What do you think of my conspiracy theory?

2007-02-08 16:34:31

#1

Fancy_Pollux: Connoisseur of Fine Wine; +1,306|7073

A recap (in no particular order):

-Anna Nicole Smith's husband, a billionaire, dies.
-Anna Nicole Smith gets involved in a legal battle for millions of dollars of inheritance.
-Anna Nicole Smith loses a TON of weight allegedly using Trimspa.
-Anna Nicole Smith gets targeted in a lawsuit for false marketing of Trimspa.
-Anna Nicole Smith gives birth to a child in the Bahamas.
-Around the time she gives birth, her son dies in the hospital room she was staying in.
-Anna Nicole Smith is found dead.
-2 people claim to be the father of her child.

My theory:

Anna Nicole Smith lost all of her weight from excessive drug use. She banged her son and got pregnant with his child. Her son, who couldn't live what he had done, kills himself. Now this is where it gets really interesting. Either Anna Nicole Smith committed suicide because of all this shit caving in on her, had an accidental drug overdose, or was murdered by a hitman because of all the money involved. If she was killed in a professional job, it would open a whole other branch of the conspiracy. It also also possible that BOTH her and her son were knocked off by a hitman because they knew something about Trimspa, which has a ton of money invested into it. I guess we'll have a better idea when the results of the paternity suit and autopsy come in.

What do you think?

Last edited by Fancy_Pollux (2007-02-08 16:48:43)

2007-02-08 16:35:57

#2

Turquoise: O Canada; +1,596|6832|North Carolina

Disturbing but very feasible....

2007-02-08 16:37:25

#3

mcgid1: Meh...; +129|7144|Austin, TX/San Antonio, TX

I actually agree with a couple of your theories. Best bet is drug o.d. followed closely by suicide.

2007-02-08 16:38:07

#4

deeznutz1245: Connecticut: our chimps are stealin yo' faces.; +483|6920|Connecticut

You left out the war in Iraq, Americas involvement, Bush ordering the 9/11 attacks and Hillary Clinton allegedly is a woman.

Malloy must go

2007-02-08 16:39:25

#5

Mason4Assassin444: retired; +552|7089|USA

Not sure about the insest, but you never know. A few co-workers mentioned the money/hitman theory. I think she's been on methodone for years and her heart gave out.

But for the conspiracy, I'd lean with the money/hitman portion of the story.

2007-02-08 16:41:29

#6

Miller: IT'S MILLER TIME!; +271|7183|United States of America

deeznutz1245 wrote:
You left out the war in Iraq, Americas involvement, Bush ordering the 9/11 attacks and Hillary Clinton allegedly is a woman.

2007-02-08 16:45:37

#7

Fancy_Pollux: Connoisseur of Fine Wine; +1,306|7073

I'm not joking, and I don't see how one could interpret this as funny, or attempting to be funny.

As for bf2-killa, he is a duplicate account. m3thod perhaps?

2007-02-08 16:47:03

#8

Hurricane: Banned; +1,153|7057|Washington, DC

Fancy_Pollux wrote:
I'm not joking, and I don't see how one could interpret this as funny, or attempting to be funny.

As for bf2-killa, he is a duplicate account. m3thod perhaps?

Whoever he is, I hope he goes out hitler (or anna) style and swallows a cyanide pill (or trimspa pills).

And your theory isn't actually all that wacky.

2007-02-08 17:53:04

#9

CTD-CaptainBuck: BLEEDING BLUE; +71|7195|Tenn

makes perfect sense to me

2007-02-08 17:57:33

#10

ATG: Banned; +5,233|6956|Global Command

Fancy_Pollux wrote:
I'm not joking, and I don't see how one could interpret this as funny, or attempting to be funny.

As for bf2-killa, he is a duplicate account. m3thod perhaps?

Was, maybe.

I agree, this is a huge multi-layered epic story, yet to be fully told.

2007-02-08 18:05:38

#11

iNeedUrFace4Soup: fuck it; +348|6973

I vote silicone poisoning.

