Poll

Should Europe join the United States?

Yes23%23% - 97
No76%76% - 308
Total: 405
UON
Junglist Massive
+223|6856
Actually the experts I talked to say that the US will be bankrupt in a couple of years and totally fall apart... they'll be begging for medical supplies, and we'll be like "remember a certain tea party? fuck you", and they'll be "pleeeeeeeeeease" and we'll be like "no", and the Christians will take over England and they'll be fascist militia on the streets of London and the government will kill loads of people with bio weapons tests and blame it on terrorists and then this dude will make everyone rise up against the government and then everyone in England will be happy and most Americans will be dead or dying, then we might allow them to buy some medicine if they become a colony again and pay taxes to the Crown and everyone will happy because Americans can't handle independance due to lack of foresight and England likes oppressing people but would rather they were in another country, especially as it hasn't had much of chance lately thank you very much.



edit: The US is the national equivalent of Enron... destined to become a shell....

Last edited by UON (2006-12-14 13:47:50)

Natte
Member
+12|6727|Sweden

BeerzGod wrote:

but be happy your not blonde-haired blue-eyed nazi's.
I´m everything of that except nazi
Sydney
2λчиэλ
+783|7046|Reykjavík, Iceland.
Negative, I don't want to see any fat Swedish chicks! They are perfect as they are now.
LostFate
Same shit, Different Arsehole
+95|6688|England
i think not, the "United Kingdom" are good friends with the united states as are most of Europe but we will never join you thats just stupid Europe is just as much a super power as the us is why would we need to join you?
Kmar
Truth is my Bitch
+5,695|6803|132 and Bush

samfink wrote:

lets get one thing striaght. the US primarily owes it's existaence to england, as they were the owners of the original colonies. what nationality were the colonists before the S came inot being? english. and it's more likely the EU annexes the US.
Lets get one thing straight Americans live in the present, not 230 years ago. We acquired our independence at the cost of many and I doubt anyone would be willing to relive the past. We took freedom and became our own sovereign nation and we are currently a HyperPower . I respect European nations and would not suggest they merge with us either. We must appreciate our differences and work together.
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Hurricane
Banned
+1,153|6833|Washington, DC

UON wrote:

Actually the experts I talked to say that the US will be bankrupt in a couple of years and totally fall apart... they'll be begging for medical supplies, and we'll be like "remember a certain tea party? fuck you", and they'll be "pleeeeeeeeeease" and we'll be like "no", and the Christians will take over England and they'll be fascist militia on the streets of London and the government will kill loads of people with bio weapons tests and blame it on terrorists and then this dude will make everyone rise up against the government and then everyone in England will be happy and most Americans will be dead or dying, then we might allow them to buy some medicine if they become a colony again and pay taxes to the Crown and everyone will happy because Americans can't handle independance due to lack of foresight and England likes oppressing people but would rather they were in another country, especially as it hasn't had much of chance lately thank you very much.



edit: The US is the national equivalent of Enron... destined to become a shell....
You win the award of "Longest Motherfucking Run-On Sentence in the History of the English Language."

And I just have a sinking feeling that people would rise up against the Nazis if they did overrun Europe. Be it the Europeans themselves or if some Euros got aid from other countries, Nazi Germany would eventually lose its grip.
LostFate
Same shit, Different Arsehole
+95|6688|England
when WW3 starts we will all be joined to form one big hyper power anyway!
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|6824|London, England
Should Europe join the United States?
...Pff....The United States should join Europe.

delta4bravo*nl*
Dutch Delight
+68|6955
The US has no economy, it is solely dependent on oil and China's cheap stuff....
THE USA = FAKE
Fancy_Pollux
Connoisseur of Fine Wine
+1,306|6849

delta4bravo*nl* wrote:

The US has no economy, it is solely dependent on oil and China's cheap stuff....
THE USA = FAKE
FourthHorseman
Member
+36|6659|TX
This is the most retarded political idea I have ever heard of. Seriously...why in the hell would ANY sovereign nation really want to be part of the US?
Kmar
Truth is my Bitch
+5,695|6803|132 and Bush

Fancy_Pollux wrote:

delta4bravo*nl* wrote:

The US has no economy, it is solely dependent on oil and China's cheap stuff....
THE USA = FAKE
lol.. funny huh
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^*AlphA*^
F*ckers
+3,135|6941|The Hague, Netherlands

