Ok, but I don't see how a Microwave can help...cospengle wrote:
Holy left testicle Batman, this is an emergency! Quick bring the machine that goes 'ping!'.The Magic Mullet wrote:
the throbbing has stopped.
lol comon u must have seen the meaning of life.
Ah, but the machine that goes *PING* might not be enough, looks like we're gonna ned the most expensive machine in the hospital...... AREN'T YOU LUCKY!
My cat once swollowed a bollock and now he can't fly. Doesn't stop him trying though...
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TOUCHDOWN!!!!
TOUCHDOWN!!!!
If you burst one of your blood-sponge areas, and your bollock turned in to a shrunken black mushroom, it's not getting better without surgery.
Last edited by Defiance (2007-01-31 06:31:10)
Orchidectomies for everyone.... YAYZ!
not true. often, yes, but not always. i had my nut twisted once, and my dad (he's a doctor) was able to untwist it. it was one of the more "under the wraps" situtations of my life.DoctorFruitloop wrote:
More than acceptable. My son's off school for the next two weeks because of something similar. Just to cheer you up, if it is really twisted and not just squeezed you'll have to go into hospital for an operation to untwist it. That means an incisiion across the bottom of the scrotal sac and probably stitches to hold the twisted parts in place, then stitched back up.
The upshot is, you'll be wearing a Todd-like thong for the foreseeable future to provide support, and it'll probably swell up like a balloon so you'll be wearing a tong and walking around like John Wayne.
Just get your wife to kiss it all better! It might take a lot of kissing over several days I'm toldThe Magic Mullet wrote:
No folks, it's not a crazy new Punk group.
I was going to put this in the gay workmate thread but I didn't want the powers that be to accuse me of de-railing a thread.
Anyway, last night. Sat in front of the Playstation, gaming away, wearing what can only be described as 'tight fitting trollies'. I sat up to adjust my position and grab my can when I heard a pop. And not a good pop. The agony. You other males will agree with me that sometimes when you bang your nadgers on something it hits the sweet spot that makes the wires between your bollocks and your stomach throb. A lot. The tight fitting undercrackers got that spot last night.
Without uttering a word to the missus I fell to the floor, holding my crotch, and proceeded to roll around like a Foreign footballer. I have never experienced pain like it, I saw the white light and honestly thought I was going to die.
Question, would it be acceptable to call in sick with a popped/twisted bollock?
Last edited by Stubbee (2007-01-31 06:37:09)
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