?? How did you even find out that he was quoting..SuperSlowYo wrote:
congrats on being unoriginal, i love ppl that quote tshirts its always so clever... http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product … ductid=252heggs wrote:
heh, i like my coffee like i like my women, ground up and in the freezer.White-Fusion wrote:
he will track her down and cut her up... dont
maybe its her way to show love....
Usque Ad Finem
Well s'cuze me my relationship policeman. Difference between me and Pollux is that I didnt make this up, its true. Plus, if you think farting infront of a girl is a good first impression then by all means be my guest. Just shows your socail skills are off.Swiss wrote:
Alright, +1 already for the "sexy time" comment... Anyway i don't post much, but at first i thought this was another lame attempt at a Fancy-Pollux story. If it is, not funny. if it isn't, as one guy stated above, if you can't get your head round the fact that everybody farts, then you probably don't deserve a girl like her. Way to kill an attraction. Moron.
cause im freakin brilliant like that...lastr0 wrote:
?? How did you even find out that he was quoting..SuperSlowYo wrote:
congrats on being unoriginal, i love ppl that quote tshirts its always so clever... http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product … ductid=252heggs wrote:
heh, i like my coffee like i like my women, ground up and in the freezer.
Crazy Americans..lol.SuperSlowYo wrote:
cause im freakin brilliant like that...lastr0 wrote:
?? How did you even find out that he was quoting..SuperSlowYo wrote:
congrats on being unoriginal, i love ppl that quote tshirts its always so clever... http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product … ductid=252
What, and you've never had one that made its way out unintentionally? Obviously she was embarrassed by the situation. This obviously shows your complete lack of maturity, and if anything, she is the lucky one in that you won't be around any more...teddy..jimmy wrote:
Well s'cuze me my relationship policeman. Difference between me and Pollux is that I didnt make this up, its true. Plus, if you think farting infront of a girl is a good first impression then by all means be my guest. Just shows your socail skills are off.Swiss wrote:
Alright, +1 already for the "sexy time" comment... Anyway i don't post much, but at first i thought this was another lame attempt at a Fancy-Pollux story. If it is, not funny. if it isn't, as one guy stated above, if you can't get your head round the fact that everybody farts, then you probably don't deserve a girl like her. Way to kill an attraction. Moron.
First impression? Did I even say that? No. Stop putting words in my mouth. Besides, you'd said yourself you'd been flirting with her and stuff. Where's this first impression shit coming from? RIIIIGHT, i think i get it, you're still in high school or something. I never said i thought farting made a "good" first impression...CHRIST stop making up shit, you're just like fancy. I simply said that if a fart throws you off completely, then you need to rethink your ideals. Moron x 2,..teddy..jimmy wrote:
Well s'cuze me my relationship policeman. Difference between me and Pollux is that I didnt make this up, its true. Plus, if you think farting infront of a girl is a good first impression then by all means be my guest. Just shows your socail skills are off.Swiss wrote:
Alright, +1 already for the "sexy time" comment... Anyway i don't post much, but at first i thought this was another lame attempt at a Fancy-Pollux story. If it is, not funny. if it isn't, as one guy stated above, if you can't get your head round the fact that everybody farts, then you probably don't deserve a girl like her. Way to kill an attraction. Moron.
You drop her over a fart when she's "hot, intelligent, funny, has an excellent personality"?!?!
*points and laughs at OP*
Try marriage on for size and get back to me. One fart is nothing. Wait til she rips one off in the car and doesn't have the courtesy to roll down the window and then blames it on the baby's diaper! ROFLMAO
*points and laughs at OP*
Try marriage on for size and get back to me. One fart is nothing. Wait til she rips one off in the car and doesn't have the courtesy to roll down the window and then blames it on the baby's diaper! ROFLMAO
he buddy see on the side where it says from??? i realise your probably new and all cause you got 0 karma... but come on its time to pay attention lil cowpokelastr0 wrote:
Crazy Americans..lol.SuperSlowYo wrote:
cause im freakin brilliant like that...lastr0 wrote:
?? How did you even find out that he was quoting..
