I'm in deep shit, maybe

2006-12-29 11:43:12

#1

SealXo: Member; +309|6820

So, i live up the street from one of my good friends, he calls me to hang out, and then he tells me his dogs freaking out, and he hears footsteps upstairs. So i drive down, hes holding a sand wedge scared. I go into his house, and pick up two knives.

I go clear his downstairs. Then I hear footsteps upstairs, I walk up clinching the knives. The sound appears to be coming from the front side of the house, so i go into his parents closet. Unzip a 12 guage (which is about up to my shoulder) find a shell for it. And proceed to the front of the house.

I hear a stumble as the noise goes up into the attic. I aim the massive gun at the ceiling. The noise is crawling right above me and a shot (blew my shoulder out shooting at that angle) plaster flying all over my face..... you know what it fucking was?

I have no fucking idea because when it fell infront of me from the ceiling it ended up being a big 30 pound hunk of meat, with weird furr, no way you could tell what it was. Maybe a racoon that grew up in a nuclear power plant

I never found out what it was because i was scared that his parents would come home. So i cleaned it up and threw it over the fence in a bag and burried it.

shit.

2006-12-29 11:45:12

#2

King_County_Downy: shitfaced; +2,791|6881|Seattle

Shoot first, ask questions later. +1 for you

Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it

2006-12-29 11:45:54

#3

Ryan: Member; +1,230|7127|Alberta, Canada

lol gives me the creeps.

2006-12-29 11:46:22

#4

sharpchedda: Member; +11|6936|USA

You didn't take a picture?!!

2006-12-29 11:46:27

#5

klassekock: Proud Born Loser; +68|6870|Sweden

I think someone is missing a pet.................

2006-12-29 11:47:31

#6

SealXo: Member; +309|6820

Lol no i was scared shitless man. His parents were seeing a movie across the street.

And thisfucker was big.

It sure as hell wasnt a dog that could get in the attic

2006-12-29 11:47:48

#7

norge: J-10 and a coke please; +18|6754

hahhaha that woulda been funny as fuck if u shot a person and he fell out of the attic. loool

2006-12-29 11:48:39

#8

SealXo: Member; +309|6820

norge wrote:
hahhaha that woulda been funny as fuck if u shot a person and he fell out of the attic. loool

lol, i just thought, i might as well shoot. If it was a guy and he had a gun and shot first id be fucked.

2006-12-29 11:48:42

#9

Trigger_Happy_92: Uses the TV missle too much; +394|6933

LOL you just killed like an alien or that wolf thing from "Lady in the Water"

now its friends are gona come and freaking eat your face.

2006-12-29 11:48:45

#10

{BMF}*Frank_The_Tank: U.S. > Iran; +497|6862|Florida

King_County_Downy wrote:
Shoot first, ask questions later. +1 for you

ha ha, exactly

2006-12-29 11:50:12

#11

nonexistentusmc: Member; +26|6729|Queens, NYC

Someone finally got bigfoot?

2006-12-29 11:50:18

#12

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|6905|London, England

How are you gonna explain a big fuck off hole in the ceiling?

2006-12-29 11:51:09

#13

SealXo: Member; +309|6820

nonexistentusmc wrote:
Someone finally got bigfoot?

You might actually be right, even though i blew it into about 300 pieces it might have been a "descent" spewn baby or something, scary.

PS just so you know im not pulling off a fake fancy story this really happened.

2006-12-29 11:51:37

#14

Mason4Assassin444: retired; +552|6946|USA

norge wrote:
hahhaha that woulda been funny as fuck if u shot a person and he fell out of the attic. loool

the dude from the liquor store robbery.

2006-12-29 11:52:12

#15

SealXo: Member; +309|6820

Mekstizzle wrote:
How are you gonna explain a big fuck off hole in the ceiling?

it was one of those attic plaster openings, so i foudn a replacment (:

2006-12-29 11:52:20

#16

CommieChipmunk: Member; +488|6854|Portland, OR, USA

Mekstizzle wrote:
How are you gonna explain a big fuck off hole in the ceiling?

that's what i'm wondering...

