make a dirty joke and pretend that u dont see how a dirty joke can be inproper if she laughs she likes u and shes a perv , if she bitchslapps you well i think u get the point
hax.lavadisk wrote:
lucky cunt.Executiator wrote:
this actually worked for me a couple of days ago.SuperSlowYo wrote:
use my sig as a guide..
I was talking to a chick ive known since high school(fucking bomb-shell).
and I just said "hey, would u like to have sex with me?"
and she said "ive been waiting since high school for you to ask me that"
I was like....... WOOOT!
going to her house next tuesday
Edit: mofuggen spelling
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"How much?" and you can tell how much she likes you by how much she'll chargekiteboarderni wrote:
how would you do it!! without saying "do u like me" lol
what the hells that supposed to mean?Pernicious544 wrote:
I hope you explode on your way over there.Executiator wrote:
this actually worked for me a couple of days ago.SuperSlowYo wrote:
use my sig as a guide..
I was talking to a chick ive known since high school(fucking bomb-shell).
and I just said "hey, would u like to have sex with me?"
and she said "ive been waiting since high school for you to ask me that"
I was like....... WOOOT!
going to her house next tuesday
Edit: mofuggen spelling
and no, it wasn't hax.
I just hope she doesn't have the clap or any of the 5000 HPV's hidden in her pink paradise
"are you gay" should work fine
Wisdom. Everyone can learn from this.ATG wrote:
Just imply that the size of your penis causes you discomfort when sitting. Be subtle, but drop in penis refrences whenever possible, always implying that you have a extremely large package.
When you finally get her naked, don't be nervous; tell her your entire family are midgets and that compared to them you have an elephant trunk in your shorts.
Ask her if she knows the difference between a blowjob and a steak dinner. If she says "Um, I dont know", invite her to dinner.
Tell her, "Should I call you in the morning or just nudge you?"kiteboarderni wrote:
how would you do it!! without saying "do u like me" lol
You'd probably be able tell from her reaction. Ah...and wear some goggles in case she has pepper spray.
ask her if she uses a douche bag.
if she replies with bad language or hits you, then she doesnt like you
if she sais yes, then you still dont find out is she likes you or not.
the moral of this post is to have a red car
if she replies with bad language or hits you, then she doesnt like you
if she sais yes, then you still dont find out is she likes you or not.
the moral of this post is to have a red car
Good luck with that! Nonetheless, this story sounds like you pulled it out of your ass, but if your quotes are actually what you said and what she replied, than Nice Job! Hope it goes well for you.Executiator wrote:
what the hells that supposed to mean?Pernicious544 wrote:
I hope you explode on your way over there.Executiator wrote:
this actually worked for me a couple of days ago.
I was talking to a chick ive known since high school(fucking bomb-shell).
and I just said "hey, would u like to have sex with me?"
and she said "ive been waiting since high school for you to ask me that"
I was like....... WOOOT!
going to her house next tuesday
Edit: mofuggen spelling
and no, it wasn't hax.
I just hope she doesn't have the clap or any of the 5000 HPV's hidden in her pink paradise
youll know.
if she starts saying shit like "i wish you were here" or if she tells you stupid things and asks stupid questions, then she likes you.
worked for me.
if she starts saying shit like "i wish you were here" or if she tells you stupid things and asks stupid questions, then she likes you.
worked for me.
Just tell her you like her, if she still doesn't like you never talk to her again...
Problem solved
Problem solved
Invite her in joining you to singing and dancing Der Guten Tag Hop Clop.
I know there's a lot of hob nobbing on the internet and there's no way I can back up my claim, but i shit you not.commandochristian wrote:
Good luck with that! Nonetheless, this story sounds like you pulled it out of your ass, but if your quotes are actually what you said and what she replied, than Nice Job! Hope it goes well for you.Executiator wrote:
what the hells that supposed to mean?Pernicious544 wrote:
I hope you explode on your way over there.
and no, it wasn't hax.
I just hope she doesn't have the clap or any of the 5000 HPV's hidden in her pink paradise
I hadn't seen her in about two years, and back then I had a huge crush on her and she knew it, but her boyfriend was a huge chode and she stuck with him for some reason. i don't know why.
And now she regrets it which is money in the bank for me.
My names billy suck my willy!
as you grow up, youll learn that its usually best to b direct. I wouldnt think sum1 likes you just because, but if you guys have a friendship goin, just be like, hey this is kinda outta the blue, but i really like you, how do you feel abotu that?kiteboarderni wrote:
how would you do it!! without saying "do u like me" lol
Question: Where are the girls? wasn't there a bunch of female beings on the forums before?
We need some sort of forum nurses here. Alot of posts about relationships going on.
We need some sort of forum nurses here. Alot of posts about relationships going on.
You ask if she want to have sex with you.Executiator wrote:
this actually worked for me a couple of days ago.SuperSlowYo wrote:
use my sig as a guide..
I was talking to a chick ive known since high school(fucking bomb-shell).
and I just said "hey, would u like to have sex with me?"
and she said "ive been waiting since high school for you to ask me that"
I was like....... WOOOT!
going to her house next tuesday
Edit: mofuggen spelling
she says "yes".
So you arrange to do it a week later?
You just know.
bash one off before you go, you will last for fucking ever, trust me it works. The girls love a long shag nothing like making them cum multiple times, she will come back for more...Executiator wrote:
this actually worked for me a couple of days ago.SuperSlowYo wrote:
use my sig as a guide..
I was talking to a chick ive known since high school(fucking bomb-shell).
and I just said "hey, would u like to have sex with me?"
and she said "ive been waiting since high school for you to ask me that"
I was like....... WOOOT!
going to her house next tuesday
Edit: mofuggen spelling
Step 1.) Grow balls
Step 2.) Ask
Step 3.) Enjoy
Step 2.) Ask
Step 3.) Enjoy
Ever seen American Pie? Pre-good-time-busting-exploding...that way we can all lolExecutiator wrote:
what the hells that supposed to mean?Pernicious544 wrote:
I hope you explode on your way over there.Executiator wrote:
this actually worked for me a couple of days ago.
I was talking to a chick ive known since high school(fucking bomb-shell).
and I just said "hey, would u like to have sex with me?"
and she said "ive been waiting since high school for you to ask me that"
I was like....... WOOOT!
going to her house next tuesday
Edit: mofuggen spelling
qftEugefunk84 wrote:
as you grow up, youll learn that its usually best to b direct. I wouldnt think sum1 likes you just because, but if you guys have a friendship goin, just be like, hey this is kinda outta the blue, but i really like you, how do you feel abotu that?kiteboarderni wrote:
how would you do it!! without saying "do u like me" lol
ha that's cool man, was surprised you didnt jump her bones when she said yesExecutiator wrote:
@ flak, she lives on the other side of town from me at my ma's place. I stop by there once in a while and tuesday was the next time i'd be down there. She doesn't have classes in the morning so i asked if I could come over
@ vilham, thats not true. My ex was more of a sprinter and not a cross country person. She could fuck like crazy for about 15-20 minutes, but then after that she was spent. And I believe most guys know the rub one out, stay all night routine, its all in the timing.
Stuff a sock in your pants and go talk to her.