The Official France Bashing Thread

2008-04-02 05:10:52

#126

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|6639|London, England

TSI wrote:
Nordemus wrote:
Can we bash Canadians here, aswell?
Funny. I'm a Canadian citizen. You want to bash me twice? imbécile.

French Canadian

I think Americans hate you guys more than Arabs (Americans have to hate someone otherwise they feel empty and their life has no meaning, that's why they had to hate the Russians, and now the Arabs and also Canadians/French people)

But they still hate Russians, they just add to the list.

2008-04-02 05:18:13

#127

CameronPoe: Member; +2,925|6574

Nicolas Sarkozy is a self-obsessed cunt.

2008-04-02 18:12:00

#128

TSI: Cholera in the time of love; +247|5999|Toronto

CameronPoe wrote:
Nicolas Sarkozy is a self-obsessed cunt.

Perfect! You guys should get along famously!

I like pie.

2008-04-02 18:15:29

#129

TSI: Cholera in the time of love; +247|5999|Toronto

Mek-Izzle wrote:
TSI wrote:
Nordemus wrote:
Can we bash Canadians here, aswell?
Funny. I'm a Canadian citizen. You want to bash me twice? imbécile.
French Canadian

I think Americans hate you guys more than Arabs (Americans have to hate someone otherwise they feel empty and their life has no meaning, that's why they had to hate the Russians, and now the Arabs and also Canadians/French people)

But they still hate Russians, they just add to the list.

Nope. French and Canadian. not French Canadian. That means Québecois, which I most certainly am not.

I like pie.

2008-04-02 19:34:43

#130

Shaguart: Titties; +56|6387|Calgary, Canada

There woman dont shave

2008-04-02 22:45:04

#131

{M5}Sniper3: Typical white person.; +389|6778|San Antonio, Texas

Shaguart wrote:
There woman dont shave

Every country has something wrong with their women.

France - Don't shave
England - Teeth
US - Fat cows

To name a few...

2008-04-02 23:17:00

#132

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6171|what

{M5}Sniper3 wrote:
Every country has something wrong with their women.

France - Don't shave
England - Teeth
US - Fat cows

Australia - Dumb blondes
Canada - Don't bathe
Mexico - Have facial hair
New Zealand - Are sheep

2008-04-04 12:22:00

#133

c14u53w172: Member; +31|6016|tomania

the most ugly "women" definitely live in the uk!

2008-04-04 12:24:54

#134

jord: Member; +2,382|6696|The North, beyond the wall.

c14u53w172 wrote:
the most ugly "women" definitely live in the uk!

German women don't shave. That's disgusting, they're like fucking cavemen. Every country has it's ugly looking women and most countries have good looking women. Apart from Middle Eastern countries.

2008-04-04 12:34:21

#135

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|6639|London, England

Don't know about that Jordan (lolol that's an ME country), plenty of Persian hotties but that's if you can see them without the bloody veils

2008-04-04 12:35:44

#136

jord: Member; +2,382|6696|The North, beyond the wall.

Mek-Izzle wrote:
Don't know about that Jordan (lolol that's an ME country), plenty of Persian hotties but that's if you can see them without the bloody veils

To each his own. I'm not the biggest fan of the Muslim women's appearance...

2008-04-04 12:51:34

#137

Dr.Red-Eye: fanneh; +64|6713|Ireland

france owns for skiing and snowbaording

but the italians have alot more fun on the slopes from my expericences

2008-04-04 12:53:36

#138

jord: Member; +2,382|6696|The North, beyond the wall.

Dr.Red-Eye wrote:
france owns

I'm gonna assume you're drunk right now and let you off.

2008-04-04 14:34:27

#139

c14u53w172: Member; +31|6016|tomania

jord wrote:
c14u53w172 wrote:
the most ugly "women" definitely live in the uk!
German women don't shave. That's disgusting, they're like fucking cavemen. Every country has it's ugly looking women and most countries have good looking women. Apart from Middle Eastern countries.

well, about 10 % of the german women are ugly, but about 90 % of all the british "women" are extremely ugly. that's the difference...

