Mitch
16 more years
+877|6809|South Florida
Religion is like a mother who has no control of her kids... Like this:

'Judgement day' as its called, is like 'the spanking'
'God' is 'mother'

God keeps saying
"If you don't stop im gunna spank you!!!"
"If you don't stop im gunna spank you!!!"
"If you don't stop im gunna spank you!!!"
"If you don't stop im gunna spank you!!!"
"If you don't stop im gunna spank you!!!"
"If you don't stop im gunna spank you!!!"

Untill the kids 'the believers' realize, moms not gunna spank me, shes all talk, but ive never gotten a spanking no matter what i do.

Now, the sooner you come to the conclusion that your 'mom' will NEVER actually spank you, then the sooner you can live a full, fun, life. To the limits of the law that is
15 more years! 15 more years!
ncc6206
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+36|6763

Fen321 wrote:

ncc6206 wrote:

Dezerteagal5  turn or burn boy.  You cant hide behind ignorance on the day of Judgment.
Judgment is not coming...its meant to keep you walking along a never ending institutionalized sin production that is Christianity, and which you will NEVER be able to reach your so called leaders example. Think about it Christians personify Christ as a person whom we all fall short of...HOW THE HELL is anyone to live up to this if ..... we are different from him. To be honest I'm pretty sure we are all the same as him, hence you guessed it the next logical conclusion
I almost understood that...
Vilham
Say wat!?
+580|7050|UK

CruZ4dR wrote:

I don't believe in christianity and all that Jesus stuff hallelujah. But all that above that is just BS.
No scientists can prove something like that from 2000 years ago.
well they have proved things from billions of years ago.. so its quite possible if they got something that was believed to have had jesus's blood on it ad then compared the DNA they could reasonably prove it.
CruZ4dR
Cereal Killer
+145|6940|The View From The Afternoon

Recoil555 wrote:

I always believed Jesus existed just not sure whether he was the son of god.
I believe he was a normal human. Perhaps he had some kind of powers, I think he was really good at rolling dice.

NemeSiS-Factor
Favorite Weapon? Pistol
+29|6954|Everett, WA, US

Jenspm wrote:

omfg Dezert.

Everyone knows that Jesus lived. Science can prove that. If you know what religion is, you would know that Christianity is based on believing that Jesus was God's son, Believing that God created the world. Science can't prove that Jesus was or was not God's son. Christianity is about believing.
How could you believe in ANYTHING that hasn't been proven, or has a solid theory about it.  Religon is right up there with Santa Clause.
BALTINS
ಠ_ಠ
+37|6770|Latvia

ncc6206 wrote:

Dezerteagal5  turn or burn boy.  You cant hide behind ignorance on the day of Judgment.
Got a date? I gonna bring the popcorn and marshmallows! Or is it a barbeque with Jesus?
Mitch
16 more years
+877|6809|South Florida
Lol you guys are funny, you think you can pick and choose what you want to believe and what you dont like? Im pretty sure it doesnt work that way.
15 more years! 15 more years!
CruZ4dR
Cereal Killer
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Vilham wrote:

CruZ4dR wrote:

I don't believe in christianity and all that Jesus stuff hallelujah. But all that above that is just BS.
No scientists can prove something like that from 2000 years ago.
well they have proved things from billions of years ago.. so its quite possible if they got something that was believed to have had jesus's blood on it ad then compared the DNA they could reasonably prove it.
Never. And compare to what DNA? There is none. It's all a matter of publicity and random theories.
Jenspm
penis
+1,716|7016|St. Andrews / Oslo

NemeSiS-Factor wrote:

Jenspm wrote:

omfg Dezert.

Everyone knows that Jesus lived. Science can prove that. If you know what religion is, you would know that Christianity is based on believing that Jesus was God's son, Believing that God created the world. Science can't prove that Jesus was or was not God's son. Christianity is about believing.
How could you believe in ANYTHING that hasn't been proven, or has a solid theory about it.  Religon is right up there with Santa Clause.
How do you think the earth was created?

Most educated people would say Big Bang.

