin eats you.
i wish i was the unquestioned master of the universe who could not die or be overthrown in anyway.
i wish i was the unquestioned master of the universe who could not die or be overthrown in anyway.
Last edited by <<<FTDM>>>Gen.Raven (2007-03-02 16:50:54)
You are the master of a parallel universe that contains only poo
I wish for a turkey sandwich on rye bread with lettuce and mustard. I don't want any zombie turkeys; I don't want to turn into a turkey myself and I don't want any other weird surprises, got it?
I wish for a turkey sandwich on rye bread with lettuce and mustard. I don't want any zombie turkeys; I don't want to turn into a turkey myself and I don't want any other weird surprises, got it?
Last edited by DesertFox423 (2007-03-23 18:15:04)
Done, but the turkey is a little dry.DesertFox423 wrote:
You are the master of a parallel universe that contains only poo
I wish for a turkey sandwich on rye bread with lettuce and mustard. I don't want any zombie turkeys; I don't want to turn into a turkey myself and I don't want any other weird surprised, got it?
I wish the Genie was set free. (backfire that, bitch)
My state was founded by Batman. Your opinion is invalid.
Done. The evil, genocidal genie has been set free to do whatever he wants.
1) Why does a 'loin' eat me?
2) How did it get there?
PUT SOME IMAGINATION INTO IT!
I wish that flies (the insect kind) were wiped out.
Two things:<<<FTDM>>>Gen.Raven wrote:
you dont and now a loin eats you.
1) Why does a 'loin' eat me?
2) How did it get there?
PUT SOME IMAGINATION INTO IT!
I wish that flies (the insect kind) were wiped out.
Ahh, but that's what I wished for... Where's the backfire?Fenris_GreyClaw wrote:
Done. The evil, genocidal genie has been set free to do whatever he wants.
My state was founded by Batman. Your opinion is invalid.
You didn't know he was evil and going to kill everyone. Thats the backfire.Cheez wrote:
Ahh, but that's what I wished for... Where's the backfire?Fenris_GreyClaw wrote:
Done. The evil, genocidal genie has been set free to do whatever he wants.
Unless you state in your wish EXACTLY what you want, it'll be twisted. You never said he was evil.
Lets start again. I wish for greater sniping accuracy.
OI! My wish is still here:David.Podedworny wrote:
Lets start again. I wish for greater sniping accuracy.
Fenris_GreyClaw wrote:
I wish that flies (the insect kind) were wiped out.
Granted, but the increased accuracy means you take 20 minutes to get your eye in for the "perfect" shot. Thus dying before shooting.David.Podedworny wrote:
Lets start again. I wish for greater sniping accuracy.
I wish that Smokey wasn't gay.
Fenris, no insects means no ecosystem which means no humans. GG twat.
Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.
Done, but Smokey stole your girlfriend. And then your mum.
I wish the Enemy Down forums would seize up and their main server burn to the ground.
I wish the Enemy Down forums would seize up and their main server burn to the ground.
Granted. Unfortunately you find out too late that you live right next to the server, and you die in the resulting inferno.
I wish I could meet BF2S people in real life.
I wish I could meet BF2S people in real life.
Done, but you meet Smokey, who reverts to being gay and rapes you.k30dxedle wrote:
Granted. Unfortunately you find out too late that you live right next to the server, and you die in the resulting inferno.
I wish I could meet BF2S people in real life.
I wish that Cdogmn would have a heart palpatation every time he visited BF2s.
Congratz, you meet all the pissed-off, banned members who want beat the living crap out of you.k30dxedle wrote:
Granted. Unfortunately you find out too late that you live right next to the server, and you die in the resulting inferno.
I wish I could meet BF2S people in real life.
Congratz, He dies from the palpataions and haunts you as a poltergeist.some_random_panda wrote:
I wish that Cdogmn would have a heart palpatation every time he visited BF2s.
I wish that Flecco was the stupidest man on Earth.
Last edited by Fenris_GreyClaw (2007-03-02 18:43:09)
Granted! But flecco is so stupid when you ask him to make you a drink he grinds you up in a giant blender and drinks you!Fenris_GreyClaw wrote:
I wish that Flecco was the stupidest man on Earth.
I wish to be mentally unstable so i dont have to go to school.
Last edited by David.Podedworny (2007-03-02 19:15:27)
Granted! But you become the president of the united states and end up destroying an entire nation.
I wish I didn't have any homework this weekend
I wish I didn't have any homework this weekend
Granted! You dont have homework this weekend but next weekend you have make up all the work you missed which drives you insane and you create a false delusion in which you are riding a roller coaster downhill but in reality you plummet to your death of a cliff in a go-kart which you stole from the track thinking it was a pony that smelled funny.CommieChipmunk wrote:
I wish I didn't have any homework this weekend
I wish for some brownies.
Last edited by David.Podedworny (2007-03-02 19:37:44)