It is well known that slick willy Bill Clinton sold the technology for both Metal Gear Rex, Metal Gear Ray and Johnny-5 to China for favors at local Chinese brothels. It is apparent that WW3 will begin tomorrow due to the liberals.
China will obviously bring over a few Metal Gear Rex's and Metal Gear Ray's; if intelligence isn't "faulty" and we must be prepared.
Please choose from the above poll then look below for directions.
To battle the Metal Gear Rex,
Go to your local recruitment office and sign up. Preferably for the Airforce since they can be eye level with Rex. In boot camp they will show you how to take down the Metal Gear Rex.
For tactics on taking out Metal Gear Ray,
Please head down to your recruitment office and join the NAVY. The NAVY boast more technology to take out Ray than the Airforce does. We will need young fresh minds to employ these tactics on the wicked Chinese circuitry of the MG Ray. Feel free to use any nukes on the sub your assigned to if you see the waves move funny. They detonate underwater anyway right? You'll be fine.
If you are interested in doing battle with Johnny-5, please head down to your recruitment office and sign up for the Army. Yes the Army. I know there is 4 or 5 other great forces to choose from, but the Army is best suited for destroying Johnny-5 in droves. Ask your recruitment officer about thier plans to destroy Johhny-5.
Leave now as WW3 does start tomorrow. Please don't be late. Ira.....I mean....the US is counting on your recruitment.
That goddamn slick willy stuck us in the booty.
China will obviously bring over a few Metal Gear Rex's and Metal Gear Ray's; if intelligence isn't "faulty" and we must be prepared.
Please choose from the above poll then look below for directions.
To battle the Metal Gear Rex,
Go to your local recruitment office and sign up. Preferably for the Airforce since they can be eye level with Rex. In boot camp they will show you how to take down the Metal Gear Rex.
For tactics on taking out Metal Gear Ray,
Please head down to your recruitment office and join the NAVY. The NAVY boast more technology to take out Ray than the Airforce does. We will need young fresh minds to employ these tactics on the wicked Chinese circuitry of the MG Ray. Feel free to use any nukes on the sub your assigned to if you see the waves move funny. They detonate underwater anyway right? You'll be fine.
If you are interested in doing battle with Johnny-5, please head down to your recruitment office and sign up for the Army. Yes the Army. I know there is 4 or 5 other great forces to choose from, but the Army is best suited for destroying Johnny-5 in droves. Ask your recruitment officer about thier plans to destroy Johhny-5.
Leave now as WW3 does start tomorrow. Please don't be late. Ira.....I mean....the US is counting on your recruitment.
That goddamn slick willy stuck us in the booty.
