alright, i could make a buiiness outta thisautopilot wrote:
Hey, ask if she wants to come to my place for a while. Since we're mates and all!
Poll
Is your girlfriend sluttier than mine?
| Yes | 13% | 13% - 13 | ||||
| No | 47% | 47% - 45 | ||||
| Get her hottest friend for a 3 sum | 38% | 38% - 37 | ||||
| Total: 95 | ||||||
Guys,
This thread is useless without pics.
This thread is useless without pics.
Kick that bitch to the fuckin curb.SealXo wrote:
My girlfriends always been somewhat of a slut, but what can i say. Weve been going out for a month and a half and shes really hot.
So we go over to her house last night at midnight to go drink.
I have me, and my 3 best friends.
we all have around 2 caronas.
So fuck my girlsfirends so drunk she asks me if she can MAKE OUT WITH my friend. I'm thinking, wow what the fuck is this. And i let her because whatever, i couldnt say no to my buddies but at the same time im fucking pissed at her for wanting to. So she fucking makes out with him..... bad enough right? NO. Then she wants to make out with my other riend.... but thankfully hes germophobic and aftraid to shit of mono. Hah.
SO THEN SHE MAKES OUT WITH MY 3RD FRIEND!
sweet jesus.....
but i guess i could forgive her... after all shes drunk.... piss drunk.
SO THEN she goes to show my friends her TITS! jesus!
all the while i just sit in the corner drinking my only love... beer.
SO THEN she asks ME WHATS WRONG?!?!? and i just ignored her and fell asleep in her garage eating cranberry raisens she feeds to her rats.... mmm yummy.. who knows what she did then
So we then stumble the 2 and a half miles through bushes and street back to my house at 3am.
But heres the twist... she was never drunk... she didnt drink at all!
man im never going ot take that girl anywhere.
lol good job!SealXo wrote:
shes to stupid ill jsut ffuck ehr every weekend and never call her like ususalrabee2789b wrote:
Thats fucked dude!. Are you too weak to say NO! OMG, thats just stupid, sorry to say that, but I would not go out with her anymore, or you can just fuck her and tell her BYE BYE!
hahhahahhSuperior Mind wrote:
Wow seal, ur a moron. How could you giver her permission to do that? The fact that she ASKED you and you said YES means either you don't really need your penis or you don't really care about this relationship at all. Now if you want to prove yourself worthy of being a man again, fuck her in the ass and post it on the internet.
You WHAT?!SealXo wrote:
she asks me if she can MAKE OUT WITH my friend. I'm thinking, wow what the fuck is this. And i let her because whatever, i couldnt say no to my buddies
Last edited by LaidBackNinja (2007-02-25 13:45:49)
"If you want a vision of the future, imagine SecuROM slapping your face with its dick -- forever." -George Orwell
ROFLTy wrote:
If your buddy was really your buddy he shold have politely declined. You don't make out with you mate's girlfriend EVER, especially when he's present!
"If you want a vision of the future, imagine SecuROM slapping your face with its dick -- forever." -George Orwell
I find your 'friends' guilty of violating several articles of the Man Laws.MagikTrik wrote:
fuckin winner. +1Bertster7 wrote:
She's a slut, not a proper GF. Treat her like one.
Simple.
Your girl is a whore, you need to drop her like its going out of style, and then treat her like the slut she is.
And you are a tool for giving her permission. That's why she asked....she knew she had you whipped like its going out of style.
hahahaha damn. thats a no shitter.=MCHD= arush5268d wrote:
I find your 'friends' guilty of violating several articles of the Man Laws.MagikTrik wrote:
fuckin winner. +1Bertster7 wrote:
She's a slut, not a proper GF. Treat her like one.
Simple.
Your girl is a whore, you need to drop her like its going out of style, and then treat her like the slut she is.
And you are a tool for giving her permission. That's why she asked....she knew she had you whipped like its going out of style.
Seems to be your fault, Wheither your friend gets girls or men. You shouldn't allow them to make out.
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Drunken_Tankdriver wrote:
Guys,
This thread is useless without pics.
True, you allowed it to happen, Oww and I would kick you friends ass so he won't be able to sit for a month. A true friends doens't cheat with his best friends girlBull3t wrote:
Seems to be your fault, Wheither your friend gets girls or men. You shouldn't allow them to make out.
Get rid of her. Even though she might be hot, looks aren't everything.
ROFL +1AutoPilot wrote:
Hey, ask if she wants to come to my place for a while. Since we're mates and all!
What a whore!
Fuck her up the arse, stick it in her minge a few times so she gets a yeast infection, then dump her.
Fuck her up the arse, stick it in her minge a few times so she gets a yeast infection, then dump her.
Can u put a pic plz, so we can see if she it or not? xD
BTW how old ru and how old is she?
BTW how old ru and how old is she?
Last edited by rabee2789b (2007-02-25 14:57:43)
Knock her up and blame it on your friends. Good deal!
"Self Esteem" by Offspring comes to mind. Jesus man, drop that bitch like a bad habit. And next time stand up for yourself! Your buddy? He needs a good kick in the balls and talking to about how to be a buddy.
devildogfo wrote:
"Self Esteem" by Offspring comes to mind. Jesus man, drop that bitch like a bad habit. And next time stand up for yourself! Your buddy? He needs a good kick in the balls and talking to about how to be a buddy.
You really need to drop that girl. That sort of stuff is way out of line. You also need to have a "chat" with your buddies for going through with stuff like that. It's also a good rule of thumb to never bring girls your interested in around your buddies until your real comfy with your relationship.
Someones under the thumb.
Lol, some buddies you got there, they must have been wasted...offa two Corona's.
Post a pic! How olds you buddy? never kissed a girl..
Post a pic! How olds you buddy? never kissed a girl..
we wernt... we were jus tenough to say
"no im not drunk... im just flipsy..."
nawh made out with a girl.
"no im not drunk... im just flipsy..."
nawh made out with a girl.
Simon wrote:
Ill be your friend in this time of need.
step 1: kick her ass to the curb
step 2: beat friends face in
step 3: find new girlfriend that isnt a slut
step 4: rejoice
step 2: beat friends face in
step 3: find new girlfriend that isnt a slut
step 4: rejoice
my old gf of las year was, shelby.... and another.... kaliegh... wtf i dated all sluts...
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