Name more then the one im thinking of.Sisco10 wrote:
Why do you want to stop?frankyman_88 wrote:
once a day i'm trying to stop though
any advice as to how? im having a bit trouble
Masturbation is useful in many ways, for many things.
Poll
How Often Do You Masturbate ?
| Once a day. | 45% | 45% - 215 | ||||
| Twice a day. | 13% | 13% - 63 | ||||
| 3 Time or more a day. | 9% | 9% - 46 | ||||
| Once a week. | 20% | 20% - 98 | ||||
| Once a Month. | 2% | 2% - 13 | ||||
| Never! | 2% | 2% - 11 | ||||
| Masturbate ??? | 5% | 5% - 25 | ||||
| Total: 471 | ||||||
its funB00MH3ADSH0T wrote:
Name more then the one im thinking of.Sisco10 wrote:
Why do you want to stop?frankyman_88 wrote:
once a day i'm trying to stop though
any advice as to how? im having a bit trouble
Masturbation is useful in many ways, for many things.
its exercise
once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.
yeah but my right arm muscle is getting bigger and bigger than my left, and i couldn't b bothered using my left
You have never given yourself a "stranger"? I suggest you try it, it's breathtaking.frankyman_88 wrote:
yeah but my right arm muscle is getting bigger and bigger than my left, and i couldn't b bothered using my left
I need around tree fiddy.
Stranger....? could u please explainDonFck wrote:
You have never given yourself a "stranger"? I suggest you try it, it's breathtaking.
Step one: find a strangerfrankyman_88 wrote:
Stranger....? could u please explainDonFck wrote:
You have never given yourself a "stranger"? I suggest you try it, it's breathtaking.
step two: get the stranger to do it for you
frankyman_88 wrote:
Stranger....? could u please explainDonFck wrote:
You have never given yourself a "stranger"? I suggest you try it, it's breathtaking.
Do it with your left hand.urbandictionary.com wrote:
The act of sitting on one's hand for 20 minutes to make it go numb, and proceeding to jerk off with that hand. This will give the feeling of a hand job from someone else.
I need around tree fiddy.
Lmaoroflcopterbbqwtfh4xchucknorris!121!1!1!!!1!1!
thanks for the tip DonFck, and B00MH3ADSH0T also
lol thats funny +1 for uKamikaze17 wrote:
with everything else going on, maybe a couple times a month.
i remember back in the days of middle school doing it like every day... lol
HA!DonFck wrote:
frankyman_88 wrote:
Stranger....? could u please explainDonFck wrote:
You have never given yourself a "stranger"? I suggest you try it, it's breathtaking.Do it with your left hand.urbandictionary.com wrote:
The act of sitting on one's hand for 20 minutes to make it go numb, and proceeding to jerk off with that hand. This will give the feeling of a hand job from someone else.
Are we are bad people? i mean bad in a disgusting way
Go with my tip cuz then you can get buttsecks aswell.frankyman_88 wrote:
thanks for the tip DonFck, and B00MH3ADSH0T also
rolf, lolB00MH3ADSH0T wrote:
Well first you stop stroking the salami and your done.frankyman_88 wrote:
once a day i'm trying to stop though
any advice as to how? im having a bit trouble
Last edited by blademaster (2007-02-07 02:00:44)
well buttsecks isn't really my thing, but oh wellBOOMH3ADSHOT wrote:
Go with my tip cuz then you can get buttsecks aswell.
just try it, you get a free coupon every time.
Last edited by blademaster (2007-02-07 02:01:56)
i used to lol but not nemore
Lol, buttseks, its not all its talked up to be, can get a bit messy
frankyman_88 wrote:
once a day i'm trying to stop though
any advice as to how? im having a bit trouble
You should help frankyman since he wants to know how to quit.laughing_boy_2006 wrote:
i used to lol but not nemore
stop trying to tempt me into gayness lol, i will never surrender!blademaster wrote:
just try it, you get a free coupon every time.
Although that free coupon looks sooo good....
lolfrankyman_88 wrote:
stop trying to tempt me into gayness lol, i will never surrender!blademaster wrote:
just try it, you get a free coupon every time.
Although that free coupon looks sooo good....
well frankyman
1st step is to find the bigest knife in the house
2nd step is to hack away and dnt think twice
1st step is to find the bigest knife in the house
2nd step is to hack away and dnt think twice
Ok well if he listens to me DO NOT do the following:blademaster wrote:
frankyman_88 wrote:
once a day i'm trying to stop though
any advice as to how? im having a bit troubleYou should help frankyman since he wants to know how to quit.laughing_boy_2006 wrote:
i used to lol but not nemore
jerk off, jack off, wank, wank off, beat off, whack off, beat the meat, stroke the salami, choke the chicken, grease the axle, wax the dolphin, choke the bishop, wax the rod, peel the banana, butter the lobster, change gears, walk the dog, polish the knob, onanism, spank the monkey, chase the weasel, whistle dixie, dick off, rub one out, whip the birdie, self-service, squeeze one off, sling jelly, bop the baloney, jack the beanstalk, dunk your dolphin, grease the sprocket, flog the log, punch the clown, squirt around, polish the low-quarters (military), captain jack (personified), played the organ, squeeze the lotion dispenser, bleed the serpent, pull the peter, plug the mellon, polish the purple helmet, tickling the turkey, polish the wand, flog the dolphin
just think about ur mum wen ur doing it that works
so forced ejaculation is fine?BOOMH3ADSHOT wrote:
Ok well if he listens to me DO NOT do the following:
jerk off, jack off, wank, wank off, beat off, whack off, beat the meat, stroke the salami, choke the chicken, grease the axle, wax the dolphin, choke the bishop, wax the rod, peel the banana, butter the lobster, change gears, walk the dog, polish the knob, onanism, spank the monkey, chase the weasel, whistle dixie, dick off, rub one out, whip the birdie, self-service, squeeze one off, sling jelly, bop the baloney, jack the beanstalk, dunk your dolphin, grease the sprocket, flog the log, punch the clown, squirt around, polish the low-quarters (military), captain jack (personified), played the organ, squeeze the lotion dispenser, bleed the serpent, pull the peter, plug the mellon, polish the purple helmet, tickling the turkey, polish the wand, flog the dolphin