EDIT: oic..

Last edited by CommieChipmunk (2006-12-29 11:52:53)

2006-12-29 11:52:48

#17

jamie_v1.1: Member; +35|6786|Leeds, UK

lol, wow u could be in the shit. nevermind, u got to shoot and kill something, doubt i'll ever do that. +1 for u.

2006-12-29 11:54:55

#18

[=][=]DADDYOFDEATH: Member; +46|6736|Bradford UK

Was it Ashton Kutscher from punk'd!!!! I so wish it was, the annoying fucker he is.

2006-12-29 11:54:58

#19

Sk: stat padding is for girls; +41|6673

https://www.narsil.org/common_images/smells_like_bullshit.jpg

2006-12-29 11:55:17

#20

TuataraDude: Member; +115|6806|Aotearoa

You've been influenced by too many of Fancy_Pollux's latest postings.

2006-12-29 11:55:18

#21

MastersMom: YOUR mom goes to college; +61|6939

So it was an animal not a person but I still say your k/d ratio is 1 and 0. As for your shoulder, just throw yourself a med pack. +1...good shot.

Honestly, I had to double check your name after reading the post. Sounded like another bull shit story from Fancy_Pollux. lol

2006-12-29 11:55:38

#22

Mitch: 16 more years; +877|6809|South Florida

SealXo wrote:
So, i live up the street from one of my good friends, he calls me to hang out, and then he tells me his dogs freaking out, and he hears footsteps upstairs. So i drive down, hes holding a sand wedge scared. I go into his house, and pick up two knives.

I go clear his downstairs. Then I hear footsteps upstairs, I walk up clinching the knives. The sound appears to be coming from the front side of the house, so i go into his parents closet. Unzip a 12 guage (which is about up to my shoulder) find a shell for it. And proceed to the front of the house.

I hear a stumble as the noise goes up into the attic. I aim the massive gun at the ceiling. The noise is crawling right above me and a shot (blew my shoulder out shooting at that angle) plaster flying all over my face..... you know what it fucking was?

I have no fucking idea because when it fell infront of me from the ceiling it ended up being a big 30 pound hunk of meat, with weird furr, no way you could tell what it was. Maybe a racoon that grew up in a nuclear power plant

I never found out what it was because i was scared that his parents would come home. So i cleaned it up and threw it over the fence in a bag and burried it.

shit.

FUCK YEAH!
Now thats how you get shit done!! +1

That takes some balls man, what if that was the electrician his parents called to fix there ceiling light lol!!
Well if i were you ide get down to Home Depot or whatever and buy some paint and mudd for the ceiliing!! lol good luck

Last edited by Dezerteagal5 (2006-12-29 11:57:03)

15 more years! 15 more years!

2006-12-29 11:57:09

#23

SealXo: Member; +309|6820

Sk wrote:
http://www.narsil.org/common_images/sme … llshit.jpg

I fucking bullshit you not man.

I would have taken a picture but he doesnt have a cameraand i sure as hell want going to go back up to my place with a UDO (Unidentified dead object) lying on my friends floor

2006-12-29 11:57:17

#24

klassekock: Proud Born Loser; +68|6870|Sweden

Since I'm from sweden I'm not that familiar with the american weight system. How much is exactly 30 pounds. and we need more info on the carcass.

1. What color was the furr ( brown, and it makes me think of a german shepherd dog)?

2. Where do you live? Suburb, close no nature?

3. How did it get into the attic? Did it climb outside on a tree or what?

4. And last. get the carcass to an expert and case closed!

: )

2006-12-29 11:57:19

#25

Jenkinsbball: Banned; +149|6832|USA bitches!

Dig it up, take a pic. Why would you be scare of his parents? I think a big fucking hole in my ceiling would piss me off more than a real story of what you shot out of it.

Again, dig it up and take a fucking pic.

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