LMAO yeah I would have ran to
That's what you get for playing near shit pipes sir
small unhyginic bugs ETC
That's what you get for playing near shit pipes sir
small unhyginic bugs ETC
why the fuck would u lick someones ass!?!? thats just...... wrong.....
you got shit on your tongue yeah you got shit on your tongue it tastes wrong like chicken!
you got shit on your tongue yeah you got shit on your tongue it tastes wrong like chicken!
Last edited by stkhoplite (2006-12-18 07:13:43)
Did you see how they tasted?
Probably like chicken.cablecopulate wrote:
Did you see how they tasted?
And stkhoplite, asslicking is something you actually can do to a woman, but as we all have been informed with this thread, it is only to be performed with someone you've had your finga in da poopa with, so you know there won't be any wigglies.
I think we need a new, password-protected, age-check section with the main thread being: "Ask doctor Don"
Last edited by DonFck (2006-12-18 07:27:14)
I need around tree fiddy.
Shut up Elixer you asseater.
stop telling lies E7IX3R, you didnt run away, you just stayed and ate all the worms :p
you like eating shitDonFck wrote:
Probably like chicken.cablecopulate wrote:
Did you see how they tasted?
And stkhoplite, asslicking is something you actually can do to a woman, but as we all have been informed with this thread, it is only to be performed with someone you've had your finga in da poopa with, so you know there won't be any wigglies.
(she's ok-looking, sort of like Beth Ditto but not as fat and not as hot)
I just googled Beth Ditto.....so you fucked a fat,ugly,minger.
I just googled Beth Ditto.....so you fucked a fat,ugly,minger.
lmao +1FI-SCOTTY wrote:
(she's ok-looking, sort of like Beth Ditto but not as fat and not as hot)
I just googled Beth Ditto.....so you fucked a fat,ugly,minger.
Well at least we now know why he likked her ass.
So he wouldn't have to look at her face!
So he wouldn't have to look at her face!
just remember you can never go ass to mouth
Wow, thats worst then my worst experience ever.
Which was eating cold "Shepards Pie"...when my mum came in she said 'Why are you eating the dog's dinner?'...
Which was eating cold "Shepards Pie"...when my mum came in she said 'Why are you eating the dog's dinner?'...
Oh Christ, I just googled her as well......MY EYES!!!!!!FI-SCOTTY wrote:
(she's ok-looking, sort of like Beth Ditto but not as fat and not as hot)
I just googled Beth Ditto.....so you fucked a fat,ugly,minger.
I wouldn't touch that with a ten-foot electrified cattle prod, wigglies or no wigglies. You like 'em big and hideous eh?
and paleDoctorFruitloop wrote:
Oh Christ, I just googled her as well......MY EYES!!!!!!FI-SCOTTY wrote:
(she's ok-looking, sort of like Beth Ditto but not as fat and not as hot)
I just googled Beth Ditto.....so you fucked a fat,ugly,minger.
I wouldn't touch that with a ten-foot electrified cattle prod, wigglies or no wigglies. You like 'em big and hideous eh?
OMG ! poor dog, he had nothing to eat that dayMacca wrote:
Wow, thats worst then my worst experience ever.
Which was eating cold "Shepards Pie"...when my mum came in she said 'Why are you eating the dog's dinner?'...
you are an egoist
Yeah! I tried it and I felt loads better afterwards.BlaZin'Feenix wrote:
Try it! It's not that badHurricane wrote:
Suicide is your only option.
And seriously; sticking your tongue up someone's ass? Shit dude, I wouldn't do that with the hottest chick in the world.
But still; I would've gotten my stomach pumped (don't know how to say it in english) + all the things you said.
Oh yeah...you have about 30-45 days before the eggs your most likely swallowed reach you small intestine and hatch...
Sorry u lost me when u put ur finger in her ass, didn't need to know about the worms
/barf
/barf
And how.chittydog wrote:
You lost me with "licking her anus". I think Fancy does a better job making things up...
And you fingered her ass , WHY?
Fuckin mingin dude.
Fuckin mingin dude.
Argh! Please Marlboroman82, for Humanity's sake, please thumbnail the image you just posted.
qftMacca wrote:
Argh! Please Marlboroman82, for Humanity's sake, please thumbnail the image you just posted.
Those weren't threadworms, those were "Minger Worms".
Soon they will grow into "mingers", which will hunger for large earrings, kfc, and boys that drive nova's.
Be scared (and change your car if its a nova)
Besides, where did you think ugly girls came from? Their parents were too ugly to make babyfusion together...
Soon they will grow into "mingers", which will hunger for large earrings, kfc, and boys that drive nova's.
Be scared (and change your car if its a nova)
Besides, where did you think ugly girls came from? Their parents were too ugly to make babyfusion together...