CameronPoe
Member
+2,925|6981
I'll put €10,000 on with you that that won't happen. Any takers?

Last edited by CameronPoe (2007-01-02 17:00:47)

Fen321
Member
+54|6923|Singularity

Stingray24 wrote:

SysTray wrote:

unnamednewbie13 wrote:

Dude...no. Provided Jesus returns, you'd have about as much luck killing him with a nuclear bomb as you would with giving Superman a haircut with plastic scissors.
Jesus can be killed by a simple thing such as crucification but he can't be killed by the most powerful thing in the world today?
Surely you jest. A nuke would send any man to the grave, prophet or not.
Jesus willingly gave His life on the cross when He was in His human form.  He will not be a mortal body when He comes back.  Zechariah 14:4 describes His return, "On that day his feet will stand on the Mount of Olives, east of Jerusalem, and the Mount of Olives will be split in two from east to west, forming a great valley, Zech.14:2,4).  I think most of the world will notice that.  Are you really suggesting a man made weapon would have a chance to kill God?
Stingray24, answer my question on the post about Christianity. Simply put the God of the Christians/Jews/Muslims does not exist.
SysTray
"Generous mods" < Thats right Systray !
+180|7247|Delaware
Jesus is not god no matter who you ask. Jesus is a guy, like you. He was a nice guy though, and "Died for our sins".
Ratzinger
Member
+43|6818|Wollongong, NSW, Australia
Died for his own sins, not for mine!
Stingray24
Proud member of the vast right-wing conspiracy
+1,060|6871|The Land of Scott Walker

Fen321 wrote:

Stingray24, answer my question on the post about Christianity. Simply put the God of the Christians/Jews/Muslims does not exist.
You cannot logically prove your assertion.
ATG
Banned
+5,233|6955|Global Command
https://i12.tinypic.com/4hjzcba.jpg


Perhaps he was reborn. Perhaps the ATF killed him in Waco Texas.


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siciliano732
Member
+202|7075|New York
Christ's second coming is going to be it...it will also be called "The Rapture" where all the believers in Christ and those who have accepted him as their personal savior will be taken up into the Kingdom of Heaven.  The tribulation will then follow...

so to answer your question...Christ's second coming, will be it.  He will return, take up his followers and return to Heaven, to later return with the believers in a Holy War, Armegedon...or however you spell it.

begin flaming.....


.....NOW!
ATG
Banned
+5,233|6955|Global Command

siciliano732 wrote:

Christ's second coming is going to be it...it will also be called "The Rapture" where all the believers in Christ and those who have accepted him as their personal savior will be taken up into the Kingdom of Heaven.  The tribulation will then follow...

so to answer your question...Christ's second coming, will be it.  He will return, take up his followers and return to Heaven, to later return with the believers in a Holy War, Armegedon...or however you spell it.

begin flaming.....


.....NOW!
See you in heaven, from hell.
thtthht
maximum bullshit
+50|6757|teh alien spaceshit
He is playing battlefield 2 in a rent apartment 24/7. i saw him just 2 days ago with something. Currently, though, I think hes trying to be the next michael jackson and is tring to make a nuke.
ELITE-UK
Scratching my back
+170|6900|SHEFFIELD, ENGLAND

ryan_14 wrote:

What's with all this Jesus stuff?

FFS he ain't "coming back".
he never came either dude, i think its aload of BS until ive seen it.
Roger Lesboules
Ah ben tabarnak!
+316|7003|Abitibi-Temiscamingue. Québec!

siciliano732 wrote:

Christ's second coming is going to be it...it will also be called "The Rapture" where all the believers in Christ and those who have accepted him as their personal savior will be taken up into the Kingdom of Heaven.  The tribulation will then follow...

so to answer your question...Christ's second coming, will be it.  He will return, take up his followers and return to Heaven, to later return with the believers in a Holy War, Armegedon...or however you spell it.

begin flaming.....


.....NOW!
flame!
siciliano732
Member
+202|7075|New York

ELITE-UK wrote:

ryan_14 wrote:

What's with all this Jesus stuff?

FFS he ain't "coming back".
he never came either dude, i think its aload of BS until ive seen it.
whats the worst that can happen...you believe and be wrong and go in the ground when you die....or believe and when you die go to a place where there is no hurt or pain or anything....i mean....i dunno, its all free will.
Turquoise
O Canada
+1,596|6831|North Carolina
If God exists and has an ironic sense of humor, Jesus will return as a female Aborigine.
Superslim
BF2s Frat Brother
+211|7118|Calgary

Coolbeano wrote:

if Jesus had his second coming, how long do you think he'd last.

Surely in today's world the moment he is discovered I'd bet someone would kill him within a week.



Discuss.
Does this answer your question:

Book of Luke: King James Bible

Chapter 21

7 And they asked him, saying, Master, but when shall these things be? and what sign will there be when these things shall come to pass?

