Top 100 IRC/Xfire quotes

2006-12-12 16:44:04

#126

reefl3x: Member; +72|6617|United States

ROFLMAO

"<VolteFace`> don't you hate it when you shit on the floor, and you can hear it fall but you have no idea where it actually landed, and spend like 5 minutes looking for it"

o wow rofl

And this one was the best by far--- what are the chances eh

<T-Wolf> man, my girlfriend left me for some faggot named robert
<RdAwG20> you don't live in Hope mills do you?
<T-Wolf> ya, why man?
<RdAwG20> lol, just wondering, was her namne alisson?
<T-Wolf> you mother fucker

Last edited by reefl3x (2006-12-12 16:46:50)

2006-12-20 15:44:32

#127

Vinx101: Member; +1|6553

<Cthon98> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
<Cthon98> ********* see!
<AzureDiamond> hunter2
<AzureDiamond> doesnt look like stars to me
<Cthon98> <AzureDiamond> *******
<Cthon98> thats what I see
<AzureDiamond> oh, really?
<Cthon98> Absolutely
<AzureDiamond> you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2
<AzureDiamond> haha, does that look funny to you?
<Cthon98> lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that
<Cthon98> yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> awesome!
<AzureDiamond> wait, how do you know my pw?
<Cthon98> er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw
<AzureDiamond> oh, ok.

HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA

2006-12-27 11:13:38

#128

Mouse315: Bash.org Junkie; +105|6735

Matt-0375> hear about the people getting sore from playing the wii controllers?
thx-1192> Yeah, fatasses should get up and move more often
Matt-0375> I'm just waiting for the headlines: "why does it burn when you wii?"

<Thrae> Your testes are egg-shaped, because testes used to be ovaries before your gender was determined pre-birth.
<Thrae> All men started out with female sex organs until gender was specified. It explains a lot, eh?
<ckknight> we overcame adversity.

Two newer ones that I liked.

2006-12-27 13:08:52

#129

Madben: Member; +4|6696

*** Penfold has quit IRC (Excess Flood)
*** Penfold ([email protected]) has joined #keble
<Penfold> Excess flood my arse
<Ganesh> no thanks

2007-01-01 09:12:21

#130

StokoE: Losers-Server; +51|7055|UK

Best one ever:

<Cthon98> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
<Cthon98> ********* see!
<AzureDiamond> hunter2
<AzureDiamond> doesnt look like stars to me
<Cthon98> <AzureDiamond> *******
<Cthon98> thats what I see
<AzureDiamond> oh, really?
<Cthon98> Absolutely
<AzureDiamond> you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2
<AzureDiamond> haha, does that look funny to you?
<Cthon98> lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that
<Cthon98> yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> awesome!
<AzureDiamond> wait, how do you know my pw?
<Cthon98> er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw
<AzureDiamond> oh, ok.

2007-01-01 09:13:50

#131

Ryan: Member; +1,230|7058|Alberta, Canada

No one is ever talking on IRC

Sorry, not a quote lol.

2007-01-01 09:58:24

#132

10973: Member; +3|6699|UK, wots up wiv my karma? O

Vinx101 wrote:
<Cthon98> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
<Cthon98> ********* see!
<AzureDiamond> hunter2
<AzureDiamond> doesnt look like stars to me
<Cthon98> <AzureDiamond> *******
<Cthon98> thats what I see
<AzureDiamond> oh, really?
<Cthon98> Absolutely
<AzureDiamond> you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2
<AzureDiamond> haha, does that look funny to you?
<Cthon98> lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that
<Cthon98> yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> awesome!
<AzureDiamond> wait, how do you know my pw?
<Cthon98> er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw
<AzureDiamond> oh, ok.

HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA

best 1

2007-01-26 12:56:59

#133

Archer: rapes face; +161|6639|Canuckistan

Bash.Org Quote #1

<Archer>_________
<OtherGuy>LOL
<OtherGuyTheIV> HAHAHA
<OtherGuyII> u rok archer u my hero yo
<OtherGuy> do it again plz
<Archer>_________
<OtherGuyII> LMAO
<EveryoneElse> we love u archer

2007-02-20 02:44:29

#134

Fenris_GreyClaw: Real Хорошо; +826|6734|Adelaide, South Australia

Xfire wrote:
DonFck: gay?
DonFck: me?
Jestar12345: ya
Jestar12345: no
Jestar12345: maybe
Jestar12345: dont know
Jestar12345: can you repeat that question?
Jestar12345: your not the boss of me now
Jestar12345: your not the boss of me now
Jestar12345: and your not so big
Jestar12345: life is unfair......

Xfire wrote:
DonFck: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Jestar12345: lol
Jestar12345: well it depends
Jestar12345: what kind of chansaw is he using, petrol or electric
DonFck: petrol. And the angle of his dangle is 30 degrees, hence not proportional to the motion.
Jestar12345: hmm
Jestar12345: then i estimate that in his life time he would average 5 trees a day
DonFck: the answer is...
Jestar12345: so on a normal working year
Jestar12345: 1700 in a year including holidays
DonFck: have you taken into consideration the service times of his chainsaw?
Jestar12345: so in a lifespan of 20 years
Jestar12345: yes
DonFck: good, thought so
Jestar12345: thats why i only times it by 340 by 5
DonFck: lol
Jestar12345: to compensate for holidays, other occasions
Jestar12345: anyway
Jestar12345: lets assume he works for 25 years as a wood chuck
DonFck: the answer is correct, sir. You have won a karma (which is already given to you)
Jestar12345: he would cut 42500 trees in 25 years
DonFck: and retire with a good pension fund of 4600 AUD / month.
DonFck: and 50 cents

Last edited by Fenris_GreyClaw (2007-02-20 02:45:39)

2007-02-24 07:05:02

#135

DonFck: Hibernator; +3,227|6846|Finland

Xfire wrote:
^*AlphA*^: HAI
DonFck: HAI!!
^*AlphA*^: HAI !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DonFck: Xfire karate fight!
^*AlphA*^: CHOI !!!!!!!!!!!
^*AlphA*^: *slaps with right ada hand !
DonFck: FUOOOOOOOOOO-CHA!
^*AlphA*^: CHINGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DonFck: HAIIIFUOTCHUOOO!!!
^*AlphA*^: xiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-haooooooooooo
DonFck: *switches to hamster-style*
DonFck: brrrrrrrrr-CHACK!
^*AlphA*^: *hands are now onfire and SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSJJJJJJJJ-SLAP !*
DonFck: *bat-style*
DonFck: flap-flap-flap-SMACK!
^*AlphA*^: *bitch style, SLAP* !
DonFck: *falls*
DonFck: Alpha is.. ..Victorious!
^*AlphA*^: woohoo

I need around tree fiddy.

2007-02-27 16:33:43

#136

11sog_raider: a gaurdian of life; +112|6674|behind my rifle

WOoKie 11sog_Raider: whore= my gf
WOoKie 11sog_Raider: lol
WOoKie 11sog_Raider: simple as that
King_County_Downy: give her my number
King_County_Downy: lol
WOoKie 11sog_Raider: shes 15
King_County_Downy: ooh
King_County_Downy: nm

2007-02-27 16:41:09

#137

King_County_Downy: shitfaced; +2,791|6812|Seattle

11sog_raider wrote:
WOoKie 11sog_Raider: whore= my gf
WOoKie 11sog_Raider: lol
WOoKie 11sog_Raider: simple as that
King_County_Downy: give her my number
King_County_Downy: lol
WOoKie 11sog_Raider: shes 15
King_County_Downy: ooh
King_County_Downy: nm

