+1PBAsydney wrote:
Constipation = Panzerscheiße
Diarrhea = Blitzscheiße
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meine güte! mal wieder ein deutscher thread!
schade eigentlich, dass die worte hitler und heil und sauerkraut automatisch kommen, sobald es um deutschland geht - aber wir sind auch in einem forum voller burgerfressender kuhjungen und waffenverrückten suv-fahrern
gruß an alle!
keios
schade eigentlich, dass die worte hitler und heil und sauerkraut automatisch kommen, sobald es um deutschland geht - aber wir sind auch in einem forum voller burgerfressender kuhjungen und waffenverrückten suv-fahrern
gruß an alle!
keios
Ich haben Sauerkraut in meine Lederhose.
Das ist der Satz den viele Finnen, die kein Deutsch können, zitieren.
Das ist der Satz den viele Finnen, die kein Deutsch können, zitieren.
Last edited by markkos (2007-02-03 04:12:56)
I have saurkraut in my leather pantsmarkkos wrote:
Ich haben Sauerkraut in meine Lederhose.
Das ist der Satz den viele Finnen, die kein Deutsch können, zitieren.
If you don't understand this you don't speak german?
At least I got the upper sentance right, since I've heard it before
Und wennschon: wieso mal nicht schweizer-deutsch sprechen?
(Why shouldnt we speak swiss-german?)
Gopferdelli wieso hets denn kei Schueh im Chuchischrank??
(Why shouldnt we speak swiss-german?)
Gopferdelli wieso hets denn kei Schueh im Chuchischrank??
Ich habe keine annuhng, ob ich Deutsch kann sprechen.
I think I just said
I have no idea, wether I can speak German..
I fail at German
I think I just said
I have no idea, wether I can speak German..
I fail at German
Donaudampfschifffahrtsgesellschaft.
Frühsommermeningoenzephalitis.
;-)
Frühsommermeningoenzephalitis.
;-)
weil niemand der ausserhalb der Schweiz lebt dass versteht.[GCS] =:HV53l2:= wrote:
Und wennschon: wieso mal nicht schweizer-deutsch sprechen?
(Why shouldnt we speak swiss-german?)
Gopferdelli wieso hets denn kei Schueh im Chuchischrank??
Übersetzung ins Deutsche: "Verdammt, warum gibt es keinen Schuh im Küchenschrank
EDIT: Grammatik
Last edited by max (2007-02-03 05:19:21)
once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.
Das ist eine Luge! Das war meine hausaufgaben!ryan_14 wrote:
Mein Hund hat meine Hausaufgaben gefressen.
My dog ate my homework.
Schlittschulaufen - Slidy-shoe-running (Ice skating)
ACTUNG! Meine Rock ist zu klein! - WARNING! My skirt is too short
Meine katze ist kaputt - My cat is broken
Verstopfung - Contipation
Durchfall - Diaorahea
ACTUNG! Meine Rock ist zu klein! - WARNING! My skirt is too short
Meine katze ist kaputt - My cat is broken
Verstopfung - Contipation
Durchfall - Diaorahea
Last edited by ShowMeTheMonkey (2007-02-03 05:28:36)
Ist es nicht eher Verstopfung und Dünnpfiff (Dünnschiss)?PBAsydney wrote:
Constipation = Panzerscheiße
Diarrhea = Blitzscheiße
lass mich raten: Du kommst aus dem Rheinland?Cubefreak666 wrote:
Ist es nicht eher Verstopfung und Dünnpfiff (Dünnschiss)?PBAsydney wrote:
Constipation = Panzerscheiße
Diarrhea = Blitzscheiße
once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.
I want to learn German!!!
Wer anderen eine Bratwurst brät, hat ein Bratwurstbratgerät.
The second means: This is the sentence that is citated by many finns, who don't speak german.PBAsydney wrote:
I have saurkraut in my leather pantsmarkkos wrote:
Ich haben Sauerkraut in meine Lederhose.
Das ist der Satz den viele Finnen, die kein Deutsch können, zitieren.
If you don't understand this you don't speak german?
At least I got the upper sentance right, since I've heard it before
Min Schwiizertüütsch isch nöd eso guet...
Ich habe fuer zwei jara, Deutsch nehmen.
It's one of the most fun/amazing languages to learn...but it's a bitch with all the word orders and stuff like that.
EDIT: to the guy below me, I'm American. Tried taking Spanish for 2 years...hated it. Who wants to take French class willingly? Wanted to learn Japanese, but my school didn't offer it. So off to German class I went. Probably one of the best classes I've ever taken.
It's one of the most fun/amazing languages to learn...but it's a bitch with all the word orders and stuff like that.
EDIT: to the guy below me, I'm American. Tried taking Spanish for 2 years...hated it. Who wants to take French class willingly? Wanted to learn Japanese, but my school didn't offer it. So off to German class I went. Probably one of the best classes I've ever taken.
Last edited by {DGC}{jr.}Blitzkrieg (2007-02-03 06:27:05)
Quite boring to read german sentences by german-speaking guys and gals since you have it in daily life. It's more interesting to see Swedes, Americans or whatever trying to write german. :>
Last edited by fierce (2007-02-03 06:25:22)
Ich habe eine schlimme durchfall
it is a bitch. I went to an international school and nobody (except us native speakers) managed to learn german. all that while living for most of their lives in the german speaking part of switzerland.{DGC}{jr.}Blitzkrieg wrote:
Ich habe fuer zwei jara, Deutsch nehmen.
It's one of the most fun/amazing languages to learn...but it's a bitch with all the word orders and stuff like that.
once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.
I just watched The Longest Day and I'm so----don't want to say giddy but I suppose---- because of all the German speaking in there.
Puppen? Gummipuppen?
Puppen? Gummipuppen?
grosse deutsche ashlock!!!! hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
the only german phrase i know is off google translator whilst at school
"ich habe grosse kugeln" it means "i have big balls" my mate said it to the german teacher without knowing what it meant lol
"ich habe grosse kugeln" it means "i have big balls" my mate said it to the german teacher without knowing what it meant lol
+1
!!!GREAT!!!
!!!GREAT!!!
Last edited by BADOELLE (2007-02-03 17:41:07)
Kugel actually means "ball" though. I'm not much on German cursing but I don't think it's a testicularly word. The word for pen "Kuli" actually came to be from "Kugelschreiber" (a ballpoint pen). However at least you weren't like somebody I knew who wanted to say a rifle and said "Scheissgewehr" instead of "Schiessgewehr." Quite different meanings.surgeon_bond wrote:
the only german phrase i know is off google translator whilst at school
"ich habe grosse kugeln" it means "i have big balls" my mate said it to the german teacher without knowing what it meant lol
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