R.I.P. What created God? R.I.P.
We are here today to remember the "What created God?" thread. No one ever liked him, many hated him and most would say that his life was meaningless and worthless. The only thing really worth mentioning in the course of the pathetic life of this sad, sad thread was it's untimely demise at the hands of the dreaded "lolcats disease", which has claimed a many of innocent threads before their time. Not saying that this thread was innocent or untimely, but still, lolcats is a dangerous and deadly disease. May this threads soul rest in ever lasting peace. In your name we pray, Amen.
What created God?
(b) November 25, 2006 18:13:59 -- (d) November 26, 2006 03:00:57
We are here today to remember the "What created God?" thread. No one ever liked him, many hated him and most would say that his life was meaningless and worthless. The only thing really worth mentioning in the course of the pathetic life of this sad, sad thread was it's untimely demise at the hands of the dreaded "lolcats disease", which has claimed a many of innocent threads before their time. Not saying that this thread was innocent or untimely, but still, lolcats is a dangerous and deadly disease. May this threads soul rest in ever lasting peace. In your name we pray, Amen.
What created God?
(b) November 25, 2006 18:13:59 -- (d) November 26, 2006 03:00:57
Cougar wrote:
R.I.P. What created God? R.I.P.
We are here today to remember the "What created God?" thread. No one ever liked him, many hated him and most would say that his life was meaningless and worthless. The only thing really worth mentioning in the course of the pathetic life of this sad, sad thread was it's untimely demise at the hands of the dreaded "lolcats disease", which has claimed a many of innocent threads before their time. Not saying that this thread was innocent or untimely, but still, lolcats is a dangerous and deadly disease. May this threads soul rest in ever lasting peace. In your name we pray, Amen.
What created God?
(b) November 25, 2006 18:13:59 -- (d) November 26, 2006 03:00:57
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Congratulatioins to Fenris_GreyClaw who delivered the final blow to this pitiful thread.
The paradox is only a conflict between reality and your feeling what reality ought to be.
~ Richard Feynman
~ Richard Feynman
What do i win?
FINISH HIM!
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FATALITY, Mmmmmmmonster Kill
The rights to not use my Ha! Ha! image. All karma recieved from that image must be paid back twicefold to SarrkFenris_GreyClaw wrote:
What do i win?
Oops, I karmd teddy..jimmy but pressed enter before I could type a message
The paradox is only a conflict between reality and your feeling what reality ought to be.
~ Richard Feynman
~ Richard Feynman
i shall use, teh UberGun0rz!
o rly? i only got 1 karma from that, and i think it was from you.Sarrk wrote:
The rights to not use my Ha! Ha! image. All karma recieved from that image must be paid back twicefold to SarrkFenris_GreyClaw wrote:
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OH NOEZ NOT TEHRRR TAPZ!!!!Fenris_GreyClaw wrote:
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i shall use, teh UberGun0rz!
The paradox is only a conflict between reality and your feeling what reality ought to be.
~ Richard Feynman
~ Richard Feynman
P@P0rKliPz!!!Spark wrote:
OH NOEZ NOT TEHRRR TAPZ!!!!Fenris_GreyClaw wrote:
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i shall use, teh UberGun0rz!
Not gonna read this whole thread, so sorry if what im about to say has already been covered, but here it goes.
I personally do not feel that organized religion is a good thing in the least. Most major conflicts over the course of human existance as far as recorded history goes have been over religion in one way or another. Religion has been a tool or reason for people to go to war, kill their fellow man, all in the name of some still unseen being called God. The Bible is a load of shit, and is basically comprosied of the fact that Jesus' body vanished. WHAT FUCKIN TOOL WENT "GOD MUST HAVE TAKEN HIM BACK TO HEAVEN"??? Boggles the mind how the need for humanity to explain away misfortunates paves the way for an entire way of life for a huge portion of the worlds populace. People will reach out to god when they feel they have nothing left, but when their prayers go unanswered, they say "It wasn't God's will", and when they do, they attribute their positive turn of events not on some earthly reason but because of a miracle. pshhhh
I don't need a book to tell me how to be a good person and live a good life. There is a basic unilateral understanding of wrong and right (barring hitler and other psychotic sociopaths), and I feel if there truly IS a god out there, then he wont care that I didnt adhere to the 10 almighty rules of rightful living, but will accept me into his good graces under the pretense that I did the best I could with what I had when I could do it.
