Have a little fun with the law

2007-01-28 23:09:08

#26

iamangry: Member; +59|7072|The United States of America

Chico, CA

Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.

Just in case destruction of life doesn't take.
Tack on 500 dollars
That'll teach the bastard.
Won't do that in this town again.

Last edited by iamangry (2007-01-28 23:10:41)

2007-01-28 23:14:10

#27

PogoTheMonkey: Member; +7|7177|MmM Location

Virginia:
-Citizens must honk their horn while passing other cars.
-No animal may be hunted for on Sunday with the exception of raccoons, which may be hunted until 2:00 AM.
-You may not have oral or anal sex.
Dang!

2007-01-28 23:36:11

#28

leesupport: Member; +39|7109

If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.

Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.

Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.

It is illegal to skateboard without a license.

is considered an offense to shower naked.

those are for Florida.

2007-01-29 02:58:05

#29

BVC: Member; +325|7122

New Zealand isn't listed.

We've got some stupid ones, but I can't remember ATM

2007-01-29 05:30:42

#30

Bubbalo: The Lizzard; +541|6988

dumblaws.com wrote:
The legal age for straight sex is 16, unless the person is in the care/custody of the older person, in which case it is 18.

What's so dumb about that?

2007-01-29 05:41:33

#31

Sydney: 2λчиэλ; +783|7270|Reykjavík, Iceland.

Nothing under Iceland .

2007-01-29 05:44:19

#32

DonFck: Hibernator; +3,227|7058|Finland

Finland: "Taxi drivers must pay royalties if they play music in their cars for paying customers."

You can guess how many drivers actually follow it.

I need around tree fiddy.

2007-01-29 06:06:55

#33

Teebaggs1: X-LG Member; +25|7177|Maine, MA, and PJ concerts

In Masssachusetts:

At a wake, mourners may eat no more than three sandwiches.

Snoring is prohibited unless all bedroom windows are closed and securely locked.

An old ordinance declares goatees illegal unless you first pay a special license fee for the privilege of wearing one in public.

Taxi drivers are prohibited from making love in the front seat of their taxi during their shifts.

All men must carry a rifle to church on Sunday.

2007-01-29 06:33:01

#34

ghettoperson: Member; +1,943|7076

Those are clearly fake. Some may be real, as I have hear a few weird laws before, but some of them are far too ridiculous to be true. Take the nuke example for instance. Good fun though.

2007-01-29 07:18:27

#35

Stormscythe: Aiming for the head; +88|6976|EUtopia | Austria

No Austrian laws :-/

But what I have to say: Some of the laws listed there - I mean, who considered them dumb? Denmark for example, with the duty to mark an involuntarily parked vehicle at the side of the road with a red triangle - does any author of dumbnetwork actually know how many people die each year because they do not see obstacles like parked cars?

2007-01-29 13:48:11

#36

Bubbalo: The Lizzard; +541|6988

ghettoperson wrote:
Those are clearly fake. Some may be real, as I have hear a few weird laws before, but some of them are far too ridiculous to be true. Take the nuke example for instance. Good fun though.

Actually, I think most of them are real, they just aren't as specific as they seem, and are unintended consequences of other laws. The nuke one, for instance, might be a $500 fine for undeclared hazardous materials, or something.

2007-01-29 13:51:51

#37

Brasso: member; +1,549|7057

deeznutz1245 wrote:
haffeysucks wrote:
Hey dude, greets from CT too.
Whats up CT! South Windsor here, has it been fucking cold or what?

Lol yeah, cold, but no snow. Redding here.

"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"

2007-01-29 13:52:58

#38

naightknifar: Served and Out; +642|6988|Southampton, UK

Helena:

No item may be thrown across a street.

2007-01-29 13:53:22

#39

paranoid101: Ambitious but Rubbish; +540|7167

British Laws:

You can only shoot a Welsh person with a bow and arrow inside the city walls and after midnight. (This is still legal!)

With the exception of carrots, most goods may not be sold on Sunday.

London Hackney Carriages (taxis/cabs) must carry a bale of hay and a sack of oats. (Repealed 1976)

It is illegal to be drunk on Licensed Premises (in a pub or bar)
.
It is illegal for two adult men to have sex in the same house as a third person.

Any person found breaking a boiled egg at the sharp end will be sentenced to 24 hours in the village stocks (enacted by Edward VI).

It is illegal to stand within one hundred yards of the reigning monarch when not wearing socks (enacted by Edward VI)

Chelsea Pensioners may not be impersonated.

A bed may not be hung out of a window.

It is illegal for a lady to eat chocolates on a public conveyance.

Any boy under the age of 10 may not see a naked manequin.

Picking up abandoned baggage is an act of terrorism.

It is legal for a male to urinate in public, as long it is on the rear wheel of his motor vehicle and his right hand is on the vehicle.

Committing suicide is classified as a capital crime.

Interfering with the mail or sleeping with the consort of the Queen is classed as treason, and as such, carries a maximum penalty of death.

Placing a postage stamp that bears the Queen (or King) upside down is considered treason.

A license is required to keep a lunatic.

Last edited by paranoid101 (2007-01-29 14:00:30)

2007-01-29 14:09:54

#40

ghettoperson: Member; +1,943|7076

paranoid101 wrote:
British Laws:

Placing a postage stamp that bears the Queen (or King) upside down is considered treason.

I've often wondered whether the letter would get there if I placed it upside down...

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