SEREMAKER
BABYMAKIN EXPERT √
+2,187|6783|Mountains of NC

[NeMe$i$.Dr4g0ncl4w] wrote:

SplinterStrike wrote:

You get run over by a seeing eye dog with road rage.

I wish people weren't so stupid.
Granted, their stupidity now transfers to you.

I wish I was a genius.
wish granted but you get stuck in a room pulling on the door when all you have to do is push


I wish I was Chuck Norris
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Fenris_GreyClaw
Real Хорошо
+826|6734|Adelaide, South Australia

Granted. You are now Chuck Norris, with absolutely no memory of who you used to be.

I wish i had a softer mattress.
SEREMAKER
BABYMAKIN EXPERT √
+2,187|6783|Mountains of NC

Fenris_GreyClaw wrote:

Granted. You are now Chuck Norris, with absolutely no memory of who you used to be.

I wish i had a softer mattress.
Granted, you have the one from under the bridge that the bum has been using for the past year

I wish I owned the Microsoft Corp.
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KingCheese
Paul Scholes
+77|6799|England
You now have the sex appeal of Bill Gates.  I wish I was 100 feet tall
"My best moment? I have a lot of good moments but the one I prefer is when I kicked the hooligan." - Eric Cantona.
FFLink
There is.
+1,380|6906|Devon, England
Done, but it turns out you just own the name, not anything else (I think I suck at this).

Wish I was in Finland...

Oops, ok, thousand feet tall. You're classed as a freak and get disected.

Now my wish:

FFLink13 wrote:

Wish I was in Finland...

Last edited by FFLink13 (2007-03-01 13:24:48)

Fenris_GreyClaw
Real Хорошо
+826|6734|Adelaide, South Australia

Congratz, you are now in Finland. Or more specific, Finland's sewerage system, tied below the surface of the waste water.

I wish that had more willpower.
KingCheese
Paul Scholes
+77|6799|England
Unfortunately on a whim you decide to give up breathing.  I wish i had laser beam firing eyes.
"My best moment? I have a lot of good moments but the one I prefer is when I kicked the hooligan." - Eric Cantona.
stkhoplite
Banned
+564|6694|Sheffield-England
If you looked in a mirror you would have quite a shock

i wish i was tall

Last edited by stkhoplite (2007-03-01 13:32:15)

Fenris_GreyClaw
Real Хорошо
+826|6734|Adelaide, South Australia

Congratz, you are now 8 feet tall. However, you have to duck trough every doorway, which eventually leads to back problems, confining you to a wheelchair.

I wish I didn't have to go to school just for today.
stkhoplite
Banned
+564|6694|Sheffield-England

Fenris_GreyClaw wrote:

Congratz, you are now 8 feet tall. However, you have to duck trough every doorway, which eventually leads to back problems, confining you to a wheelchair.

I wish I didn't have to go to school just for today.
You will end up being a retard due to a lesson on not being a retard

I wish i was a girl
KingCheese
Paul Scholes
+77|6799|England
You give birth!!!! I wish i had a hot dinner right now.
"My best moment? I have a lot of good moments but the one I prefer is when I kicked the hooligan." - Eric Cantona.
A12345
Member
+77|6685
granted but its so hot you scald your tongue off, and did i mention youre eating bull testicles

i wish i knew the meaning of life

Last edited by A12345 (2007-03-01 13:40:28)

Havok
Nymphomaniac Treatment Specialist
+302|6890|Florida, United States

A12345 wrote:

you scald your tongue off

i wish i knew the meaning of life
Granted, but you forget how to breath and you die
I wish time would stop.
SuperSlowYo
slow as you go
+124|6775|Canaduhhh.. West Toast
time stops and you slowly go insane from boredom

i wish i was a bowl of chicken soup

Last edited by SuperSlowYo (2007-03-01 13:42:58)

KingCheese
Paul Scholes
+77|6799|England
You are and you get spilled down a super fat womans cleavage.  I wish I had a bottle of Jamaican overproof rum.
"My best moment? I have a lot of good moments but the one I prefer is when I kicked the hooligan." - Eric Cantona.
SuperSlowYo
slow as you go
+124|6775|Canaduhhh.. West Toast

KingCheese wrote:

You are and you get spilled down a super fat womans cleavage.
and this is bad how? hoooray for tig ol bitties!!!
KingCheese
Paul Scholes
+77|6799|England
Ok, a super fat guys butt cleavage.

Last edited by KingCheese (2007-03-01 13:49:51)

"My best moment? I have a lot of good moments but the one I prefer is when I kicked the hooligan." - Eric Cantona.
seymorebutts443
Ready for combat
+211|6810|Belchertown Massachusetts, USA

KingCheese wrote:

Ok, a super fat guys butt cleavage.
mosseknuckle.
Fenris_GreyClaw
Real Хорошо
+826|6734|Adelaide, South Australia

KingCheese wrote:

I wish I had a bottle of Jamaican overproof rum.
seymorebutts443
Ready for combat
+211|6810|Belchertown Massachusetts, USA

Fenris_GreyClaw wrote:

KingCheese wrote:

I wish I had a bottle of Jamaican overproof rum.
granted, but, the molasses used to make the rum was tainted with deer urine and a case of e.coli spread through the rum factory infecting all rum bottles.

I wish that no one backfired my wish.
Fenris_GreyClaw
Real Хорошо
+826|6734|Adelaide, South Australia

Granted. But you just wasted a whole wish that could have been for anything in the world, anything at all, by wishing for your wish to not backfire.

I wish that I had the means to obtain every copy of PC PowerPlay that I didn't have.
Cheez
Herman is a warmaphrodite
+1,027|6653|King Of The Islands

Fenris_GreyClaw wrote:

Granted. But you just wasted a whole wish that could have been for anything in the world, anything at all, by wishing for your wish to not backfire.

I wish that I had the means to obtain every copy of PC PowerPlay that I didn't have.
Granted, but they're nothing but ads... Oh wait

I wish this wish backfired.
My state was founded by Batman. Your opinion is invalid.
Mr.Pieeater
Member
+116|6839|Cherry Pie

Cheez wrote:

Fenris_GreyClaw wrote:

Granted. But you just wasted a whole wish that could have been for anything in the world, anything at all, by wishing for your wish to not backfire.

I wish that I had the means to obtain every copy of PC PowerPlay that I didn't have.
Granted, but they're nothing but ads... Oh wait

I wish this wish backfired.
Well, your wish will continue to go on for all eternity repeating the backfiring and unbackfiring process until it eventually becomes a new form of herpes and kills 6 goats in India, where it dies out.  It is remembered as the Wish-Ala-Herpes-Goat-Milk.

I wish I had a Cherry Pie in front of my right now.
Snake
Missing, Presumed Dead
+1,046|6781|England

Sorry, but you ended up with a bag of sprouts.


I wish we could rid the world of Politicians.
RoosterCantrell
Goodbye :)
+399|6695|Somewhere else

Snake wrote:

Sorry, but you ended up with a bag of sprouts.


I wish we could rid the world of Politicians.
in the political void carrot top takes power as  world Leader.

I wish chicks loved me like I was Johnny Depp.

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