Last edited by PBAsydney (2007-01-02 10:11:24)
All hail Jesus II. Someone start writing the Sacred Book of Gunslinger.GunSlinger OIF II wrote:
Im jesus, im back guys.
Why did you go AFK for so long? The server almost auto-kicked you for being idle!GunSlinger OIF II wrote:
Im jesus, im back guys.
As long as it takes Israel or Iran to nuke the son of a bitch for disproving their religions.Coolbeano wrote:
Okay lemme redo this:
Say some guy claimed to be Jesus and on global TV performed a bunch of great miracles and whatnot in front of everyone and blah blah so everyone'd be omg its him wtfbbq.
THEN how long would he last?
I'm am uncle Christ, bitches.GunSlinger OIF II wrote:
Im the anti-christ, im back guys.
Where the hell did you find that!GunSlinger OIF II wrote:
http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h299/ … e2e2d7.jpg
Dude...no. Provided Jesus returns, you'd have about as much luck killing him with a nuclear bomb as you would with giving Superman a haircut with plastic scissors.Coolbeano wrote:
if Jesus had his second coming, how long do you think he'd last.
Surely in today's world the moment he is discovered I'd bet someone would kill him within a week.
Discuss.
QFTunnamednewbie13 wrote:
Dude...no. Provided Jesus returns, you'd have about as much luck killing him with a nuclear bomb as you would with giving Superman a haircut with plastic scissors.Coolbeano wrote:
if Jesus had his second coming, how long do you think he'd last.
Surely in today's world the moment he is discovered I'd bet someone would kill him within a week.
Discuss.
sfarrar33 wrote:
Clearly you have not heard of David Icke the man who thinks he is the son of god and that hummanity is ruled by a cross bread of alien lizards and humans...
AAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA, WHAT A FUCKING FAGGOT!Wikipedia wrote:
In an interview on the Terry Wogan show that year, he announced that he was "the son of God," [11] and that Britain would be devastated by tidal waves and earthquakes. His statements were met with laughter and ridicule from the studio audience, derision in the press, and suggestions that he was mentally ill.
That would depend on how long it took the religious nuts to catch him, and execute for blasphemy.Coolbeano wrote:
if Jesus had his second coming, how long do you think he'd last.
Surely in today's world the moment he is discovered I'd bet someone would kill him within a week.
Discuss.
Jesus can be killed by a simple thing such as crucification but he can't be killed by the most powerful thing in the world today?unnamednewbie13 wrote:
Dude...no. Provided Jesus returns, you'd have about as much luck killing him with a nuclear bomb as you would with giving Superman a haircut with plastic scissors.Coolbeano wrote:
if Jesus had his second coming, how long do you think he'd last.
Surely in today's world the moment he is discovered I'd bet someone would kill him within a week.
Discuss.
Last edited by SysTray (2007-01-02 12:15:08)
Jesus willingly gave His life on the cross when He was in His human form. He will not be a mortal body when He comes back. Zechariah 14:4 describes His return, "On that day his feet will stand on the Mount of Olives, east of Jerusalem, and the Mount of Olives will be split in two from east to west, forming a great valley, Zech.14:2,4). I think most of the world will notice that. Are you really suggesting a man made weapon would have a chance to kill God?SysTray wrote:
Jesus can be killed by a simple thing such as crucification but he can't be killed by the most powerful thing in the world today?unnamednewbie13 wrote:
Dude...no. Provided Jesus returns, you'd have about as much luck killing him with a nuclear bomb as you would with giving Superman a haircut with plastic scissors.
Surely you jest. A nuke would send any man to the grave, prophet or not.
