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2007-01-28 09:31:27

im_in_heaven: Member; +27|6781

What makes you a noob in this game?

1. Using the g36e
2. Using any vehicle
3. Bunny hopping
4. Proning
5. Flying in a j10
6. Using any unlock
7. Being a medic
8. Using claymores
9. Playing Karkand
10. If you dont play in a league
11. Playing IO
12. Playing sniper
13. Using the GL
14. Using the MEC chopper at the sharqi TV Station
15. Killing someone
16. PLaying Wake
17. Playing Sharqi
18. Playing Daqing
19. Playing Dalian
20. Playing everything but Zatar basically

These arent in any order but I thought id point out that this is what makes "people" call you a noob. Id like these people to think about it. Thats bascially 90% of the game. Stop whining and calling people noobs for everything. So a quick fix to the people that think doing those things make you noobish is to uninstall then throw out the bf2 cd. Feel free to add things to the list.

Last edited by im_in_heaven (2007-02-03 13:36:37)

2007-01-28 09:33:43

De_Jappe: Triarii; +432|6720|Belgium

12. Playing sniper
13. using the grenade launcher EVEN after it has been totally nerfed

2007-01-28 09:35:02

Buckles: Cheeky Keen; +329|6749|Kent, UK

im_in_heaven wrote:
What makes you a noob in this game?

1. Using the g36e
2. Using any vehicle
3. Bunny hopping
4. Proning
5. Flying in a j10
6. Using any unlock
7. Being a medic
8. Using claymores
9. Playing Karkand
10. If you dont play in a league
11. Playing IO

These arent in any order but I thought id point out that this is what makes "people" call you a noob. Id like these people to think about it. Thats bascially 90% of the game. Stop whining and calling people noobs for everything. So a quick fix to the people that think doing those things make you noobish is to uninstall then throw out the bf2 cd. Feel free to add things to the list.

Fair point, however, stop whining. Play for your own personal enjoyment and not give a shit about what anyone else thinks.

Personally, I find whiner's more annoying than noobs.

2007-01-28 09:35:31

im_in_heaven: Member; +27|6781

Ill keep editing and see how many we can get. Only realistic ones will be put in the list.

2007-01-28 09:35:55

RDMC: Enemy Wheelbarrow Spotted..!!; +736|6758|Area 51

What makes you a noob in this game is:

if you can't handle all of the above mentioned things..

/end of thread

2007-01-28 09:36:05

loonitic: ...is a potty mouth; +286|6728|Valhalla

De_Jappe wrote:
12. Playing sniper
13. using the grenade launcher EVEN after it has been totally nerfed

Using a GL for me aswell

2007-01-28 09:36:46

im_in_heaven: Member; +27|6781

^KoB^Buckles wrote:
im_in_heaven wrote:
What makes you a noob in this game?

1. Using the g36e
2. Using any vehicle
3. Bunny hopping
4. Proning
5. Flying in a j10
6. Using any unlock
7. Being a medic
8. Using claymores
9. Playing Karkand
10. If you dont play in a league
11. Playing IO

These arent in any order but I thought id point out that this is what makes "people" call you a noob. Id like these people to think about it. Thats bascially 90% of the game. Stop whining and calling people noobs for everything. So a quick fix to the people that think doing those things make you noobish is to uninstall then throw out the bf2 cd. Feel free to add things to the list.
Fair point, however, stop whining. Play for your own personal enjoyment and not give a shit about what anyone else thinks.

Personally, I find whiner's more annoying than noobs.

If you had intelligence youd see that this is a post to stop whiners and people calling everyone noobs. Thanks for your contribution.

2007-01-28 09:37:55

.:ronin:.|Patton: Respekct dad i love u always; +946|7002|Marathon, Florida Keys

1. Using the g36e -Yes
2. Using any vehicle- I thought that is what Battlefield was about
3. Bunny hopping- what? are you 60 years old and have slow reflexs so you cant hit a fast moving target?
4. Proning- Yes, i'll stand up from now on to make myself a easy target
5. Flying in a j10- lol, cry more
6. Using any unlock- Depends, if you suck with the stock ones so you need a unlock then yes, your a noob.
7. Being a medic- Why do you complain? If theres a million medics you dont have to wait for the full 15 second respawn eh?
8. Using claymores- yes yes yes yes yes
9. Playing Karkand- If you play it like lord of weed does, then yes
10. If you dont play in a league- Oh, so im a nub because i dont train for a video game? Fuck off.
11. Playing IO - Maybe im sick of one person being in the tank 50 points in the lead on citymaps , or artillery blowing me up every 3 seconds.