Worked for me. She opened the door with the first one and I blew it off the hinges since then. Beans, beans, the music fruit . . .Sondernkommando wrote:
Plus, this plays well with Relationship Fart Rule #1 - you can't fart in front of her until she farts in front of you.
"beans beans are good for your heart, the more you eat, the more you fart. The more you fart, the better you feel, so eat beans for every meal"
If this story is true, then LMAO.
Seriously tho, dumping a hot, intelligent and funny chick cause she farted is wrong. Dumping a hot, intelligent and funny chick when she farted while you we're doing the 69....thats different.
Seriously tho, dumping a hot, intelligent and funny chick cause she farted is wrong. Dumping a hot, intelligent and funny chick when she farted while you we're doing the 69....thats different.
It would be a shame to let her go for just that. You have to be the gentleman, tell her you fart all the time. You look like an ass but she will love you for it
God damn thats hot!Teebaggs1 wrote:
If this story is true, then LMAO.
Seriously tho, dumping a hot, intelligent and funny chick cause she farted is wrong. Dumping a hot, intelligent and funny chick when she farted while you we're doing the 69....thats different.
I'll have to tell ym Gf about that one.
Thanks for the woody
he's been to that site before. there are some other rather offensive and interesting shirts on that site.SuperSlowYo wrote:
cause im freakin brilliant like that...lastr0 wrote:
?? How did you even find out that he was quoting..SuperSlowYo wrote:
congrats on being unoriginal, i love ppl that quote tshirts its always so clever... http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product … ductid=252
and i wasn't trying to be original, most people have heard that one.
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go on and date her.... as long as she doesn´t fart in bed, while you are eating her....
Did Fancy_Pollux encourage you to share this lame story? I bet he wrote it.
Did I say I wasnt in high school. I am 17, and yes a fart does throw me off completely which I have obviously stated. READSwiss wrote:
First impression? Did I even say that? No. Stop putting words in my mouth. Besides, you'd said yourself you'd been flirting with her and stuff. Where's this first impression shit coming from? RIIIIGHT, i think i get it, you're still in high school or something. I never said i thought farting made a "good" first impression...CHRIST stop making up shit, you're just like fancy. I simply said that if a fart throws you off completely, then you need to rethink your ideals. Moron x 2,..teddy..jimmy wrote:
Well s'cuze me my relationship policeman. Difference between me and Pollux is that I didnt make this up, its true. Plus, if you think farting infront of a girl is a good first impression then by all means be my guest. Just shows your socail skills are off.Swiss wrote:
Alright, +1 already for the "sexy time" comment... Anyway i don't post much, but at first i thought this was another lame attempt at a Fancy-Pollux story. If it is, not funny. if it isn't, as one guy stated above, if you can't get your head round the fact that everybody farts, then you probably don't deserve a girl like her. Way to kill an attraction. Moron.
Although it's probably been said.
Hello Fancy_Polluxs estranged cousin.
Hello Fancy_Polluxs estranged cousin.
She owned you !!!11
Are you seriously thinking of not asking this girl out just because she farted? If you had farted accidentally, wouldn't you still want to be with this girl?..teddy..jimmy wrote:
I dont know her last name. I would have found it out had she not gone and farted her chances away. She went to Midstuen
BUAHAHAHAHAHAAA! Direct nostril injection!Teebaggs1 wrote:
If this story is true, then LMAO.
Seriously tho, dumping a hot, intelligent and funny chick cause she farted is wrong. Dumping a hot, intelligent and funny chick when she farted while you we're doing the 69....thats different.
Ask her out anyway. By doing that you'll score extra points in the long run by not being some perfection seeking dipshit.
And for the record, I live with my girlfriend....
And for the record, I live with my girlfriend....
That would turn me off too, one time I met this chick, she came to my place. When we woke up in the morning we were talking.. She just farts out of the blue and laughs about it like it was some hysterical joke, I was like UHHHHHHHHH well I have some things to do so we gotta get up and you must leave. Never spoke with her again.
Well, life can be a bitch. Learn to deal with it and get on. I would have personally just laughed and forgotten about it. But that is just me. Unlucky Teddy.