2007-02-08 18:10:31

#12

BeerzGod: Hooray Beer!; +94|6997|United States

Anna Nicole Smith died? When did that happen...

2007-02-08 18:11:47

#13

usmarine2007: Banned; +374|6794|Columbus, Ohio

BeerzGod wrote:
Anna Nicole Smith died? When did that happen...

Drink another beer......

2007-02-08 18:23:39

#14

D6717C: Anger is a gift; +174|7060|Sin City

Sounds good to me dude, i'll spread that rumor.

2007-02-08 18:25:41

#15

KillerKane0: Member; +53|7072|Calgary, Alberta

deeznutz1245 wrote:
You left out the war in Iraq, Americas involvement, Bush ordering the 9/11 attacks and Hillary Clinton allegedly is a woman.

Oh come on now, who would believe that Hillary Clinton is a woman! That's fantasy! Science fiction!

2007-02-08 18:48:16

#16

D6717C: Anger is a gift; +174|7060|Sin City

KillerKane0 wrote:
deeznutz1245 wrote:
You left out the war in Iraq, Americas involvement, Bush ordering the 9/11 attacks and Hillary Clinton allegedly is a woman.
Oh come on now, who would believe that Hillary Clinton is a woman! That's fantasy! Science fiction!

I heard she lives in a cave and feeds on the blood of small children.

2007-02-09 16:16:31

#17

deeznutz1245: Connecticut: our chimps are stealin yo' faces.; +483|6920|Connecticut

D6717C wrote:
KillerKane0 wrote:
deeznutz1245 wrote:
You left out the war in Iraq, Americas involvement, Bush ordering the 9/11 attacks and Hillary Clinton allegedly is a woman.
Oh come on now, who would believe that Hillary Clinton is a woman! That's fantasy! Science fiction!
I heard she lives in a cave and feeds on the blood of small children.

I heard the bitch fingers cats.

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Meow!!

Malloy must go

2007-02-09 16:24:28

#18

King_County_Downy: shitfaced; +2,791|7024|Seattle

How old was her son? I thought he was only a year or two old.

What about the miscarriage from drinking and jumping on a trampoline at a party?

Why wouldn't she allow DNA tests to be conducted on her son?

I think it was suicide.

Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it

2007-02-09 16:24:57

#19

Kmar: Truth is my Bitch; +5,695|7028|132 and Bush

Fancy_Pollux wrote:
-2 people claim to be the father of her child.

-2 people claim to be the father of her child.
-3 people claim to be the father of her child.
http://www.smh.com.au/news/people/zsa-z … 32962.html

Xbone Stormsurgezz

2007-02-09 16:30:45

#20

King_County_Downy: shitfaced; +2,791|7024|Seattle

Also, the autopsy revealed no drugs in her body.

Seems as though she just croaked. Heart attack maybe?

Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it

2007-02-09 16:37:29

#21

Kmar: Truth is my Bitch; +5,695|7028|132 and Bush

King_County_Downy wrote:
Also, the autopsy revealed no drugs in her body.

Seems as though she just croaked. Heart attack maybe?

Maybe she croaked because there weren't any drugs in her body? Shock?

Xbone Stormsurgezz

2007-02-09 16:39:10

#22

CoronadoSEAL: pics or it didn't happen; +207|6945|USA

blah blah blah

2007-02-09 16:41:21

#23

Scorpion0x17: can detect anyone's visible post count...; +691|7193|Cambridge (UK)

Kmarion wrote:
Fancy_Pollux wrote:
-2 people claim to be the father of her child.
-2 people claim to be the father of her child.
-3 people claim to be the father of her child.
http://www.smh.com.au/news/people/zsa-z … 32962.html

negative people?

2007-02-09 17:05:14

#24

SoC./Omega: Member; +122|6968|Omaha, Nebraska!

trimspa baby!

2007-02-09 17:11:44

#25

TrollmeaT: Aspiring Objectivist; +492|7100|Colorado

I think her heart gave out from all the unchecked drug abuse & massive weight loss.

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