2008-04-04 14:42:45

#140

nukchebi0: Пушкин, наше всё; +387|6342|New Haven, CT

{M5}Sniper3 wrote:
Shaguart wrote:
There woman dont shave
Every country has something wrong with their women.

France - Don't shave
England - Teeth General appearance
US - Fat cows

To name a few...

Fixed.

2008-04-13 06:57:22

#141

Dilbert_X: The X stands for; +1,810|6124|eXtreme to the maX

Hey, I found a spy photo of the Canadian airforce

https://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj256/Dilbert_X/nye_jet.jpg

Русский военный корабль, иди на хуй!

2008-04-13 13:09:50

#142

The#1Spot: Member; +105|6558|byah

1914-1918 – World War I: The French have estimated that more than 75,000 French soldiers were casualties of friendly artillery in the four years of World War I.

Found on wiki.
/epic fail

2008-04-13 13:42:03

#143

mkxiii: online bf2s mek evasion; +509|6254|Uk

how many gears does a french tank have?

7

6 in reverse and 1 in case the enemies behind you.

2008-04-14 00:00:04

#144

The_Lance_117: CANADA STRONG; +110|5955|CANADA

Um, without the French the US would have lost the Revolution and the War of 1812.

2008-04-14 01:51:20

#145

FEOS: Bellicose Yankee Air Pirate; +1,182|6429|'Murka

The_Lance_117 wrote:
Um, without the French the US would have lost the Revolution and the War of 1812.

Both sides of the argument tend to lose their historical perspective at times.

Never let the facts stand in the way of a good joke.

Last edited by FEOS (2008-04-14 01:51:41)

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2008-04-14 01:52:38

#146

nukchebi0: Пушкин, наше всё; +387|6342|New Haven, CT

FEOS wrote:
The_Lance_117 wrote:
Um, without the French the US would have lost the Revolution and the War of 1812.
Both sides of the argument tend to lose their historical perspective at times.

Never let the facts stand in the way of a good joke.

And if we do want to get into this, there would have been no War of 1812 without France.

2008-04-20 17:01:32

#147

TSI: Cholera in the time of love; +247|5999|Toronto

A french joke:
After a napoleonic battle, the french have captured a British officer. The top general asks the brit, "Why do you have red coats in battle?"
The officer responds, "so you cannot tell whether you have shot us or not".
The general then turns to his aide-de-camp, and tells him, "From here on, all our officers are to wear brown pants into battle."

I like pie.

2008-04-20 17:11:50

#148

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6171|what

Raise your right hand if you like the French.... Raise both hands if you are French.

2008-04-20 17:16:07

#149

{B-T}<babacanosh>: Member; +31|6620

c14u53w172 wrote:
French Military History in a Nutshell

WWI: Tied and on the way to losing, France is saved by the CANADA!. Thousands of French women find out what it's like not only to sleep with a winner, but one who doesn't call her "Fraulein." Sadly, widespread use of condoms by American forces forestalls any improvement in the French bloodline.

.

Canada was considered the most elite fighting army of WWI. .

2008-04-20 17:32:02

#150

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6171|what

{B-T}<babacanosh> wrote:
Canada was considered the most elite fighting army of WWI. .

Are you serious. You know Australian infantry charged fortified trenches and machine gunners, on horseback and WON?

Look into the Charge of the Light Horse at the Battle for Beersheba.

https://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200710/r195753_744297.jpg

Last edited by TheAussieReaper (2008-04-20 17:33:11)

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Nordemus wrote:

CameronPoe wrote:

Mek-Izzle wrote:

TSI wrote:

Nordemus wrote:

Shaguart wrote:

{M5}Sniper3 wrote:

c14u53w172 wrote:

Mek-Izzle wrote:

Dr.Red-Eye wrote:

jord wrote:

c14u53w172 wrote:

{M5}Sniper3 wrote:

Shaguart wrote:

The_Lance_117 wrote:

FEOS wrote:

The_Lance_117 wrote:

c14u53w172 wrote:

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