Fancy_Pollux
Connoisseur of Fine Wine
+1,306|6646
Do you play it cool? Cry? Insult her?

I usually say "Man, that's messed up". Last time it happened, I became rich and successful, and she got old and fat.
TheEternalPessimist
Wibble
+412|6620|Mhz

Fuck her mother.
Rabbit.v2
Banned
+186|6528|stalker.

TheEternalPessimist wrote:

Fuck her mother.
lol!
FFLink
There is.
+1,380|6691|Devon, England
I haven't been rejected...

I'm only 16, and only really had one proper relationship before my current (Ones in primary school don't count as proper relationships to me).

I suppose I make sure before I ask...
SysTray
"Generous mods" < Thats right Systray !
+180|6821|Delaware
Dead girls don't say no.
Lucien
Fantasma Parastasie
+1,451|6653
LEL, JUST KIDDING.

after you asked her out/told her you liked her/etc.
https://i.imgur.com/HTmoH.jpg
Archer
rapes face
+161|6424|Canuckistan
I don't have feelings for a girl I ask.

I just want to introduce my penis to her mouth.

By cooperation or by force.

So... rejection = rape.

Last edited by Archer (2007-01-27 15:23:58)

0ktane
Negative Ping
+55|6767|Arizona
Tell them they look fat in their jeans or shorts.  Always hits em hard.
d4rkst4r
biggie smalls
+72|6453|Ontario, Canada
its awkward after
"you know life is what we make it, and a chance is like a picture, it'd be nice if you just take it"
Jenspm
penis
+1,716|6732|St. Andrews / Oslo

I bitch slap them and run in a corner to cry.
https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/26774/flickricon.png https://twitter.com/phoenix/favicon.ico
misconfiguration
GURU
+86|6396|Indianapolis, IN
Grab another drink and try again!!
justice
OctoPoster
+978|6741|OctoLand
I look down, to make sure that I didn't forget to put my pants on.
I know fucking karate
Frotz
Member
+15|6530|Sweden
Tell her you're thankful because you lost a wager and your buddies told you "go on a date with the fat-ass chick"
Kamikaze17
Over the line!
+70|6749|Mark it zero.

misconfiguration wrote:

Grab another drink and try again!!
That's how it's done!
Entertayner
Member
+826|6571

I don't
RoosterCantrell
Goodbye :)
+399|6480|Somewhere else

Being ang ugly son of a bitch,  I subconsiously respond the same every time. "yeah, I thought so".  Then I rapidly consume the nearest alcohol I can grab, debate whether or not to masturbate in the parking lot, in the back corner, where no one can see me, thinking of the girl that rejected me, fresh off my spank bank, weep loudly, then continue on with what I was doing before I saw her. Maybe, if I'm not feeling too down, I'll wash my hands after a visit to parking spot T-32.
velocitychaos
Member
+26|6496|Brisbane Australia
i cut cut cut untill i'm happy
then try again
Sheky
Member
+6|6538|London, England.
It wouldn't bother me, I'd just ask another 9....If you ask 10 girl's, 1 will say "yes", result.
stkhoplite
Banned
+564|6479|Sheffield-England
https://www.strangeion.com/content/images/pimp_bitch_slap_1.jpghttps://www.strangeion.com/content/images/pimp_bitch_slap_2.jpg
herrr_smity
Member
+156|6628|space command ur anus
i just find a new girl
wah1188
You orrible caaaaaaan't
+321|6460|UK
I cry like a lil girl and then make a song about it and post it on youtube now only if I can find the video.
david363
Crotch fires and you: the untold story
+314|6739|Comber, Northern Ireland

Fancy_Pollux wrote:

Do you play it cool? Cry? Insult her?

I usually say "Man, that's messed up". Last time it happened, I became rich and successful, and she got old and fat.
back hand the bitch across the mouth
JaggedPanther
Member
+61|6474
Intresting question.

Imagine Rosanne Bar\Rosey ODonnell asks you for a date and you reject her?? How should she respond?

Perhaps you should stop eating cheetos so much?
lavadisk
I am a cat ¦ 3
+369|6830|Denver colorado
I go under the influence and start smoking pot.
KylieTastic
Games, Girls, Guinness
+85|6452|Cambridge, UK

Fancy_Pollux wrote:

I usually say "Man, that's messed up". Last time it happened, I became rich and successful, and she got old and fat.
.. and she thinks "Thank fuck I said no, what a twat!"

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