https://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g117/patton1337/stats.jpg

2007-01-28 09:39:20

im_in_heaven: Member; +27|6781

.:ronin:.|Patton wrote:
1. Using the g36e -Yes
2. Using any vehicle- I thought that is what Battlefield was about
3. Bunny hopping- what? are you 60 years old and have slow reflexs so you cant hit a fast moving target?
4. Proning- Yes, i'll stand up from now on to make myself a easy target
5. Flying in a j10- lol, cry more
6. Using any unlock- Depends, if you suck with the stock ones so you need a unlock then yes, your a noob.
7. Being a medic- Why do you complain? If theres a million medics you dont have to wait for the full 15 second respawn eh?
8. Using claymores- yes yes yes yes yes
9. Playing Karkand- If you play it like lord of weed does, then yes
10. If you dont play in a league- Oh, so im a nub because i dont train for a video game? Fuck off.
11. Playing IO - Maybe im sick of one person being in the tank 50 points in the lead on citymaps , or artillery blowing me up every 3 seconds.

I agree that all these things make the game. To me nothing is noobish in the game except claymores in IO. Im just making a list from what i hear people complain about

2007-01-28 09:41:22

.:ronin:.|Patton: Respekct dad i love u always; +946|7002|Marathon, Florida Keys

im_in_heaven wrote:
.:ronin:.|Patton wrote:
1. Using the g36e -Yes
2. Using any vehicle- I thought that is what Battlefield was about
3. Bunny hopping- what? are you 60 years old and have slow reflexs so you cant hit a fast moving target?
4. Proning- Yes, i'll stand up from now on to make myself a easy target
5. Flying in a j10- lol, cry more
6. Using any unlock- Depends, if you suck with the stock ones so you need a unlock then yes, your a noob.
7. Being a medic- Why do you complain? If theres a million medics you dont have to wait for the full 15 second respawn eh?
8. Using claymores- yes yes yes yes yes
9. Playing Karkand- If you play it like lord of weed does, then yes
10. If you dont play in a league- Oh, so im a nub because i dont train for a video game? Fuck off.
11. Playing IO - Maybe im sick of one person being in the tank 50 points in the lead on citymaps , or artillery blowing me up every 3 seconds.
I agree that all these things make the game. To me nothing is noobish in the game except claymores in IO. Im just making a list from what i hear people complain about

Im not directing it at you, im just giving my opinion on each one of the complaints

2007-01-28 09:42:54

Switch: Knee Deep In Clunge; +489|6657|Tyne & Wear, England

In my case:

1. I enjoy playing as sniper.
2. Im turning into something of a chopper whore.

Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.

2007-01-28 09:48:11

killer21: Because f*ck you that's why.; +400|6784|Reisterstown, MD

im_in_heaven wrote:
What makes you a noob in this game?

1. Using the g36e-no
2. Using any vehicle-no, go for it
3. Bunny hopping-no, they are easy to kill
4. Proning- lol this make u a newbie? lol
5. Flying in a j10-blame DICE for that one but fly it if you want
6. Using any unlock-they put unlocks in the game so use them all you want..screw what someone else says They didn't pay for your game
7. Being a medic-if there were no medics, tickets would go by a lot faster, thus, making the game boring
8. Using claymores- some snipers who run out in the middle of like 5 people just to lay a claymore and die need to have their ears removed. Other than that, use claymores all u want.
9. Playing Karkand-it is just a map..get over it.
10. If you dont play in a league-this is the funniest thing I have ever seen. Just because I don't take gaming this seriously, makes me a noob? lmfao.
11. Playing IO-lol..people who complain about IO aren't very good with weapons and their stats reflect it.
12. Playing sniper-nothing wrong with that.
13. Using the GL-lol..

yea, that is what i feel about all of that.

2007-01-28 10:31:52

Todd_Angelo: Leukocyte; +336|6820|Warlord

im_in_heaven wrote:
What makes you a noob in this game?

You forgot the all-time classic: simply killing someone.

^KoB^Buckles wrote:
Fair point, however, stop whining. Play for your own personal enjoyment and not give a shit about what anyone else thinks.

Missing the point much Buckie?

.:ronin:.|Patton wrote:
11. Playing IO - Maybe im sick of one person being in the tank 50 points in the lead on citymaps , or artillery blowing me up every 3 seconds.

Well I'll be, you managed to surprise me.

As for your blanket "yes yes yes yes yes" on clays, think something along the lines of 9 is more in order.