8 And he said, Take heed that ye be not deceived: for many shall come in my name, saying, I am Christ; and the time draweth near: go ye not therefore after them.

9
But when ye shall hear of wars and commotions, be not terrified: for these things must first come to pass; but the end is not by and by.

10 Then said he unto them, Nation shall rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom:
Isa 19:2 Matt 24:7 Mark 13:8

11 And great earthquakes shall be in divers places, and famines, and pestilences; and fearful sights and great signs shall there be from heaven.

12
But before all these, they shall lay their hands on you, and persecute you, delivering you up to the synagogues, and into prisons, being brought before kings and rulers for my name's sake.

13 And it shall turn to you for a testimony.

14 Settle it therefore in your hearts, not to meditate before what ye shall answer:

15 For I will give you a mouth and wisdom, which all your adversaries shall not be able to gainsay nor resist.

16 And ye shall be betrayed both by parents, and brethren, and kinsfolks, and friends; and some of you shall they cause to be put to death.

17 And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake.

18 But there shall not an hair of your head perish.

19 In your patience possess ye your souls.

20 And when ye shall see Jerusalem compassed with armies, then know that the desolation thereof is nigh.

21 Then let them which are in Judaea flee to the mountains; and let them which are in the midst of it depart out; and let not them that are in the countries enter thereinto.

22
For these be the days of vengeance, that all things which are written may be fulfilled.
Hosea 9:7

23 But woe unto them that are with child, and to them that give suck, in those days! for there shall be great distress in the land, and wrath upon this people.

24 And they shall fall by the edge of the sword, and shall be led away captive into all nations: and Jerusalem shall be trodden down of the Gentiles, until the times of the Gentiles be fulfilled.

25 And there shall be signs in the sun, and in the moon, and in the stars; and upon the earth distress of nations, with perplexity; the sea and the waves roaring;

26 Men's hearts failing them for fear, and for looking after those things which are coming on the earth: for the powers of heaven shall be shaken.
Isa 13:10 Matt 24:29 Mark 13:25

27 And then shall they see the Son of man coming in a cloud with power and great glory.
Dan 7:13 Matt 24:30 Mark 13:26
ATG
Banned
+5,233|6955|Global Command
If a tree falls in the forest, and no man is there to hear it, does it make a sound?

If man did not pray to God, would He exist?
Mogura
Member
+17|6788|EUROPE
i already posted on some religion related topics, and if people read it, they should noticed im strongly against any religion. i almost get banned because some people were "offended" by what i sayd.

everything i will say here is that jesus was just a man , so being death for almost 2000 years he cant come back.
and that i dont believe in all that religius stuff and i protest against religius people who impose theyr believes to everybody.
Poseidon
Fudgepack DeQueef
+3,253|6963|Long Island, New York
if jesus came back from the dead...again? It'd make for a good plot for the new Resident Evil movie.
CommieChipmunk
Member
+488|6996|Portland, OR, USA

Superslim wrote:

Coolbeano wrote:

if Jesus had his second coming, how long do you think he'd last.

Surely in today's world the moment he is discovered I'd bet someone would kill him within a week.



Discuss.
Does this answer your question:

Book of Luke: King James Bible

Chapter 21

7 And they asked him, saying, Master, but when shall these things be? and what sign will there be when these things shall come to pass?

8 And he said, Take heed that ye be not deceived: for many shall come in my name, saying, I am Christ; and the time draweth near: go ye not therefore after them.

9
But when ye shall hear of wars and commotions, be not terrified: for these things must first come to pass; but the end is not by and by.

10 Then said he unto them, Nation shall rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom:
Isa 19:2 Matt 24:7 Mark 13:8

11 And great earthquakes shall be in divers places, and famines, and pestilences; and fearful sights and great signs shall there be from heaven.

12
But before all these, they shall lay their hands on you, and persecute you, delivering you up to the synagogues, and into prisons, being brought before kings and rulers for my name's sake.

13 And it shall turn to you for a testimony.

14 Settle it therefore in your hearts, not to meditate before what ye shall answer:

15 For I will give you a mouth and wisdom, which all your adversaries shall not be able to gainsay nor resist.

16 And ye shall be betrayed both by parents, and brethren, and kinsfolks, and friends; and some of you shall they cause to be put to death.

17 And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake.

18 But there shall not an hair of your head perish.

19 In your patience possess ye your souls.

20 And when ye shall see Jerusalem compassed with armies, then know that the desolation thereof is nigh.

21 Then let them which are in Judaea flee to the mountains; and let them which are in the midst of it depart out; and let not them that are in the countries enter thereinto.

22
For these be the days of vengeance, that all things which are written may be fulfilled.
Hosea 9:7

23 But woe unto them that are with child, and to them that give suck, in those days! for there shall be great distress in the land, and wrath upon this people.

