TuataraDude
Member
+115|6520|Aotearoa
Crimson Tide

Guy#1: "It's an .88 Magnum."
Guy#2: "It shoots through schools."
KillerKane0
Member
+53|6643|Calgary, Alberta
Oh one of my personal favorites, Johnny Dangerously!

-Why is J. Edgar Hoover on your phone?

-I don't know. He's on everyone else's, why shouldn't he be on mine?
Zilla
Killa of threads
+122|6639|7th level of hell

Clue


cop1: [Fighting] "What the fuck?"
cop2: "You motherfucker! Cocksucker!"
cop1: [Fighting back] "What the fuck did you say you cocksucker? What the fuck did you fucking say?"
cop2: "Your mother's cunt! Your mother's cunt!"

EDIT: to comply witht the new plagiarism rules, this is a quote from a movie.

Last edited by Zilla (2007-02-10 03:36:49)

Zilla
Killa of threads
+122|6639|7th level of hell

cluesies, just cuz I needz to say it.....


Maatttt Daahhmmmonnnn!

Last edited by Zilla (2007-02-10 03:41:14)

KillerKane0
Member
+53|6643|Calgary, Alberta
The Departed

"So long, Alex! Have fun! May the luck of the Seven Pillars of Gulu be with you at all times."
KillerKane0
Member
+53|6643|Calgary, Alberta
It's no Team America: World Police.  "Matt Damon" was offered a hint as to who was in it. 

The answer is "The Departed", Scorsese's latest masterpiece.  I hope he wins the Oscar for it.

The current quote is:

"So long, Alex! Have fun! May the luck of the Seven Pillars of Gulu be with you at all times."
TuataraDude
Member
+115|6520|Aotearoa

KillerKane0 wrote:

"So long, Alex! Have fun! May the luck of the Seven Pillars of Gulu be with you at all times."
The Last Starfighter

"When someone asks you if you're a God, you say yes."
KillerKane0
Member
+53|6643|Calgary, Alberta
Ghostbusters

"Honey, will you please. What are the odds of the Russians attacking on a Thursday night?!"
Sgt.Gh0st
Pump-Action Pimp
+16|6780|The Hague, Holland
The Man With One Red Shoe !!!

"What are you? Stoned or Stupid?"
TuataraDude
Member
+115|6520|Aotearoa

Sgt.Gh0st wrote:

"What are you? Stoned or Stupid?"
Hackers.

"It's Czechoslovakia, it's like going into Wisconsin."
KillerKane0
Member
+53|6643|Calgary, Alberta
Stripes

"Rob, top five musical crimes perpetuated by Stevie Wonder in the '80s and '90s. Go. Sub-question: is it in fact unfair to criticize a formerly great artist for his latter day sins, is it better to burn out or fade away?"
TuataraDude
Member
+115|6520|Aotearoa
High Fidelity (great flick)

"BURP - And that's a sign that the tank is full".
KillerKane0
Member
+53|6643|Calgary, Alberta
Garfield

"You can wipe that my-shit-don't-stink grin off your face."
TuataraDude
Member
+115|6520|Aotearoa

KillerKane0 wrote:

"You can wipe that my-shit-don't-stink grin off your face."
Killer! You get all mine. Now it's my turn to get one of yours,

"I know what you did Last Summer"



"Burn in Hell! Mwahahahaha!"

[That's the quote, not an instruction btw].
Smitty5613
Member
+46|6524|Middle of nowhere, California
"This is no more a war, than it is a war between men and maggots.... or dragons and wolves...... or men riding dragons, throwing wolves at maggots."


lol Scary Movie 4
TuataraDude
Member
+115|6520|Aotearoa

Smitty5613 wrote:

"This is no more a war, than it is a war between men and maggots.... or dragons and wolves...... or men riding dragons, throwing wolves at maggots."


lol Scary Movie 4
If you are suggesting my quote is from Scary Movie 4, I'm afraid it was not the one I was referring to. Having said that, I see your quote is from Scary Movie 4 and therefore will not give the answer away just yet.
theit57
I am THE Frodo Baggins.
+124|6396|6 feet under
I'm not sure what the last one is, but here's mine:

"only steers and queers come from Texas...And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down"
TuataraDude
Member
+115|6520|Aotearoa

theit57 wrote:

I'm not sure what the last one is, but here's mine:

"only steers and queers come from Texas...And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down"
An Officer and a Gentleman

My quote still stands as it appears it has not been guessed yet. To refresh everyones' memory:

"Burn in Hell! Mwahahahaha!"
theit57
I am THE Frodo Baggins.
+124|6396|6 feet under

TuataraDude wrote:

theit57 wrote:

I'm not sure what the last one is, but here's mine:

"only steers and queers come from Texas...And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down"
An Officer and a Gentleman
nope. sry bro, but its wrong
[RaWr]-Impsux
Have Guns, Will Travel.
+28|6554

theit57 wrote:

I'm not sure what the last one is, but here's mine:

"only steers and queers come from Texas...And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down"
Full Metal Jacket? If I'm right :

''Fuck croquet''
theit57
I am THE Frodo Baggins.
+124|6396|6 feet under

[RaWr]-Impsux wrote:

theit57 wrote:

I'm not sure what the last one is, but here's mine:

"only steers and queers come from Texas...And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down"
Full Metal Jacket? If I'm right :

''Fuck croquet''
hells yeah: heres some more:

Drill Instructor: What's your excuse??
Private Cowboy: Sir! Excuse for what, sir?!
Drill Instructor: I'M asking the fuckin' questions around here, Private! Do you understand?!
Private Cowboy: Sir, yes sir!!
Drill Instructor: Well, thank you very much...Can I be in CHARGE for a while?
Private Cowboy: Sir, yes sir!!
theit57
I am THE Frodo Baggins.
+124|6396|6 feet under

[RaWr]-Impsux wrote:

theit57 wrote:

I'm not sure what the last one is, but here's mine:

"only steers and queers come from Texas...And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down"
''Fuck croquet''
Live on Broadway


heres anotherone:


"Choke yourself...NO, NOT WITH YOUR HAND with my hand, NO DON'T touch me"

Last edited by theit57 (2007-02-15 22:46:39)

Pug
UR father's brother's nephew's former roommate
+652|6540|Texas - Bigger than France
Full Metal Jacket, again

"Well, there's a delicate corneal inversion procedure... a multi-opti-pupil-optomy. But, in order to keep from damaging the eye sockets, they've got to go in through the rectum."
theit57
I am THE Frodo Baggins.
+124|6396|6 feet under

Pug wrote:

Full Metal Jacket, again
nope
[RaWr]-Impsux
Have Guns, Will Travel.
+28|6554

Pug wrote:

Full Metal Jacket, again

"Well, there's a delicate corneal inversion procedure... a multi-opti-pupil-optomy. But, in order to keep from damaging the eye sockets, they've got to go in through the rectum."
Hot shots!  ?

Last edited by [RaWr]-Impsux (2007-02-16 00:04:43)

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