You should post the rest of that convo

WOoKie 11sog_Raider: i got mine pissed at me
WOoKie 11sog_Raider: i went into a mosh pit at a concert
long pause...
King_County_Downy: and...
King_County_Downy: lol
WOoKie 11sog_Raider: i got layed out
WOoKie 11sog_Raider: by a 230 pound kid
WOoKie 11sog_Raider: then i went crowd surfing
King_County_Downy: lol
WOoKie 11sog_Raider: and kicked a chik in the head
King_County_Downy: nice
King_County_Downy: knock some sense into her?
WOoKie 11sog_Raider: knocked her down
WOoKie 11sog_Raider: lol
King_County_Downy: I keep telling mine that I give her money so that her shit will make cents
WOoKie 11sog_Raider: ha
King_County_Downy: she doesn't think that's too funny
WOoKie 11sog_Raider: lol
King_County_Downy: CUNT= C.an't U.nderstand N.ormal T.hinking
WOoKie 11sog_Raider: lawl
WOoKie 11sog_Raider: whore= my gf
WOoKie 11sog_Raider: lol
WOoKie 11sog_Raider: simnple as that
King_County_Downy: give her my number
King_County_Downy: lol
WOoKie 11sog_Raider: shes 15
King_County_Downy: ooh
King_County_Downy: nm
King_County_Downy: lol
WOoKie 11sog_Raider: im postiong this
King_County_Downy: send some pictures then
WOoKie 11sog_Raider: in bf2s top 100 IRC quotes
WOoKie 11sog_Raider: that was grand
King_County_Downy:
King_County_Downy: send me some pictures when you're done posting
King_County_Downy: lol
King_County_Downy: tell her anything she wants to hear, just get me some pics man!

Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it

2007-03-02 04:11:29

#138

^*AlphA*^: F*ckers; +3,135|6953|The Hague, Netherlands

xfire wrote:
^*AlphA*^: shazam !
DonFck: kaBOOM!
^*AlphA*^: SHALLA !
DonFck: Boomshakalak!
^*AlphA*^: Ksjalalla !
DonFck: Skibidibam!
^*AlphA*^: broemzabam
DonFck: kaaaaaaaaaaa---CHAK!
^*AlphA*^: skikadikikadikikadikick
DonFck: Simsalabibambaazaladuuzaladim!
^*AlphA*^: shoerkeun
DonFck: Seppuku
DonFck: /died
^*AlphA*^: you died again

yeah we have fun.....

ps. don

https://bf3s.com/sigs/36eac2cb6af70a43508fd8d1c93d3201f4e23435.png

2007-03-05 10:49:26

#139

heggs: Spamalamadingdong; +581|6603|New York

Fun on IRC.

[13:43] <Rachael> im not godzilla
[13:43] * Thoruz runs right trough the wall
[13:43] <+Entertayner> i am!
[13:43] <Thoruz> you is!
[13:43] *** Entertayner changed nick to Godzilla
[13:43] * Heggs ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnsssssssssssssss
[13:43] *** Heggs changed nick to ScaredJapaneseMan
[13:43] * Thoruz sends mothra to kill godzilla
[13:43] <@ScaredJapaneseMan> ruuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnn
[13:44] *** NooBesT ([email protected]) joined
[13:44] <@ScaredJapaneseMan> oh my god its godzilla
[13:44] <NooBesT> OH NOES
[13:44] * +Godzilla eats shit
[13:44] <@ScaredJapaneseMan> runnnnnnnnn
[13:44] <NooBesT> NO PLEASE
[13:44] *** Thoruz changed nick to ScaredJapaneseMan2
[13:44] <NooBesT> Shit?
[13:44] <NooBesT> WTF?
[13:44] * +Godzilla stomps around crushing shit
[13:44] <ScaredJapaneseMan2> zomg
[13:44] <@ScaredJapaneseMan> haha
[13:44] <NooBesT> Why would you eat shit?
[13:44] <NooBesT> Stupid Godzilla
[13:44] * +Godzilla pukes shit up all over NooBesT
[13:44] * ScaredJapaneseMan laughs at the shit eating
[13:44] * ScaredJapaneseMan proceeds to puke after seeing that
[13:44] * +Godzilla then tramples all over him
[13:44] * NooBesT kicks Godzillas pet ass
[13:45] * ScaredJapaneseMan urinates
[13:45] *** ScaredJapaneseMan2 changed nick to I_r_teh_Thoruz
[13:45] * +Godzilla turns around and flicks noobest on the forehead so hard he gets impaled on top of the statue of liberty

