'Is that a unicorn'
pointing at a white horse.
pointing at a white horse.
"where is your heart located"
Try the other entranceKurazoo wrote:
"Your always putting it in there!"
/facepalmTrashBlinD wrote:
Srsly. Tell us.Bf2-GeneralArnott wrote:
Well? Would it?Alone+EasyTarget wrote:
"would a fish die if you put it in orange juice?"
What's yo problim ?{B-T}<babacanosh> wrote:
/facepalmTrashBlinD wrote:
Srsly. Tell us.Bf2-GeneralArnott wrote:
Well? Would it?
"Ah I saw that clock tower by that building, the one where the prime minister lives. Whats it called, big bill?"
I shit you not
I shit you not
no joke.
i know a girl who though Alaska was an island by Hawaii because that's where it is on the USA map...
/thread
i know a girl who though Alaska was an island by Hawaii because that's where it is on the USA map...
/thread
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After she did something particularly dumb:
Me: "Nice going Einstein"
Her: "Who's Einstein?"
Me: "Nice going Einstein"
Her: "Who's Einstein?"
It's amazing how retarded some girls are -.-mcgid1 wrote:
After she did something particularly dumb:
Me: "Nice going Einstein"
Her: "Who's Einstein?"
Geography class, 2 years ago.
Her: "Hey, I live in the south of my town, does that mean I'm closer to the southpole?"
Class: mass /facepalm
We also made her draw a map of the world. You had like the netherlands in the middle, super big with some kind of attatchment to it, and that was america. Under the netherlands was italy and somewhere in the corner there was an Island called Asia with the province of Africa in it.
I shit you not.
Her: "Hey, I live in the south of my town, does that mean I'm closer to the southpole?"
Class: mass /facepalm
We also made her draw a map of the world. You had like the netherlands in the middle, super big with some kind of attatchment to it, and that was america. Under the netherlands was italy and somewhere in the corner there was an Island called Asia with the province of Africa in it.
I shit you not.
inane little opines
OH MY FUCKING ROFLCOPTER LOLdayarath wrote:
Geography class, 2 years ago.
Her: "Hey, I live in the south of my town, does that mean I'm closer to the southpole?"
Class: mass /facepalm
We also made her draw a map of the world. You had like the netherlands in the middle, super big with some kind of attatchment to it, and that was america. Under the netherlands was italy and somewhere in the corner there was an Island called Asia with the province of Africa in it.
I shit you not.
YOU WIN THE INTERNET
What school do you attend, a mental asylum!?!Dragonclaw wrote:
OH MY FUCKING ROFLCOPTER LOLdayarath wrote:
Geography class, 2 years ago.
Her: "Hey, I live in the south of my town, does that mean I'm closer to the southpole?"
Class: mass /facepalm
We also made her draw a map of the world. You had like the netherlands in the middle, super big with some kind of attatchment to it, and that was america. Under the netherlands was italy and somewhere in the corner there was an Island called Asia with the province of Africa in it.
I shit you not.
YOU WIN THE INTERNET
Private school, school system here:avman633 wrote:
What school do you attend, a mental asylum!?!Dragonclaw wrote:
OH MY FUCKING ROFLCOPTER LOLdayarath wrote:
Geography class, 2 years ago.
Her: "Hey, I live in the south of my town, does that mean I'm closer to the southpole?"
Class: mass /facepalm
We also made her draw a map of the world. You had like the netherlands in the middle, super big with some kind of attatchment to it, and that was america. Under the netherlands was italy and somewhere in the corner there was an Island called Asia with the province of Africa in it.
I shit you not.
