Poll

Should Europe join the United States?

Yes23%23% - 97
No76%76% - 308
Total: 405
Fancy_Pollux
Connoisseur of Fine Wine
+1,306|6849
Most experts agree that over the next few years, most European countries will have been annexed by the United States. The main reason most European countries have already agreed to their statehood within the United States is due to the obvious economic benefits. However, when this happens, do you think European culture will begin to lose its uniqueness as it is absorbed into the US melting pot? Although this is inevitable, I will still ask for your opinion anyway. Do you think this should happen, and why or why not?

Last edited by Fancy_Pollux (2006-12-14 13:38:52)

l41e
Member
+677|6851

OooooooOOOOOOhh.

/puts popcorn in microwave
Miller
IT'S MILLER TIME!
+271|6958|United States of America
Everyone is welcome here (legally), and if we annex the countries, they should still have their history and culture at all times.
Brasso
member
+1,549|6833

Hah!  You think we (the U.S.) would let them?  We're too full of ourselves.
"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"
CameronPoe
Member
+2,925|6758
Given the immense culture gulf between the two regions I think it would be the least workable thing on the planet. There is internal bickering within the EU even. There is also an overwhelming amount of anti-American sentiment in Europe at the moment, sadly mainly down to Bush & co. If the US cleans up their act on the international front I wouldn't be averse to some forms of co-operation but Europe will always be sovereign, independent and stand up for what they believe is right (except for the UK and for corrupt leaders like Berlusconi). Europeans don't like the current direction the US are heading. They'd probably secretly admit to prefer getting into bed with China than they would with the US. This may change depending on whether the neo-con movement peters out.

In short, ludicrous, pathetic, unworkable idea. The bridges between our regions are currently smoldering away and it's gonna take a while to mend em. But a nice attempt at a flamefest.

I also don't know how Americans would be able to cope with so many newly fellowed citizens looking down on them and their lack of culture/refinement. Because let's face it: Europeans are snooty and believe themselves to be superior to Americans. I believe we're all equal but the fact of the matter is that that sentiment exists and is quite prevalent.

Europeans enjoy:

21-30 days annual leave a year + ~10 national holidays;
Steady economic growth;
High quality of life/standard of living due to generous social welfare, education and healthcare programs;
A culture that is based around 'working to live' rather than 'living to work';
Decent food;
Relatively small gaps between rich and poor;
Negligible levels of comparative gun and drug-related crime;
Beautiful architecture;
A long rich and varied history.

In a few words: the way it should be.

Last edited by CameronPoe (2006-12-14 13:31:32)

Mushroomcar
I L0v3 C4k3
+18|6922|Sweden
Well i think that us maybe would join eu?
Think if we worked togheter.
Fancy_Pollux
Connoisseur of Fine Wine
+1,306|6849

Mushroomcar wrote:

Well i think that us maybe would join eu?
Think if we worked togheter.
No. The United States is not joining the EU. European nations will become states within the United States. They will pay taxes and build American football stadiums. I can't wait to see the Miami Dolphins play in England and Ireland.

Last edited by Fancy_Pollux (2006-12-14 13:25:03)

CameronPoe
Member
+2,925|6758

Mushroomcar wrote:

Well i think that us maybe would join eu?
Think if we worked togheter.
Thanks but no thanks. Socialism FTW! No rampant capitalism here TKVM! I enjoy my superior standard of living and won't give it up without a fight!

Last edited by CameronPoe (2006-12-14 13:25:06)

BeerzGod
Hooray Beer!
+94|6773|United States
I voted no for the simple reason that the US has enough internal problems to deal with without adding European countries to the equation. We all know how fucked up you Europeans are.
Dr_3V|L
Member
+51|6928|Twente, The Netherlands
Haha, Europe joins the US. Not in my lifetime
BeerzGod
Hooray Beer!
+94|6773|United States
It makes sense that they eventually would though. I mean come on... there wouldn't even be European countries if it wasn't for the US.
Hurricane
Banned
+1,153|6833|Washington, DC

We ought to fix the problems in the United States BEFORE annexing the EU and also trying to fix THEIR problems. That's already been delayed at least 2 years until we get a new President in who has more brain power than a walnut.

edit: How would there not be European countries? If anything, the US wouldn't exist if it weren't for a certain European country named France.

Last edited by Hurricane (2006-12-14 13:30:49)

CameronPoe
Member
+2,925|6758

BeerzGod wrote:

It makes sense that they eventually would though. I mean come on... there wouldn't even be European countries if it wasn't for the US.
Hahahaha.
There wouldn't be a US if it wasn't for Europe!
CameronPoe
Member
+2,925|6758
I love Pollux' opener: "Most experts agree..." It's soooo Fox.
Brasso
member
+1,549|6833

CameronPoe wrote:

BeerzGod wrote:

It makes sense that they eventually would though. I mean come on... there wouldn't even be European countries if it wasn't for the US.
Hahahaha.
There wouldn't be a US if it wasn't for Europe!
Lol, CamPoe's right.  How ignorant could you be to say there wouldn't be European countries if it weren't for the US?  The US won its independance in 1776 from......Britain.  And the continent that Britain is on is..........Europe.
"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"
Miller
IT'S MILLER TIME!
+271|6958|United States of America

CameronPoe wrote:

BeerzGod wrote:

It makes sense that they eventually would though. I mean come on... there wouldn't even be European countries if it wasn't for the US.
Hahahaha.
There wouldn't be a US if it wasn't for Europe!
The world goes round...
Kmar
Truth is my Bitch
+5,695|6803|132 and Bush

No thanks I enjoy my SUV and daily bathing. (Joke)
Xbone Stormsurgezz
Miller
IT'S MILLER TIME!
+271|6958|United States of America

CameronPoe wrote:

I love Pollux' opener: "Most experts agree..." It's soooo Fox.
Most experts agree... might want to show the rest of that sentence, then it makes sense why that was said.
JahManRed
wank
+646|6830|IRELAND

If ever a thread needed the "fuck you" vote option this is it..........
Miller
IT'S MILLER TIME!
+271|6958|United States of America

JahManRed wrote:

If ever a thread needed the "fuck you" vote option this is it..........
Of course this would be it.  Everyone hates France, that's the only reason I voted no.  And for those of you that love world peace themes, wouldn't seperation of things just make everything worse than it is rather than coming together to solve problems?
samfink
Member
+31|6758
lets get one thing striaght. the US primarily owes it's existaence to england, as they were the owners of the original colonies. what nationality were the colonists before the S came inot being? english. and it's more likely the EU annexes the US.
apollo_fi
The Flying Kalakukko.
+94|6733|The lunar module
Voted yes.

...because it would be uber satisfying to see Brussels as the US capital, Euro as the currency and French as the newly appointed official language of the nation

typo. edit.

Last edited by apollo_fi (2006-12-14 13:41:32)

Hurricane
Banned
+1,153|6833|Washington, DC

apollo_fi wrote:

Voted yes.

...because it would be uber satisying to see Brussels as the US capital, Euro as the currency and French as the newly appointed official language of the nation
That would be dank. And the EU flag is awesome.
Drakef
Cheeseburger Logicist
+117|6564|Vancouver
Should Europe join the United States?

Should hell freeze over?
BeerzGod
Hooray Beer!
+94|6773|United States
I'm talking about a certain World War. So yeah, France helped us win our independence once... then we turned around and saved every country over there from zee Germans, then we helped rebuild every country over there that was destroyed. Given, it was to our benefit aswell because they probably would have pushed our way eventually, but be happy your not blonde-haired blue-eyed nazi's.

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