Wow, what a fight. I was really on a roll for a minute there. But then you saw me knife your buddy, and knew that you were next. So you did what any self-respecting score whore would do, and critically wounded me with your Baur H-AR.
I can understand your reasoning: you want to be #1 in the world, and applying a fresh red coat to my blade would be very counter-productive in that goal. I wish you luck, young stat-whore. Congratulations on the one-point kill. On to the next unsuspecting "noob."
Wait, what are you doing? What's that sound? Are you kneeling next to my bullet-riddled corpse, pretending to stab it? Are you trying to tell me something? Maybe you mean to say, "Ha ha you tried to knife me and I shot you. I feel big and strong." Or perhaps you are sympathetic: "Gosh, sorry gnarbuckets, I meant to use my knife but a gun is much easier. Here is a one-knife salute to you, sir."
Either way, you should know that as I lay waiting to respawn or be revived, I'm laughing at you, pussy.
You should also know that if you would've been reloading rather than "taunting" me, you could have fended off the rest of my squad. Wait, no you couldn't. They had guns.
I can understand your reasoning: you want to be #1 in the world, and applying a fresh red coat to my blade would be very counter-productive in that goal. I wish you luck, young stat-whore. Congratulations on the one-point kill. On to the next unsuspecting "noob."
Wait, what are you doing? What's that sound? Are you kneeling next to my bullet-riddled corpse, pretending to stab it? Are you trying to tell me something? Maybe you mean to say, "Ha ha you tried to knife me and I shot you. I feel big and strong." Or perhaps you are sympathetic: "Gosh, sorry gnarbuckets, I meant to use my knife but a gun is much easier. Here is a one-knife salute to you, sir."
Either way, you should know that as I lay waiting to respawn or be revived, I'm laughing at you, pussy.
You should also know that if you would've been reloading rather than "taunting" me, you could have fended off the rest of my squad. Wait, no you couldn't. They had guns.
