What is your states dumbest law? Click here to find out. Connecticut here, and it is illegal for us to throw out razors blades. Also, some stupid crap about having to bounce our pickles off the floor.
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Hey dude, greets from CT too.
"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"
Whats up CT! South Windsor here, has it been fucking cold or what?haffeysucks wrote:
Hey dude, greets from CT too.
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In Alabama
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Bear wrestling matches are prohibited.
Incestuous marriages are legal.
It is illegal to impersonate a person of the clergy.
It is illegal to maim oneself to escape duty.
You may not drive barefooted.
Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.
It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.
Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.
Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.
It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile.
You must have windshield wipers on your car.
You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.
Masks may not be worn in public.
Women are able to retain all property they owned prior to marriage in the case of divorce. However, this provision does not apply to men.
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
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Bear wrestling matches are prohibited.
Incestuous marriages are legal.
It is illegal to impersonate a person of the clergy.
It is illegal to maim oneself to escape duty.
You may not drive barefooted.
Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.
It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.
Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.
Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.
It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile.
You must have windshield wipers on your car.
You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.
Masks may not be worn in public.
Women are able to retain all property they owned prior to marriage in the case of divorce. However, this provision does not apply to men.
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
Well damn, thats pretty stupid. Where else are ya supposed to put it?unholypoo wrote:
You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.
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Im not from Utah, but I remember it's illegal to hunt whales there.
In Chicago, it is illegal to give a dog whiskey.
New York...
It is illegal for a woman to be on the street wearing "body hugging clothing.
Women may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a business.
lol, that is kinda strange. They aren't allowed tight clothes but are allowed topless.
It is illegal for a woman to be on the street wearing "body hugging clothing.
Women may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a business.
lol, that is kinda strange. They aren't allowed tight clothes but are allowed topless.
georgia here
All sex toys are banned.
All sex toys are banned.
Greets fellow ChicagoerBigmacK wrote:
In Chicago, it is illegal to give a dog whiskey.
"It is forbidden to fish while sitting on a giraffe's neck."
Oh man,.... I used to do that all the time!
Victoria, australia, WE HAVE TO WEAR PANTS IN PUBLIC HERE!!!!!
aww, you don.t get your buttplug?=]-[f= ig88 wrote:
georgia here
All sex toys are banned.
Kentucky's
Dogs may not molest cars.
One may not receive anal sex.
A woman may not buy a hat without her husband's permission.
Throwing eggs at a public speaker could result in up to one year in prison.
One may not dye a duckling blue and offer it for sale unless more than six are for sale at once.
It is illegal to fish with a bow and arrow in Kentucky.
Dogs may not molest cars.
One may not receive anal sex.
A woman may not buy a hat without her husband's permission.
Throwing eggs at a public speaker could result in up to one year in prison.
One may not dye a duckling blue and offer it for sale unless more than six are for sale at once.
It is illegal to fish with a bow and arrow in Kentucky.
Last edited by Obiwan (2007-01-28 17:15:12)
That site is a joke. Literally. At least the UK section is.
There are no valid sources, and most of the stuff I know not to be true. I know it's not illegal to leave unattended baggage, for instance. But it's discouraged by constant warnings that it may be removed and destroyed if you do, but it's not illegal unless it actually does have a bomb in it. I'll gladly believe it if I see a source, but as far as that site goes they might as well just make things up, for instance:
"In the UK it's illegal to name your child with four vowels in their name"
There are no valid sources, and most of the stuff I know not to be true. I know it's not illegal to leave unattended baggage, for instance. But it's discouraged by constant warnings that it may be removed and destroyed if you do, but it's not illegal unless it actually does have a bomb in it. I'll gladly believe it if I see a source, but as far as that site goes they might as well just make things up, for instance:
"In the UK it's illegal to name your child with four vowels in their name"
I love the fact that it thinks Those wishing to purchase a television must also buy a license. is a stupid law. You need a license because without one you are stealing TV from the BBC or whomever currently has the TV licensing contract.
ARKANSAS:
It's illegal for the Arkansas River to be higher than the Main Street Bridge in Little Rock.
Note: This makes it illegal to dam the river but still funny to think about.
It's illegal for the Arkansas River to be higher than the Main Street Bridge in Little Rock.
Note: This makes it illegal to dam the river but still funny to think about.
I wonder how many of the people were stoned when they wrote the laws.
This one cracked me up : "Bear wrestling matches are prohibited." that must have upset a few
This one cracked me up : "Bear wrestling matches are prohibited." that must have upset a few
Australia:
It is illegal to roam the streets wearing black clothes, felt shoes and black shoe polish on your face as these items are the tools of a cat burgular.
BS
It is illegal to walk on the right hand side of a footpath.
BS
Taxi cabs are required to carry a bale of hay in the trunk.
BS
It is illegal to wear hot pink pants after midday Sunday.
BS
shall i go on?
It is illegal to roam the streets wearing black clothes, felt shoes and black shoe polish on your face as these items are the tools of a cat burgular.
BS
It is illegal to walk on the right hand side of a footpath.
BS
Taxi cabs are required to carry a bale of hay in the trunk.
BS
It is illegal to wear hot pink pants after midday Sunday.
BS
shall i go on?
It is illegal to buy or sell marijuana, but it is legal to smoke it on your own property.
lol wtf?
lol wtf?
Texas:
It is illegal to sell one�s eye.
A program has been created in the state that attempts to control the weather.
Up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six dildos.
It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.
It is illegal to milk another person's cow.
A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.
Homosexual behavior is a misdemeanor offense.
Dallas:
It's illegal to possess realistic dildos.
Lol.
It is illegal to sell one�s eye.
A program has been created in the state that attempts to control the weather.
Up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six dildos.
It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.
It is illegal to milk another person's cow.
A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.
Homosexual behavior is a misdemeanor offense.
Dallas:
It's illegal to possess realistic dildos.
Lol.
Fl
When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.
Oral sex is illegal. (I'm certainly going to jail.)
You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.
You may not kiss your wife's breasts.
When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.
Oral sex is illegal. (I'm certainly going to jail.)
You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.
You may not kiss your wife's breasts.
Xbone Stormsurgezz
Some of the Australian ones are bollocks aaaaaaaand.... 7 states/territories each with differing laws. So the site sucks.
As for an odd law, euthenasia was legal in the NT for about 3 days. The federal government cracked the shits and repealed our new laws allowing it.
As for an odd law, euthenasia was legal in the NT for about 3 days. The federal government cracked the shits and repealed our new laws allowing it.
Last edited by Flecco (2007-01-28 17:44:39)
Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.
Holy shit, Go to West Virginia and scroll down the page to Huntington County......women be very afraid. Road trip boys?
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the trippy thing is, something had to happen to make these people write these laws...
The one that stuck out was my state's attempt to start a weather control program. Honestly I wouldn't mind seeing one actually work down here in Texas.