I know the feeling. Am only a year behind you.DoctorFruitloop wrote:
There's some pretty spectacular looking bints out around Donny on a weekend, but being 36 I'm into the realms of "dirty old man" for looking.P00R_M3 wrote:
Dude, all the girls in Donny were pigs when I was a lad. Have things improved?DoctorFruitloop wrote:
I would feel strangely grubby to comment on the hottity of the girls my son brings home
I would be like cartman's mumThe Magic Mullet wrote:
What if she brought home a bisexual nympho?{uscm}Jyden wrote:
I know that i will comment on the men or women my daughter brings home.DoctorFruitloop wrote:
I would feel strangely grubby to comment on the hottity of the girls my son brings home
And not in the gay way either
"Thats nice dear"
Oh crikey,i'm going to hate it when i hit that stage i love window shopping.Keeps me entertained when out shopping with the missus.DoctorFruitloop wrote:
There's some pretty spectacular looking bints out around Donny on a weekend, but being 36 I'm into the realms of "dirty old man" for looking.
Also you to play the parent card, look i'm commited and loving parent "wanna fuck?"
Or maybe i dreamed that nevermind.
Well my son's 15 so anything he brings home is almost definitely jail-bait. Not going there, believe me!
<says nothing but giving a sly nod & a wink>DoctorFruitloop wrote:
Well my son's 15 so anything he brings home is almost definitely jail-bait. Not going there, believe me!
Back on topic please that was funny! Most painful thing ever, because nad shots are bad enough, it makes me shiver thinking of a burst or twisted nad.
lol... yeah try to keep away from that.DoctorFruitloop wrote:
Well my son's 15 so anything he brings home is almost definitely jail-bait. Not going there, believe me!
Guys Guys Guys, whilst I applaud the fact that I have finally found a thread on this forum that meets my gutter minder criteria may I just say that discussion of pain to ones nads automatically makes me cringe in fear....yes some people are sympathy spewers, I am a sympathy nad pain feeler and at the mention of pain, mayhem and destruction to ones nades i get that tight feeling in my gut and the lumpy feeling in my throat so can we please not go any further or else I may end up on the floor in a foetal postion crying for my mummy.............
Well judging from the above posts, cricket isn't an interesting topic ATM in the UK....
erm, did I type that out loud?
Anyway, back on topic... are you sure it's not a hernia? Either way, yes, you get the rest of the week off work
Edit: My mate got a hernia, but he didn't know what it was. He said it was REALLY fucking painful and it felt like he had an extra ball . He was driving along one day when it popped out and he had to pull over and push the seat right back and put it back in so he could keep going. OUCH!!!!!
erm, did I type that out loud?
Anyway, back on topic... are you sure it's not a hernia? Either way, yes, you get the rest of the week off work
Edit: My mate got a hernia, but he didn't know what it was. He said it was REALLY fucking painful and it felt like he had an extra ball . He was driving along one day when it popped out and he had to pull over and push the seat right back and put it back in so he could keep going. OUCH!!!!!
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I was going to post live-action shots of the plum in question an all......4_Phucsache wrote:
Guys Guys Guys, whilst I applaud the fact that I have finally found a thread on this forum that meets my gutter minder criteria may I just say that discussion of pain to ones nads automatically makes me cringe in fear....yes some people are sympathy spewers, I am a sympathy nad pain feeler and at the mention of pain, mayhem and destruction to ones nades i get that tight feeling in my gut and the lumpy feeling in my throat so can we please not go any further or else I may end up on the floor in a foetal postion crying for my mummy.............
lol....
Well shit in that case...GO RIGHT AHEAD... just beware of the "No Porn" ruling here at BF2S. Make sure the pics are clinical and not sexual...The Magic Mullet wrote:
I was going to post live-action shots of the plum in question an all......4_Phucsache wrote:
Guys Guys Guys, whilst I applaud the fact that I have finally found a thread on this forum that meets my gutter minder criteria may I just say that discussion of pain to ones nads automatically makes me cringe in fear....yes some people are sympathy spewers, I am a sympathy nad pain feeler and at the mention of pain, mayhem and destruction to ones nades i get that tight feeling in my gut and the lumpy feeling in my throat so can we please not go any further or else I may end up on the floor in a foetal postion crying for my mummy.............