24 And they shall fall by the edge of the sword, and shall be led away captive into all nations: and Jerusalem shall be trodden down of the Gentiles, until the times of the Gentiles be fulfilled.

25 And there shall be signs in the sun, and in the moon, and in the stars; and upon the earth distress of nations, with perplexity; the sea and the waves roaring;

26 Men's hearts failing them for fear, and for looking after those things which are coming on the earth: for the powers of heaven shall be shaken.
Isa 13:10 Matt 24:29 Mark 13:25

27 And then shall they see the Son of man coming in a cloud with power and great glory.
Dan 7:13 Matt 24:30 Mark 13:26
according to that, he'll be here in like 2 weeks
[F7F7]KiNG_KaDaFFHi
Why walk when you can dance?
+77|7013|sWEEDen
Two weeks? About time...that lazy bastard is way late.
Stingray24
Proud member of the vast right-wing conspiracy
+1,060|6871|The Land of Scott Walker

ATG wrote:

If a tree falls in the forest, and no man is there to hear it, does it make a sound?

If man did not pray to God, would He exist?
Yes and yes.
Bell
Frosties > Cornflakes
+362|6975|UK

Coolbeano wrote:

Okay lemme redo this:

Say some guy claimed to be Jesus and on global TV performed a bunch of great miracles and whatnot in front of everyone and blah blah so everyone'd be omg its him wtfbbq.


THEN how long would he last?
I would dismiss it as 'TV' besides what tv show is he gonna go on that is aired globally, and is taken seriously, we all have our own chat shows for each country, is he going on fuckin tour or something!?  Na na, what he is gonna do is play 2142 and reserect himself each time he is killed.  OMFG HAX!!!!  Why?  Because hes Jesus mofo

Martyn
Mitch
16 more years
+877|6951|South Florida

Coolbeano wrote:

Okay lemme redo this:

Say some guy claimed to be Jesus and on global TV performed a bunch of great miracles and whatnot in front of everyone and blah blah so everyone'd be omg its him wtfbbq.


THEN how long would he last?
Hmm. Well its simple. He wouldn't know how to act in this modern world. He wouldn't fit in. He would have no place to sleep. Nothing to eat. No one would believe him. Untill he created some magic then there would be raging riots about the end of the world and the whole planet would kill itself. Thats why he's not coming. The End

ACTUALLY: How do you know he's not already here? Besides the fact that some MYSTICAL SPIRIT appearing out of no where casting magic is absolutly bogus...

Last edited by Dezerteagal5 (2007-01-07 17:14:19)

15 more years! 15 more years!
sfarrar33
Halogenoalkane
+57|7044|InGerLand

Jenkinsbball wrote:

sfarrar33 wrote:

Clearly you have not heard of David Icke the man who thinks he is the son of god and that hummanity is ruled by a cross bread of alien lizards and humans...

Wikipedia wrote:

In an interview on the Terry Wogan show that year, he announced that he was "the son of God," [11] and that Britain would be devastated by tidal waves and earthquakes. His statements were met with laughter and ridicule from the studio audience, derision in the press, and suggestions that he was mentally ill.
AAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA, WHAT A FUCKING FAGGOT!
you should have seen Wogan explain to him that the audiance were laughing at him and not with him XD
Mitch
16 more years
+877|6951|South Florida

siciliano732 wrote:

Christ's second coming is going to be it...it will also be called "The Rapture" where all the believers in Christ and those who have accepted him as their personal savior will be taken up into the Kingdom of Heaven.  The tribulation will then follow...

so to answer your question...Christ's second coming, will be it.  He will return, take up his followers and return to Heaven, to later return with the believers in a Holy War, Armegedon...or however you spell it.

begin flaming.....


.....NOW!
So your saying i get to be on the hell army and you guys get to be on the god army and we fight?? FUCKING A!! now i hope god is real so i can fight for all eternity, i always thought i was gunna burn or something.. haha.
15 more years! 15 more years!
unnamednewbie13
Moderator
+2,072|7198|PNW

How about a comic book response to previous posts, disregarding the argument as to whether or not Jesus exists...

Jesus is a divine superbeing capable of effortlessly transmuting matter, among other things. Jesus allowed Himself to die. If he didn't, he wouldn't have died. If, upon return, He doesn't want to get killed by an atomic bomb, he wouldn't. As a Superman's Superman's Superman, if He reappeared and made Himself apparent, people couldn't kill Him even if they decided to, unless he allowed it. On a superhero stats class between one and ten, He'd be beyond measurement.

Also: Nuclear weapons are not the most powerful force in the world, and I have a hard time taking anyone who claims absolute knowledge of God one way or the other seriously.

Last edited by unnamednewbie13 (2007-01-07 17:27:18)

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