silo1180
The Farewell Tour
+79|6424|San Antonio, TX

..teddy..jimmy wrote:

Cloroform
Time for a visit from the Ether Bunny!
SizzlingMidget
Member
+39|6301|UK
Damn, that plagarism shit really ruined him.
Hurricane
Banned
+1,153|6632|Washington, DC

Fancy_Pollux wrote:

We were finishing up a lab assignment and the professor was going around helping various students. Anyway, my friend whispers into my ear "Hey, check out her computer monitor." I look at it and it had a Google image search window open with a bunch of shirtless, muscular guys on it. Looks like she was a little lonely on Valentines Day, which is surprising considering that she is in her mid 30's and smoking hot.



Oh, and I knew you guys would ask for pics so here:

http://tinyurl.com/2m4pg3
http://tinyurl.com/2s3nuz
I wish I was that ripped.
_PQWeR_AuRoRa_olly
Member
+22|6512|Surrey, United Kingdom
Pollux is a god.
DonFck
Hibernator
+3,227|6633|Finland

_PQWeR_AuRoRa_olly wrote:

Pollux is a god.
<--- All the people who found this thread even slightly funny are represented by the smilies to the left.

Welcome to Pollux-funnyville, Population: you.

Last edited by DonFck (2007-02-15 10:42:07)

I need around tree fiddy.
[THE] comben
Wee and Biscuits
+43|6535|Cardiff

keimtime wrote:

I was hoping for a pic of the smokin hot prof.....not some half naked dudes.
lol thats kinda the point.
klassekock
Proud Born Loser
+68|6588|Sweden

1927(h) wrote:

klassekock wrote:

Sorry pollux. I totally have lost confidence and respect in you.  I can't take anything you say seriously anymore. Your posts ends up in my bin.........
What do you mean seriously anymore?

Does that mean at one time you did?
Well, I guess it felt serious the first time I read one of his posts. The second time I knew it was bullshit.
{uscm}Jyden
You likey leaky?
+433|6680|In You Endo- Stoke

Fancy_Pollux wrote:

We were finishing up a lab assignment and the professor was going around helping various students. Anyway, my friend whispers into my ear "Hey, check out her computer monitor." I look at it and it had a Google image search window open with a bunch of shirtless, muscular guys on it. Looks like she was a little lonely on Valentines Day, which is surprising considering that she is in her mid 30's and smoking hot.



Oh, and I knew you guys would ask for pics so here:

http://tinyurl.com/2m4pg3
http://tinyurl.com/2s3nuz
Hahahah i kind of knew what pics they were going to be,but i still laughed.


+1 Fancy
Vilham
Say wat!?
+580|6768|UK

commandochristian wrote:

why am I not surprised...
Though these are some pretty random stories it'd be cooler if they were your own experiences...


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Not a Pollux Fan
take my sig...

Time for a bolluxban anyone?
Cubefreak666
I kill you in future, too
+34|6634|Germany
No, take my sig...
{uscm}Jyden
You likey leaky?
+433|6680|In You Endo- Stoke

Cubefreak666 wrote:

No, take my sig...
NO no no

Take MINE!!!!!!!!!!











=MCHD= arush5268d
Member
+46|6503|Houston, TX
He needs his own junk drawer.....seriously.
R3v4n
We shall beat to quarters!
+433|6488|Melbourne

Heh, Funny stuff Pollox.  Keep it up.
~ Do you not know that in the service … one must always choose the lesser of two weevils?
too_money2007
Member
+145|6310|Keller, Tx

Towelly wrote:

Your stories aren't as funny when you don't copy+paste them.
QFT
loubot
O' HAL naw!
+470|6580|Columbus, OH

silo1180 wrote:

I wonder how many people clicked on both pix hoping for a change of heart!

But seriously... put pix of the prof or we will have to lynch you!
Curiosity killed the cat and my libido. For a secondk, I thought it was going to be that skank teacher from Florida.
Cubefreak666
I kill you in future, too
+34|6634|Germany
Woho, Pollux hates hisself...
henno13
A generally unremarkable member
+230|6350|Belfast
Omg!
RavyGravy
Son.
+617|6407|NSW, Australia

siciliano732 wrote:

Pollux = Compulsive Liar

...."thanks champ"
would you belive me if i told you i was a compulsive liar?
smtt686
this is the best we can do?
+95|6633|USA
can you do a new poll of who wants you to go??? j/k
Yaocelotl
:D
+221|6651|Keyboard

loubot wrote:

silo1180 wrote:

I wonder how many people clicked on both pix hoping for a change of heart!

But seriously... put pix of the prof or we will have to lynch you!
Curiosity killed the cat and my libido. For a secondk, I thought it was going to be that skank teacher from Florida.
Or this one? Careless teacher
blademaster
I'm moving to Brazil
+2,075|6647

TigerXtrm wrote:

Doh...
BVC
Member
+325|6697
I was expecting meatspin or something similar

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