Now what is Big Bang? Something was made out of nothing, right? A big explosion came out of nothing. But there needs to be a power to create this. Christians call this power God.
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ncc6206
=BIG= BAD AND UGLY
+36|6763

BALTINS wrote:

ncc6206 wrote:

Dezerteagal5  turn or burn boy.  You cant hide behind ignorance on the day of Judgment.
Got a date? I gonna bring the popcorn and marshmallows! Or is it a barbeque with Jesus?
No date. Still waiting. I dont think they will send out RSVPs.
Vilham
Say wat!?
+580|7050|UK

CruZ4dR wrote:

Vilham wrote:

CruZ4dR wrote:

I don't believe in christianity and all that Jesus stuff hallelujah. But all that above that is just BS.
No scientists can prove something like that from 2000 years ago.
well they have proved things from billions of years ago.. so its quite possible if they got something that was believed to have had jesus's blood on it ad then compared the DNA they could reasonably prove it.
Never. And compare to what DNA? There is none. It's all a matter of publicity and random theories.
Yeah but if lets say that piece of cloth with his blood on it (apparently true) matches exactly with the body they found.. the chances that infact the cloth just had some random guys blood on it and not jesus's and they happened to find this exact guys body.
falafel
Member
+5|6614

ncc6206 wrote:

Do you take every thing you read as the truth???
like christians reading the bible, huh?
CruZ4dR
Cereal Killer
+145|6940|The View From The Afternoon

Jenspm wrote:

NemeSiS-Factor wrote:

Jenspm wrote:

omfg Dezert.

Everyone knows that Jesus lived. Science can prove that. If you know what religion is, you would know that Christianity is based on believing that Jesus was God's son, Believing that God created the world. Science can't prove that Jesus was or was not God's son. Christianity is about believing.
How could you believe in ANYTHING that hasn't been proven, or has a solid theory about it.  Religon is right up there with Santa Clause.
How do you think the earth was created?

Most educated people would say Big Bang.

Now what is Big Bang? Something was made out of nothing, right? A big explosion came out of nothing. But there needs to be a power to create this. Christians call this power God.
Its a matter of physics that energy cannot be created, it just takes another form. VGS 2FY ftw
CruZ4dR
Cereal Killer
+145|6940|The View From The Afternoon

Vilham wrote:

CruZ4dR wrote:

Vilham wrote:


well they have proved things from billions of years ago.. so its quite possible if they got something that was believed to have had jesus's blood on it ad then compared the DNA they could reasonably prove it.
Never. And compare to what DNA? There is none. It's all a matter of publicity and random theories.
Yeah but if lets say that piece of cloth with his blood on it (apparently true) matches exactly with the body they found.. the chances that infact the cloth just had some random guys blood on it and not jesus's and they happened to find this exact guys body.
I'd say those odds are astronomically small
Bertster7
Confused Pothead
+1,101|6865|SE London

Proof is a word people throw around far too casually.
ncc6206
=BIG= BAD AND UGLY
+36|6763

falafel wrote:

ncc6206 wrote:

Do you take every thing you read as the truth???
like christians reading the bible, huh?
Touche'. I wont lie its faith that makes me believe its true.  Now can you make me a new sig?????
Cybargs
Moderated
+2,285|7000
Jesus is my gardener.
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NemeSiS-Factor
Favorite Weapon? Pistol
+29|6954|Everett, WA, US

Jenspm wrote:

NemeSiS-Factor wrote:

Jenspm wrote:

omfg Dezert.

Everyone knows that Jesus lived. Science can prove that. If you know what religion is, you would know that Christianity is based on believing that Jesus was God's son, Believing that God created the world. Science can't prove that Jesus was or was not God's son. Christianity is about believing.
How could you believe in ANYTHING that hasn't been proven, or has a solid theory about it.  Religon is right up there with Santa Clause.
How do you think the earth was created?

Most educated people would say Big Bang.

Now what is Big Bang? Something was made out of nothing, right? A big explosion came out of nothing. But there needs to be a power to create this. Christians call this power God.
Before this universe was created, there was another.  After who knows how many billions of years, gravity pulled that universe together into an enormous black hole, which eventually exploded, like all black holes do.  That created this universe (actually, I'm not sure if it was on a universal or galactical scale), and when the universe stops expanding, it will slowly come back together, and happen again, making all our worldy advancements for naught.  THAT is a solid theory.  Simply believing God did it is ignorant.  This bullshit was spoon-fed to people hundreds of years ago.  Your believing stories from a book that was most likely written in an opium den for Christ's sake.  They were HIGH, just like you.

As for life, a solid theory is we all crawled out of some symbiotic soup millions of years ago.  It's more believable than "magic."

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Jenspm
penis
+1,716|7016|St. Andrews / Oslo

NemeSiS-Factor wrote:

Jenspm wrote:

NemeSiS-Factor wrote:


How could you believe in ANYTHING that hasn't been proven, or has a solid theory about it.  Religon is right up there with Santa Clause.
How do you think the earth was created?

Most educated people would say Big Bang.