peace
I personally do not feel that organized religion is a good thing in the least. Most major conflicts over the course of human existance as far as recorded history goes have been over religion in one way or another. Religion has been a tool or reason for people to go to war, kill their fellow man, all in the name of some still unseen being called God. The Bible is a load of shit, and is basically comprosied of the fact that Jesus' body vanished. WHAT FUCKIN TOOL WENT "GOD MUST HAVE TAKEN HIM BACK TO HEAVEN"??? Boggles the mind how the need for humanity to explain away misfortunates paves the way for an entire way of life for a huge portion of the worlds populace. People will reach out to god when they feel they have nothing left, but when their prayers go unanswered, they say "It wasn't God's will", and when they do, they attribute their positive turn of events not on some earthly reason but because of a miracle. pshhhh
I don't need a book to tell me how to be a good person and live a good life. There is a basic unilateral understanding of wrong and right (barring hitler and other psychotic sociopaths), and I feel if there truly IS a god out there, then he wont care that I didnt adhere to the 10 almighty rules of rightful living, but will accept me into his good graces under the pretense that I did the best I could with what I had when I could do it.
peace
hope for the thread yet?Eugefunk84 wrote:
Not gonna read this whole thread, so sorry if what im about to say has already been covered, but here it goes.
I personally do not feel that organized religion is a good thing in the least. Most major conflicts over the course of human existance as far as recorded history goes have been over religion in one way or another. Religion has been a tool or reason for people to go to war, kill their fellow man, all in the name of some still unseen being called God. The Bible is a load of shit, and is basically comprosied of the fact that Jesus' body vanished. WHAT FUCKIN TOOL WENT "GOD MUST HAVE TAKEN HIM BACK TO HEAVEN"??? Boggles the mind how the need for humanity to explain away misfortunates paves the way for an entire way of life for a huge portion of the worlds populace. People will reach out to god when they feel they have nothing left, but when their prayers go unanswered, they say "It wasn't God's will", and when they do, they attribute their positive turn of events not on some earthly reason but because of a miracle. pshhhh
I don't need a book to tell me how to be a good person and live a good life. There is a basic unilateral understanding of wrong and right (barring hitler and other psychotic sociopaths), and I feel if there truly IS a god out there, then he wont care that I didnt adhere to the 10 almighty rules of rightful living, but will accept me into his good graces under the pretense that I did the best I could with what I had when I could do it.
peace
Personally i couldnt care less for the topic - but i will fight its cause. fucking lolcats.
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Show me it.Fenris_GreyClaw wrote:
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i shall use, teh UberGun0rz!o rly? i only got 1 karma from that, and i think it was from you.Sarrk wrote:
The rights to not use my Ha! Ha! image. All karma recieved from that image must be paid back twicefold to SarrkFenris_GreyClaw wrote:
What do i win?
I'm already digesting this thread after cooking and eating it. The only hope this thread has is to become a solid turd instead of a wet, splattery diarrhea shit.Iron_Sentinel wrote:
hope for the thread yet?Eugefunk84 wrote:
Not gonna read this whole thread, so sorry if what im about to say has already been covered, but here it goes.
