I think I know a way to eliminate these n00b admins, smacktard clans, and otherwise complete retards in the gaming world. I take a page out of my brothers' book for this.
They must pass a series of tests, each more difficult than the last...and if they pass, they gain the priviledge of playing online with the rest of the cool and calm people.
Phase 1: Subject is thrown into a random BF2142 server where one team is losing badly; they are put on the losing team. The objective for the player is to simply NOT bitch about how the teams are stacked, how badly they are losing, or accusing of hacking. You'd be amazed how many people cannot keep their mouth shut on this...hell, I'm guilty of it too at one point or another, but we're talking super-raping of the carrier on Wake kinda beat-down for me;
Phase 2: Same conditions as Phase 1, except you are thrown in with random clanners in a squad. The objective is to rally your troops into following your lead and make a dent in the enemy's offensive...or preferrably, push them back all the way back to their main base. VOIP skills are a plus, however bitching at your teammates or being a smacktard automatically fails you. Bonus points awarded if your team pulls a victory out of their ass and you were the one leading the way.
Phase 3: You are given administrative rights on a server; your objective is to simply not ABUSE them; people always are tempted by power far too easily. However, to throw in a curveball, random people will be thrown in who will be deliberately trying to ruin the game (i.e. stat padding, glitching, hacking, etc). The subject must deal with each situation accordingly, or at least be aware of it and issue warnings/kicks/bans where deemed necessary.
Phase 4: similar to phase three, except they become a member of a forum and must post a certain amount of times; being a smacktard here fails you, and conversely, positively contributing to the community (tips, tactics, good advice, clean messages) earns you respect. Passing all four of these allows the player to join a game at will, the end.
Before you say 'oh those are so easy to fake out' I remind you that some people cannot resist being morons, even for the shortest amount of time. This process would weed out the whiners, and the blatant smacktards, and definitely thin out the number of annoying people online. Of course, it's merely a nice fantasy, because no one would ever want to administer this test, and theres' just simply not enough time to weed out the numerous idiots online; 60% of the time, they outnumber the smart people all of the time.
