apollo_fi
The Flying Kalakukko.
+94|6956|The lunar module
Duh.

I'd start as 4b-Poor and intelligent, then 1a-Win a million bucks for myself.

Then, if I had to, I'd 5b-Kill myself to save my wife/girlfriend. That would also take care of the remaining questions.
deeznutz1245
Connecticut: our chimps are stealin yo' faces.
+483|6919|Connecticut
a
b
b (only if I could be born as a hot lesbian chick, otherwise, A)
a
b
Malloy must go
Lucien
Fantasma Parastasie
+1,451|7079
a
b
a
*
a

I don't know about rich and dumb or poor and intelligent. Rich and dumb people are often quite happy and carefree, while an intelligent but poor person has all the troubles in the world at the hands of the stupidity of others. While i value being in the top few percent of holland, bliss in ignorance can be better than suffering in poverty.

Of course, poverty doesn't automatically mean suffering, but it depends on society.

arguements for my selfish answers:

a) will I not be able to give the people I want to have a share of the money a lot more if I got a million?
b) even if my neighbour couldn't know about the species otherwise going extinct, I wouldn't mind.
c) despite actually becoming homosexual via supernatural means would probably take away any dislike I have for it, I'd prefer to stay straight.
e) not having had a wife or serious long-lasting relationship and thus not being able to know what that choice would be like, I would choose myself over another. However, if doing so would make me known as the guy who killed someone to save himself I probably couldn't live in peace anymore from others. sad? I wonder how many billions of people would do the same.
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lowing
Banned
+1,662|7077|USA
1. A..........I don't like everyone I know.

2. B..........I don't like my neighbors dog.

3. A..........I don't like the idea of being homosexual.

4. A..........I don't like being poor. Besides, Hollywood liberal celebrities seem to be doing ok with it.

5. A..........I don't like my wife.
QuadDamage@U
Member
+6|6768|Florida, USA
A - I don't know that many people.
B - I hate my neighbor's dog.
A - Does oral sex count???
B - Blah...
B - Blah...

Strangely enough, number 3 was the most difficult to answer.  What good is it to be strait if you can't have sex?  What good is it to have sex if it's not with a woman??  My brain hurts.
sergeriver
Cowboy from Hell
+1,928|7183|Argentina

QuadDamage@U wrote:

A - I don't know that many people.
B - I hate my neighbor's dog.
A - Does oral sex count???
B - Blah...
B - Blah...

Strangely enough, number 3 was the most difficult to answer.  What good is it to be strait if you can't have sex?  What good is it to have sex if it's not with a woman??  My brain hurts.
Well, you could not kill your neighbor's doig and...forget it.

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