..........4_Phucsache wrote:
Well shit in that case...GO RIGHT AHEAD... just beware of the "No Porn" ruling here at BF2S. Make sure the pics are clinical and not sexual...The Magic Mullet wrote:
I was going to post live-action shots of the plum in question an all......4_Phucsache wrote:
Guys Guys Guys, whilst I applaud the fact that I have finally found a thread on this forum that meets my gutter minder criteria may I just say that discussion of pain to ones nads automatically makes me cringe in fear....yes some people are sympathy spewers, I am a sympathy nad pain feeler and at the mention of pain, mayhem and destruction to ones nades i get that tight feeling in my gut and the lumpy feeling in my throat so can we please not go any further or else I may end up on the floor in a foetal postion crying for my mummy.............
Anyone who gets off over pictures of elephantitis in my joy department needs going over with a lumphammer.
HAHAHA maybe I should change my name to Sid Istic.
PICS PICS PICS PICS.....
Can we also have a pic of you so i can make that broke back mountain pic plz?
Can we also have a pic of you so i can make that broke back mountain pic plz?
Holy fuck it's a beetroot!
I would like to take this opportunity to thank The Magic Mullet for a fantastic thread, I dont think I have been this amused in ages however i think it is part of the Aussie psyche to find humor in others pain.....
Requesting Sticky my location.....
Requesting Sticky my location.....
Oh dear back to the Gay thread for you sonny!{uscm}Jyden wrote:
I know that i will comment on the men or women my daughter brings home.DoctorFruitloop wrote:
I would feel strangely grubby to comment on the hottity of the girls my son brings home
And not in the gay way either
I'd just like to take this oppurtunity to thank the people who made this thread what it is.
Firstly, my missus. For pointing and laughing.
Secondly, the tight fitting conker carriers that started off the motion in my testicular ocean. Whilst my left teste may well be swollen like a baby beetroot I feel it was worth it. Kinda.
Firstly, my missus. For pointing and laughing.
Secondly, the tight fitting conker carriers that started off the motion in my testicular ocean. Whilst my left teste may well be swollen like a baby beetroot I feel it was worth it. Kinda.
Im back, there was loads of fit bitches to gawp at at these posh office blocks and not a sheep in sight. A few of them spoke to me but I couldn't understand the posh shit they was speaking like. Mullett hope ya bollock has improved somewhat and thanks for not posting the pics. Perhaps it's time to buy yourself some new grots and not wear the action man ones anylonger. The 5-6 is for age not size. Btw did you ring work and tell them about your testicular mishap, Mrs ring them for you, or just not ring?
Doc, I get the same jail baiters at my house (this might be from other thread), well not the exact same baiters but enough to start a youth club. They have no sence of smell and all of the shits seem to drown themselves in Jade Goodies perfume. Smells like a knocking shop.
Hello Joker, bet your nervious in work this afternoon, if you drop ya pencil, leave it there.
'spengle if you wanna talk cricket you know where I am, you can't take the piss though as we have none left for you to take. Flintoff reckons we CAN beat you on Friday, what a muppett.
Penatrator - if your still here, I do not want to feel a miners helmet ty very much. Blodwyn don't even like me wearing it in the bedroom as the bright lights dazzle her.
Doc, I get the same jail baiters at my house (this might be from other thread), well not the exact same baiters but enough to start a youth club. They have no sence of smell and all of the shits seem to drown themselves in Jade Goodies perfume. Smells like a knocking shop.
Hello Joker, bet your nervious in work this afternoon, if you drop ya pencil, leave it there.
'spengle if you wanna talk cricket you know where I am, you can't take the piss though as we have none left for you to take. Flintoff reckons we CAN beat you on Friday, what a muppett.
Penatrator - if your still here, I do not want to feel a miners helmet ty very much. Blodwyn don't even like me wearing it in the bedroom as the bright lights dazzle her.
Holy shit that sounds painful, but the thought of a groan man rolling on the floor in pain after playing playstation sounds hilarious...
Christ almighty thats gotta sting, if it feels any worse see the doc though, trust me its a good idea
A big thanks to all who expressed concern for my left lovespud, the flowers and cards were also well recieved.
I can happily confirm that it has returned to regulation size and the throbbing has stopped.
I can happily confirm that it has returned to regulation size and the throbbing has stopped.
Holy left testicle Batman, this is an emergency! Quick bring the machine that goes 'ping!'.The Magic Mullet wrote:
the throbbing has stopped.
lol. "Bring in all the expensive machines!"