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2006-12-21 02:52:13

#26

JahManRed: wank; +646|7053|IRELAND

That figure is just obscene, although I wouldn't turn it down if offered to me........
I give my employees three weeks wages for a bonus. The bonus really depends if they have been making an effort. I gave one employee a Camera last week for being proactive, he probably saved the company a couple of grand. They get 2 weeks off too.

2006-12-21 02:58:11

#27

Spark: liquid fluoride thorium reactor; +874|7100|Canberra, AUS

You can have fun with your mates and have a few dollars in your pocket. Who says the office has to host anything?

Well, if you get an extra party.... the more the merrier. Most Australians are very 'down-to-earth' and by nature are suspicious of handouts.

The paradox is only a conflict between reality and your feeling what reality ought to be.
^{~ Richard Feynman}

2006-12-21 02:58:14

#28

Reciprocity: Member; +721|7006|the dank(super) side of Oregon

the guy down in the basement, sweeping up the mess, has to work around 400 days to earn what a top executive makes in a single day, not counting christmas bonuses. That is how fucking out of whack our economy is.

2006-12-21 02:59:06

#29

CameronPoe: Member; +2,925|6981

Sickeningly needlessly large bonuses. For doing what? Sitting in an office overlooking people shifting money around. These people are leeches.

2006-12-21 03:28:07

#30

sergeriver: Cowboy from Hell; +1,928|7183|Argentina

You could say that is a bonus, yeah, it's a huge and juicy bonus. The only time I received a bonus was playing videogames.

2006-12-21 15:14:31

#31

Mackaronen: Member; +18|7063|Uppland, Sweden

Last year i got a butt ugly wallet and a gift certificate for a floating session. I would not trade that for any 53M in the world.

2006-12-21 15:18:38

#32

RoosterCantrell: Goodbye :); +399|6905|Somewhere else

cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:
I want to be a CEO, Where can I apply?

Satan is currently taking applications. Forfeiture of your soul and human decency are required.

2006-12-21 15:24:34

#33

KEN-JENNINGS: I am all that is MOD!; +2,991|7057|949

smtt686 wrote:
Speaking of bonuses, especially since I did not get one. Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight

I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane, with all the other rich people, and I want him brought right here with a big ribbon on his head. And, I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no good, rotten, floor-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, d*ckless, hopeless, heartless, fat-*ss, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed, sack of monkey sh*t he is! Hallelujah! Holly Sh*t! Where's the Tylenol?"

My office party was at Captian Creams, the local Gentleman's Club. It was me and my boss. And a bunch of half-naked girls.

I <3 my job.

Last edited by KEN-JENNINGS (2006-12-21 15:26:51)

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