I personally do not feel that organized religion is a good thing in the least. Most major conflicts over the course of human existance as far as recorded history goes have been over religion in one way or another. Religion has been a tool or reason for people to go to war, kill their fellow man, all in the name of some still unseen being called God. The Bible is a load of shit, and is basically comprosied of the fact that Jesus' body vanished. WHAT FUCKIN TOOL WENT "GOD MUST HAVE TAKEN HIM BACK TO HEAVEN"??? Boggles the mind how the need for humanity to explain away misfortunates paves the way for an entire way of life for a huge portion of the worlds populace. People will reach out to god when they feel they have nothing left, but when their prayers go unanswered, they say "It wasn't God's will", and when they do, they attribute their positive turn of events not on some earthly reason but because of a miracle. pshhhh
I don't need a book to tell me how to be a good person and live a good life. There is a basic unilateral understanding of wrong and right (barring hitler and other psychotic sociopaths), and I feel if there truly IS a god out there, then he wont care that I didnt adhere to the 10 almighty rules of rightful living, but will accept me into his good graces under the pretense that I did the best I could with what I had when I could do it.
peace
Personally i couldnt care less for the topic - but i will fight its cause. fucking lolcats.
RoflCombustion.
Cant argue against that. May it digest in peace. lolcats does it again.Cougar wrote:
I'm already digesting this thread after cooking and eating it. The only hope this thread has is to become a solid turd instead of a wet, splattery diarrhea shit.Iron_Sentinel wrote:
hope for the thread yet?Eugefunk84 wrote:
Not gonna read this whole thread, so sorry if what im about to say has already been covered, but here it goes.
I personally do not feel that organized religion is a good thing in the least. Most major conflicts over the course of human existance as far as recorded history goes have been over religion in one way or another. Religion has been a tool or reason for people to go to war, kill their fellow man, all in the name of some still unseen being called God. The Bible is a load of shit, and is basically comprosied of the fact that Jesus' body vanished. WHAT FUCKIN TOOL WENT "GOD MUST HAVE TAKEN HIM BACK TO HEAVEN"??? Boggles the mind how the need for humanity to explain away misfortunates paves the way for an entire way of life for a huge portion of the worlds populace. People will reach out to god when they feel they have nothing left, but when their prayers go unanswered, they say "It wasn't God's will", and when they do, they attribute their positive turn of events not on some earthly reason but because of a miracle. pshhhh
I don't need a book to tell me how to be a good person and live a good life. There is a basic unilateral understanding of wrong and right (barring hitler and other psychotic sociopaths), and I feel if there truly IS a god out there, then he wont care that I didnt adhere to the 10 almighty rules of rightful living, but will accept me into his good graces under the pretense that I did the best I could with what I had when I could do it.
peace
Personally i couldnt care less for the topic - but i will fight its cause. fucking lolcats.
it didnt have much substance in the first place anyway - which probably means youre still hungry and its gonna be a floater...
Seriously, if you want to debate creationism, go find one of the many threads on the subject in the D&ST forum, or dig up that 50 page thread.
The paradox is only a conflict between reality and your feeling what reality ought to be.
~ Richard Feynman
~ Richard Feynman
God = personification. Isn't that Sartre? But yes. I find that a great add to my response..RedTwizzler wrote:
I concur.D34TH_D34L3R wrote:
Exactly.Pernicious544 wrote:
Man created god because of his insecurity.
People reach out to faith in times of despair.
It is faith (no matter what faith) that gets people through those times.
So man created God, for he will watch over them and lead them through times of despair.
Of course since man has created God, many of the despair is caused by this belief man has created.
Would also be the reason why less and less people in the Western world believe in God.
They don't longer need a God to believe in, since they don't know 'real' despair.
God is a personification of the hope for a new, better future. There is the ideal belief of being protected from evil and watched over, as well as the idea of having a better place to go to after death.
That's a good point about lack of Western devotion to God. As an athiest, I firmly agree. The reason that God is either not believed in or is only believed in when convienient ("I'm a devout Catholic... Unless you catch me while I'm drinking, gambling, or swearing at the TV...") is because Western society in general doesn't need that personification.
+1
QFE!mikeyb118 wrote:
Mummy God and Daddy God
God was created in a Chemists just outside Slough. He was actually intended to be a new adult version of Calpol but they got the ingredients a bit muddled.
What created God?
Nothing!
God has always existed, therefore was never created.
Nothing!
God has always existed, therefore was never created.
Sarrk wrote:
FINISH HIM!
FATALITY, Mmmmmmmonster Kill
