That's what we call in the trade, A PSYCHO HOSE-BEAST
seriously...and the thing is that i knew it and all my friends/family told me so but i was sure i could make it work. i guess its not the first or last time when a man will ignore major personality flaws in an attractive woman.DoctorFruitloop wrote:
That's what we call in the trade, A PSYCHO HOSE-BEAST
on the other hand its also one of those things that you just have to experience because it doesn't help for someone to say "look out, she's not right for you". i certainly went against everybody's advice. you live you learn.
No, she's minesuperfly_cox wrote:
i'm on my third 2.5+ year relationship now and this is definitely the one...yahoo!
Oh noes, not the L word again!
Take echo's advise: Don't get a girl, get a dishwasher. They are alot cheaper to maintain, they do exactly what you want and the best thing about them is, they have an on/off button.
Take echo's advise: Don't get a girl, get a dishwasher. They are alot cheaper to maintain, they do exactly what you want and the best thing about them is, they have an on/off button.
I have that on my Girlfriend alsoEcho wrote:
Oh noes, not the L word again!
Take echo's advise: Don't get a girl, get a dishwasher. They are alot cheaper to maintain, they do exactly what you want and the best thing about them is, they have an on/off button.
You shouldn't let the dishwasher to get on your girlfriend.^*AlphA*^ wrote:
I have that on my Girlfriend alsoEcho wrote:
Oh noes, not the L word again!
Take echo's advise: Don't get a girl, get a dishwasher. They are alot cheaper to maintain, they do exactly what you want and the best thing about them is, they have an on/off button.
you should try it one day !NooBesT[FiN] wrote:
You shouldn't let the dishwasher to get on your girlfriend.^*AlphA*^ wrote:
I have that on my Girlfriend alsoEcho wrote:
Oh noes, not the L word again!
Take echo's advise: Don't get a girl, get a dishwasher. They are alot cheaper to maintain, they do exactly what you want and the best thing about them is, they have an on/off button.
My GF is awesome... She has an awesome mouse... Lots of power, inteligence and good memory... And the keys on the keyboard are so soft...
You should try a washing machine with an uneven load of towels in as well, apparently it gives good vibrations.^*AlphA*^ wrote:
you should try it one day !NooBesT[FiN] wrote:
You shouldn't let the dishwasher to get on your girlfriend.^*AlphA*^ wrote:
I have that on my Girlfriend also
Unfortunately, a lot of the stuff put inside of a washingmachine tend to shrink....DoctorFruitloop wrote:
You should try a washing machine with an uneven load of towels in as well, apparently it gives good vibrations.^*AlphA*^ wrote:
you should try it one day !NooBesT[FiN] wrote:
You shouldn't let the dishwasher to get on your girlfriend.
well, you shouldn't place the wiener in there JENS !Jenspm wrote:
Unfortunately, a lot of the stuff put inside of a washingmachine tend to shrink....DoctorFruitloop wrote:
You should try a washing machine with an uneven load of towels in as well, apparently it gives good vibrations.^*AlphA*^ wrote:
you should try it one day !
Isn't it better the other way around?^*AlphA*^ wrote:
you should try it one day !NooBesT[FiN] wrote:
You shouldn't let the dishwasher to get on your girlfriend.^*AlphA*^ wrote:
I have that on my Girlfriend also
The girl on top of the dishwasher instead of the dishwasher on top of the girl.
I hear that a lot, but a dishwasher on top of girl creates a new vibe.... you knowGillenator wrote:
Isn't it better the other way around?^*AlphA*^ wrote:
you should try it one day !NooBesT[FiN] wrote:
You shouldn't let the dishwasher to get on your girlfriend.
The girl on top of the dishwasher instead of the dishwasher on top of the girl.
Who the hell said anything about wieners??^*AlphA*^ wrote:
well, you shouldn't place the wiener in there JENS !Jenspm wrote:
Unfortunately, a lot of the stuff put inside of a washingmachine tend to shrink....DoctorFruitloop wrote:
You should try a washing machine with an uneven load of towels in as well, apparently it gives good vibrations.
F*cking perv...
It's a bit like that auto-erotic asphyxiation thing, but with a dishwahser. WTF!
WHAT is wrong with Wiener
explain asphyxiation.DoctorFruitloop wrote:
It's a bit like that auto-erotic asphyxiation thing, but with a dishwahser. WTF!
We all know what you are thinking Jens...Jenspm wrote:
Who the hell said anything about wieners??^*AlphA*^ wrote:
well, you shouldn't place the wiener in there JENS !Jenspm wrote:
Unfortunately, a lot of the stuff put inside of a washingmachine tend to shrink....
F*cking perv...
srsly?NooBesT[FiN] wrote:
We all know what you are thinking Jens...Jenspm wrote:
Who the hell said anything about wieners??^*AlphA*^ wrote:
well, you shouldn't place the wiener in there JENS !
F*cking perv...
Getting strangled.Jenspm wrote:
explain asphyxiation.DoctorFruitloop wrote:
It's a bit like that auto-erotic asphyxiation thing, but with a dishwahser. WTF!
I think it looks like ass-fixation, but that's just me...DoctorFruitloop wrote:
Getting strangled.Jenspm wrote:
explain asphyxiation.DoctorFruitloop wrote:
It's a bit like that auto-erotic asphyxiation thing, but with a dishwahser. WTF!
you're thinking too much about those things jens......Jenspm wrote:
I think it looks like ass-fixation, but that's just me...DoctorFruitloop wrote:
Getting strangled.Jenspm wrote:
explain asphyxiation.
Ass-fixations and shrinking wieners, you're a freak deaky dutch perv boi
Isn't it illegal to have sex with a dead person?^*AlphA*^ wrote:
I hear that a lot, but a dishwasher on top of girl creates a new vibe.... you knowGillenator wrote:
Isn't it better the other way around?^*AlphA*^ wrote:
you should try it one day !
The girl on top of the dishwasher instead of the dishwasher on top of the girl.
who said something about sex ?Gillenator wrote:
Isn't it illegal to have sex with a dead person?^*AlphA*^ wrote:
I hear that a lot, but a dishwasher on top of girl creates a new vibe.... you knowGillenator wrote:
Isn't it better the other way around?
The girl on top of the dishwasher instead of the dishwasher on top of the girl.
I was talking about The Dishwasher Race !