YOU WIN THE INTERNET
highschool consists out of 3 sub divisions
Vmbo - for less intelligent kids = 4 years edu
Havo - for moderately intelligent kids = 5 years edu
Vwo, this has two subdivisions: = 6 years edu
Atheneum - for intelligent kids
Gymnasium - for intelligent+ kids (highest highschool edu)
I dropped out of Gymnasium after 3 years (got stuck in 2nd year) (fucked up due to private reasons)
after some conversations with my mom, I got sent to a private school, in which I got to do Vmbo first, then Havo, then Atheneum - route appeared to be quicker, I'd also finish one year earlier than my previous classmates
So there I was, getting into Vmbo, thinking it couldn't be all that bad.
Then I met her.
Then my image of hope in humanity was destroyed.
She occasionally comes to me, saying shit like:
Her: "Hey, you're smart so you know alot of shit right - * told me unicorns are real, but I've never seen one in the zoo or on video, where can I watch them"
Me: /extreme facepalm
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inane little opines
lol if its a joke..i laughTrashBlinD wrote:
What's yo problim ?{B-T}<babacanosh> wrote:
/facepalmTrashBlinD wrote:
Srsly. Tell us.
if ur being serious we should make a thread on halirous bf2s quotes.
It wasn't directly said to me, but in school, this dumb bitch was asked the following:
Teacher: Who is Marco Polo?
Her: Is that a serious question? Obviously the guy who invented the pool game.
/doublefacepalm
Teacher: Who is Marco Polo?
Her: Is that a serious question? Obviously the guy who invented the pool game.
/doublefacepalm
When a girl says that you softly touch her arm, kinda pull her close and look her in the eye and whisper;Zimmer wrote:
"Can we just be friends"
Kthxbai.
/thread
" as long as I can put my &%@$ in your !*%^$ once in a while, sure. Otherwise..." and then shrug.
This just happened to me about 20 min ago.
I'm getting into my pickup truck when this random girl walks up to me:
Her: "Hey, why did you cut the roof off the back of your car?"
Me: /facehood
I'm getting into my pickup truck when this random girl walks up to me:
Her: "Hey, why did you cut the roof off the back of your car?"
Me: /facehood
This thread is made of win. Someone sticky it.
We had a girl who was born in Brazil, when asked where Brazil was she said "Right next to Portugal"
She also believed that penguins were actually arctic chickens and that nuclear fallout shelters were built entirely out of dirt.
Facepalm x infinity
She also believed that penguins were actually arctic chickens and that nuclear fallout shelters were built entirely out of dirt.
Facepalm x infinity
In biology class, girl sitting next to me "Is grass alive?" I tried explaining, but she couldn't accept that with no eyes or mouth that is was alive. I even tried comparing grass to trees and other plants but she still didn't get it.
when we we were talking about the cold war in history class,some girl asked "so when did the warm war happen?"
i was at a mall with this girl and we went a coach store (apparently thats a really nice brand) and shes like i have this purse and this purse and blah blah blah. and then shes like i have this one too but it falls over a lot i think it's broken.
"I miss beeing single"
Then a week after breaking up with me she starts dating a guy she met through me
Then a week after breaking up with me she starts dating a guy she met through me
Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue me
I honestly don't see it. I mean, come on. Orange juice is like 95% water, right? There should be plenty of oxygen in there for a fish to "breathe"... unless something in the oranges is toxic to the fish... I don't see why it would die. YOU don't die if I throw you into a pool of orange juice, do you?{B-T}<babacanosh> wrote:
lol if its a joke..i laughTrashBlinD wrote:
What's yo problim ?{B-T}<babacanosh> wrote:
/facepalm
if ur being serious we should make a thread on halirous bf2s quotes.
EDIT: I looked it up, orange juice is 88% water
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"If you want a vision of the future, imagine SecuROM slapping your face with its dick -- forever." -George Orwell
I don't know whether anyone has pointed this out but she's right to a degree, if you trim your hair it does in fact grow fasterLT.Victim wrote:
"I need to get my split ends cut so my hair will grow.."
"You know hair grows from your head not from the ends right?"
"Really?" - and she was serious.
I don't know why, but it does