Uhm no
https://bf3s.com/sigs/36eac2cb6af70a43508fd8d1c93d3201f4e23435.png
James-M-II
Member
+13|6571|ENGLAND

Fancy_Pollux wrote:

Most experts agree that over the next few years, most European countries will have been annexed by the United States. The main reason most European countries have already agreed to their statehood within the United States is due to the obvious economic benefits. However, when this happens, do you think European culture will begin to lose its uniqueness as it is absorbed into the US melting pot? Although this is inevitable, I will still ask for your opinion anyway. Do you think this should happen, and why or why not?
and what experts are these mate? shut up, your talking bollocks
Kmar
Truth is my Bitch
+5,695|6803|132 and Bush

^*AlphA*^ wrote:

Uhm no
The United States has the largest national economy in the world. Yea funny.
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adam1503
Member
+85|6591|Manchester, UK

Fancy_Pollux wrote:

Most experts agree that over the next few years, most European countries will have been annexed by the United States. The main reason most European countries have already agreed to their statehood within the United States is due to the obvious economic benefits. However, when this happens, do you think European culture will begin to lose its uniqueness as it is absorbed into the US melting pot? Although this is inevitable, I will still ask for your opinion anyway. Do you think this should happen, and why or why not?
I have a few questions:

1. Do you have anything to back up your claim that Europe will be annexed by the US?
2. What economic benefits? Benefits for Europe? HA! The dollar is worth half as much as the pound sterling, and the euro isnt far off that mark too.  It has been in the news that it looks like the US is on the verge of a recession, why would we join a country on the verge of a recession?
3. What the hell do you mean "annexed"?  Because when you say "annexed" it sounds like you mean they will be taken by force.  That is what the word means... but is that what you mean?

As for your question, I dont think this will ever happen, and it never should.  It is a shame that the US thinks it runs the rest of the world, it is such a young country.  And with regards to our culture (I can only speak for British culture, being British), I think that the American walk of life has contaminated our own culture enough already and it would only be detrimental if it was allowed to do so even more.  So, no, it shouldn't happen and it won't happen.


And if it does, I'll eat my hat.
Smally85
Member
+0|6929|Plymouth UK
Just out of interest, which experts all agree that this will happen in the next few years, and also what is their area of expertise? Funny Topics for Forums?
Sgt_Sieg
"Bow Chicka Bow Wow." The correct way.
+89|6977

CameronPoe wrote:

Mushroomcar wrote:

Well i think that us maybe would join eu?
Think if we worked togheter.
Thanks but no thanks. Socialism FTW! No rampant capitalism here TKVM! I enjoy my superior standard of living and won't give it up without a fight!
<3 Capitalism
evilcartman99
The Octagon
+18|6615|da ville, va
I think we all can agree that the US should at the very least annex Canada.
^*AlphA*^
F*ckers
+3,135|6941|The Hague, Netherlands

Kmarion wrote:

^*AlphA*^ wrote:

Uhm no
The United States has the largest national economy in the world. Yea funny.
here is a cookie
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James-M-II
Member
+13|6571|ENGLAND
if europe joined the usa, there would be over a billion more fast food restaurants, everyone would gain 4kg, and we would all be oil mad
Fancy_Pollux
Connoisseur of Fine Wine
+1,306|6849
For those of you who live in Europe, do you want your current Prime Minister/President to have a seat in the US Senate or do you have a different nominee in mind?
James-M-II
Member
+13|6571|ENGLAND
again, why would we want a seat in the us senate...? im just so happy your so called president is going. ive never seen anyone talk so much bollocks or lie so much on international tv
Fancy_Pollux
Connoisseur of Fine Wine
+1,306|6849

James-M-II wrote:

again, why would we want a seat in the us senate...? im just so happy your so called president is going. ive never seen anyone talk so much bollocks or lie so much on international tv
Each state gets 2 seats in the senate.
Kmar
Truth is my Bitch
+5,695|6803|132 and Bush

^*AlphA*^ wrote:

Kmarion wrote:

^*AlphA*^ wrote:

Uhm no
The United States has the largest national economy in the world. Yea funny.
here is a cookie
I guess I might say that if I had no reply.
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