Don't eat soy because it makes you gay.
Oh but soy sauce is OK because it's fermented. But no tofu.
This explains why per-capita homosexuality in Asia is astronomically higher than it is in the West.
Wait, it's not?
Oh.
Oh but soy sauce is OK because it's fermented. But no tofu.
This explains why per-capita homosexuality in Asia is astronomically higher than it is in the West.
Wait, it's not?
Oh.