Remember Me As A Time Of Day

2007-03-07 03:46:16

#140

^*AlphA*^: F*ckers; +3,135|6953|The Hague, Netherlands

[22:32] Smokey: sec im doing something for alpha
[22:32] [bf2s] R3v4n: oral?
[22:32] Smokey: better
[22:32] [bf2s] R3v4n: lol....

more going on on BF2s then you think these days...... and Aussies

2007-03-07 03:49:27

#141

R3v4n: We shall beat to quarters!; +433|6701|Melbourne

lol..... Smokey and AlphA.

I feel so sorry for FFLINK13

~ Do you not know that in the service … one must always choose the lesser of two weevils?

2007-03-07 03:52:11

#142

~Smokey~: Steve Irwin Reincarnate; +396|6753|Internetfitlerland

Hey I thought we agreed to keep that a secret Rec...

Remember what I did for you, and it wasnt or IRC either

2007-03-07 03:54:46

#143

R3v4n: We shall beat to quarters!; +433|6701|Melbourne

Yeah, but i decided that your Chocolate balls werent good enough

~ Do you not know that in the service … one must always choose the lesser of two weevils?

2007-03-07 04:04:19

#144

Fenris_GreyClaw: Real Хорошо; +826|6734|Adelaide, South Australia

Xfire chat wrote:
[bf2s] R3v4n: i want ur babies
Fenris: have them *throws babies at R3v*
[bf2s] R3v4n: *Drops Babie on head* oh noes you can have them back
Fenris: You break it, you keep it.

2007-03-07 04:14:38

#145

DaReJa: BF2s US Server Admin; +257|6842|Los Angeles, California, US.

IRC Not XFire.

Battlelog: DaReJa
MyBFi/BF3i Admin

AKA DanielRJ
GameSurge IRC Network, Support Agent and Staff
Phuzion IRC Network, Support Director and Operator

2007-03-07 04:16:04

#146

^*AlphA*^: F*ckers; +3,135|6953|The Hague, Netherlands

DaReJa wrote:
IRC Not XFire.

"Top 100 IRC/Xfire quotes"

Move along DaReJa

2007-03-07 04:16:32

#147

DonFck: Hibernator; +3,227|6846|Finland

DaReJa wrote:
IRC Not XFire.

Poteidoh, Potaatoh

I need around tree fiddy.

2007-03-07 04:17:15

#148

DaReJa: BF2s US Server Admin; +257|6842|Los Angeles, California, US.

^*AlphA*^ wrote:
DaReJa wrote:
IRC Not XFire.
"Top 100 IRC/Xfire quotes"

Move along DaReJa

D: How Dare You Rename It !!!!! :!

Battlelog: DaReJa
MyBFi/BF3i Admin

AKA DanielRJ
GameSurge IRC Network, Support Agent and Staff
Phuzion IRC Network, Support Director and Operator

2007-03-07 04:18:49

#149

R3v4n: We shall beat to quarters!; +433|6701|Melbourne

lol pwnt.

~ Do you not know that in the service … one must always choose the lesser of two weevils?

2007-03-14 11:08:53

#150

SplinterStrike: Roamer; +250|6626|Eskimo land. AKA Canada.

This isnt part of the top 100, but:

The BF2s community on withdrawal:

[19:36] *** I_WANT_MY_BF2S is now known as ON_HUNGER_STRIKE_UNTIL_BF2S_RE
[19:36] *** SUPERSLIM has joined #bf2s

Priceless timing lol

And now for randomness:

[22:26] *** Kmal has joined #bf2s
[22:26] <SplinterStrike> bastard
[22:26] *** Kmal has left #bf2s

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