no need to stop wearing her underwear, anything in blue that i might like?
Poll
Ex-wife is coming to pick up her stuff tomorrow, so should I..........
| Shit in the boxes | 7% | 7% - 10 | ||||
| Place used condoms in her clothes | 6% | 6% - 8 | ||||
| Randomly place pictures of my penis amongst her stuff | 20% | 20% - 27 | ||||
| Plant drugs for customs to find on her way out | 16% | 16% - 22 | ||||
| Not let her in to get it | 1% | 1% - 2 | ||||
| Masturbate profusely into her shoes | 20% | 20% - 27 | ||||
| Wipe my arse with her things | 5% | 5% - 7 | ||||
| Stop wearing her underwear | 22% | 22% - 30 | ||||
| Total: 133 | ||||||
Best idea so far.cablecopulate wrote:
Is she hot? post pics.
make an "All of the above" lol
I think you should just be nice and give them back...
just be a man and except she found someone better.
if that fails give me her name, i got a good mate who is a detective at city station, could give her some hassles.
if that fails give me her name, i got a good mate who is a detective at city station, could give her some hassles.
Last edited by THA (2006-12-19 18:49:17)
WoW THA is alive.....(now I can get my Fed. Copper mates in ACT to stop looking for him)
Throw it all in the washer and shrink it... when you see her tell her it looks like she's put on some weight. When she gets her old clothes and they don't fit as well anymore she may develop a complex about being fat.
you forgot all of the above.VspyVspy wrote:
Pretty self explanatory I think, what would you do........................
How about "don't be a dick"?
Not possible, read the title ex-wifeTHA wrote:
just be a man and except she found someone better.
Wives are not suppose to find someone better your not suppose to just go, Oh, this is boring, laters.
Not an option.Masques wrote:
How about "don't be a dick"?
Vspy, where is my pattented reply on there
"Rape Her"
Seriously, tell her the stuff is in the attic then lock it or something.
All of the above, except when she comes to get the stuff make sure to be fucking some hot bitch.
I'm only 15 so I did no vote.
sounds like a bummer, dude. i went with a null vote because there was no "all of the above."
and to all of you dissing vspy over this post? i hope your life completely falls apart. its not like his ex-wife frequents these forums. u dont have to come to her defense or something.
and to all of you dissing vspy over this post? i hope your life completely falls apart. its not like his ex-wife frequents these forums. u dont have to come to her defense or something.
Last edited by Marinejuana (2006-12-19 19:56:23)
my buddy pulled this one off, see if she's got any drinks left in the fridge, and slip some visine in it, she will be shitting her brains out before she even gets to her car lolzzz
"just like in the movie Wedding Crashers" it works!
"just like in the movie Wedding Crashers" it works!
Last edited by Locoloki (2006-12-19 20:38:52)
LOL, I like that idea Loco! +1 for you
pix or u never had a wife
If she was a bitch plant claymores in the doorway to her boxes.
Oh yea, stop wearing her underwear. Its nust not right.
Oh yea, stop wearing her underwear. Its nust not right.
Last edited by Drunken_Tankdriver (2006-12-19 23:47:39)