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1. Using the g36e - nope.
2. Using any vehicle - nope.
3. Bunny hopping - nope.
4. Proning - nope.
5. Flying in a j10 - nope, although if that's the only plane you'll fly, only on Wake? Then maybe.
6. Using any unlock - NOPE (I like this one the most: instantly marks the person who said it as an idiot).
7. Being a medic - nope.
8. Using claymores - excessively, in the claymore-kamikaze way? YES.
9. Playing Karkand - waaaay too much, or to the exclusion of every other map? Yeah, maybe.
10. If you dont play in a league - nope.
11. Playing IO - nope... but only? Some truth to it.
12. Playing sniper - nope.
13. Using the GL - against infantry, point blank? Always deserves a "Noob toober!" But nope.

2007-01-28 10:43:37

Hacial: 404 - Not Found; +107|6813

14. If you arent in a clan your a noob. (Not my opinion.)

2007-01-28 10:47:37

Drunk_Musketeer: To be honest I don't care anyway..; +57|6931|Great Wall

Hacial wrote:
14. If you arent in a clan your a noob. (Not my opinion.)

I'm a noob then.. I've been without clan for 8 months now.. I just have no time for clans.. I still have a life

EDIT: I just read all this...

1. Using the g36e
2. Using any vehicle
3. Bunny hopping
4. Proning
5. Flying in a j10
6. Using any unlock
7. Being a medic
8. Using claymores
9. Playing Karkand
10. If you dont play in a league
11. Playing IO
12. Playing sniper
13. Using the GL

.. and actually almost all of them say I'm a noob.. OMG!

Last edited by Drunk_Musketeer (2007-01-28 11:10:39)

2007-01-28 10:49:04

ryanv12: Member; +10|6535|San Francisco, CA, USA

The way I see it is this: We ideally like to play the game for fun and not to add meaning to our existence. If you do any of those things on the list, so what? "Noobish" is often thrown at tactics that usually prove to be successful.

For me, the stats are a nice personal reward system for a game I would have fun playing anyways. It's not meant for me to feel superior to anyone.

2007-01-28 11:51:55

im_in_heaven: Member; +27|6781

I just aded using MEC chopper at TV station on Sharqi. I forgot how noobish you are destroying the other team that keeps spawning there. (sarcastic)

2007-01-28 11:54:27

Vilham: Say wat!?; +580|6959|UK

Hacial wrote:
14. If you arent in a clan your a noob. (Not my opinion.)

lol when i said it i didnt quite mean it in that context. I meant people that dont work in squads are noobs. Most squads never work unless there is a TS channel going on and normally that involves a clan or playing with mates.

2007-01-28 14:27:02

Snake: Missing, Presumed Dead; +1,046|6759|England

- Spawnraping, even on servers that permit it (UCB or cappable)

- Playing EF or AF

- Using artillery as a commander

- Shooting tanks with a heli cannon (well, tbh, they are noobs if they do that)

2007-01-28 14:35:56

gene_pool: Banned; +519|6815|Gold coast, Aus.

Hacial wrote:
14. If you arent in a clan your a noob. (Not my opinion.)

Wow. Who evers opinion that is has mental problems. For awhile i was clan-less because i couldn't be bothered with scrims/leagues at the time. I was still a good player, and now i can be bothered so i join my old clan again....I'm not any better of a player.

Only thing on that list that makes you a noob is if you use the g36e.

2007-01-28 14:58:23

Blehm98: conservative hatemonger; +150|6657|meh-land

People who use claymores kamikaze style... complete noobs

G36E is a bit of a noob gun, but i won't call you a noob for using it

shooting tanks with the helicopter gun... that is so noobish that you are a noob automatically for doing that

2007-01-28 16:15:30

11sog_raider: a gaurdian of life; +112|6652|behind my rifle

15.)killing someone
^^^^^^^^^^^^
who does that these days. i know i dont. i snipe trees, there alot harder to hit

2007-01-28 16:19:40

l41e: Member; +677|6841

Not again...

2007-01-28 16:34:03

wah1188: You orrible caaaaaaan't; +321|6653|UK

Grenade launcher is still good kill someone on IO then watch the medic revive him then bam heheh its cheap but...

2007-01-28 17:10:07

11sog_raider: a gaurdian of life; +112|6652|behind my rifle

i like IO, it give me a break from getting run over at wake

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De_Jappe wrote:

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.:ronin:.|Patton wrote:

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.:ronin:.|Patton wrote:

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