Now what is Big Bang? Something was made out of nothing, right? A big explosion came out of nothing. But there needs to be a power to create this. Christians call this power God.
Before this universe was created, there was another.  After who knows how many billions of years, gravity pulled that universe together into an enormous black hole, which eventually exploded, like all black holes do.  That created this universe (actually, I'm not sure if it was on a universal or galactical scale), and when the universe stops expanding, it will slowly come back together, and happen again, making all our worldy advancements for naught.  THAT is a solid theory.  Simply believing God did it is ignorant.  This bullshit was spoon-fed to people hundreds of years ago.  Your believing stories from a book that was most likely written in an opium den for Christ's sake.  They were HIGH, just like you.

As for life, a solid theory is we all crawled out of some symbiotic soup millions of years ago.  It's more believable than "magic."
I'm not Christian and not Religious and do not read the bible nor pray to God, but I believe that religion and Science are one in a way.
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Korny09
Member
+8|6557|Ohio
Oh please.  We just discussed this in my class, that I taught. 
Yes he was a man, but more than a man.  He was also God & He has risen from the dead (prove me wrong & thousands of years of history on that buddy!).
Sounds like you are getting your theology from the DaVinci Code.
too_money2007
Member
+145|6592|Keller, Tx
The documentary, titled "The Burial Cave of Jesus," is a joint production by Israeli-born Canadian documentary maker Simcha Jacobovici and three-time-Oscar-winning Canadian film director James Cameron (Titanic, The Terminator).
The guy finds Titanic and now believes he can find Jesus? Someone has a complex...
ncc6206
=BIG= BAD AND UGLY
+36|6763

Korny09 wrote:

Oh please.  We just discussed this in my class, that I taught. 
Yes he was a man, but more than a man.  He was also God & He has risen from the dead (prove me wrong & thousands of years of history on that buddy!).
Sounds like you are getting your theology from the DaVinci Code.
Thanks for the help. I was begining to think I was the last Believer on the forum....
too_money2007
Member
+145|6592|Keller, Tx

Dezerteagal5 wrote:

Religion is like a mother who has no control of her kids... Like this:

'Judgement day' as its called, is like 'the spanking'
'God' is 'mother'

God keeps saying
"If you don't stop im gunna spank you!!!"
"If you don't stop im gunna spank you!!!"
"If you don't stop im gunna spank you!!!"
"If you don't stop im gunna spank you!!!"
"If you don't stop im gunna spank you!!!"
"If you don't stop im gunna spank you!!!"

Untill the kids 'the believers' realize, moms not gunna spank me, shes all talk, but ive never gotten a spanking no matter what i do.

Now, the sooner you come to the conclusion that your 'mom' will NEVER actually spank you, then the sooner you can live a full, fun, life. To the limits of the law that is
Greatest explanation EVER! +1
Korny09
Member
+8|6557|Ohio

NemeSiS-Factor wrote:

Jenspm wrote:

omfg Dezert.

Everyone knows that Jesus lived. Science can prove that. If you know what religion is, you would know that Christianity is based on believing that Jesus was God's son, Believing that God created the world. Science can't prove that Jesus was or was not God's son. Christianity is about believing.
How could you believe in ANYTHING that hasn't been proven, or has a solid theory about it.  Religon is right up there with Santa Clause.
Please.  We believe things we can't prove all the time- example: that the driver next to you is compitant, that the pilot is sane mentally, that the food in the fridge hasn't been poisoned, etc...
The reason why you reject Jesus is because you are foolish (notice I said Jesus and NOT a religious system).

I live for Jesus, the biblical, historical Jesus-not some religion made by man...that is a catholic/baptist thing.
Cybargs
Moderated
+2,285|7000

Jenspm wrote:

NemeSiS-Factor wrote:

Jenspm wrote:


How do you think the earth was created?

Most educated people would say Big Bang.

Now what is Big Bang? Something was made out of nothing, right? A big explosion came out of nothing. But there needs to be a power to create this. Christians call this power God.
Before this universe was created, there was another.  After who knows how many billions of years, gravity pulled that universe together into an enormous black hole, which eventually exploded, like all black holes do.  That created this universe (actually, I'm not sure if it was on a universal or galactical scale), and when the universe stops expanding, it will slowly come back together, and happen again, making all our worldy advancements for naught.  THAT is a solid theory.  Simply believing God did it is ignorant.  This bullshit was spoon-fed to people hundreds of years ago.  Your believing stories from a book that was most likely written in an opium den for Christ's sake.  They were HIGH, just like you.

As for life, a solid theory is we all crawled out of some symbiotic soup millions of years ago.  It's more believable than "magic."
I'm not Christian and not Religious and do not read the bible nor pray to God, but I believe that religion and Science are one in a way.
Actually I think the Energy was in the universe before the big bang. As we all know about physics, energy cannot be created or destroyed, only transferred.
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