Halp with asking for stuffs and stuff.

2008-03-17 15:37:27

#1

Funky_Finny: Banned; +456|6613|Carnoustie, Scotland

Well basically, me and a load of my mates are going camping on the 3rd of April.
There's going to be lots of booze, lots of fags, a few spliffs and plenty of shagging opertunities.

Heaven right???

I doubt my dad would see it that way, so how do I ask him if I can go?

2008-03-17 15:39:59

#2

ig: This topic seems to have no actual posts; +1,199|7003

dad, can i go camping?

2008-03-17 15:40:42

#3

Funky_Finny: Banned; +456|6613|Carnoustie, Scotland

I don't even think he'd let me go camping either. I'm basically looking for an excuse to stay away from home for a night.

2008-03-17 15:40:43

#4

Ollie: Formerly known as Larkin; +215|6465|Halifax, West Yorkshire

Nut him and steal his car keys. Job done.

Btw, take plenty of warm clothes. I went camping last week and it was cold as fuck...but we did have plenty of Mescaline to warm us up.

Last edited by Ollie (2008-03-17 15:41:53)

2008-03-17 15:41:19

#5

bugz: Fission Mailed; +3,311|6793

"Hey Dad, have you ever shagged someone in a canoe going down a river at 30 mph? cause I'd like to try it out on April 3rd."

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2008-03-17 15:42:03

#6

Funky_Finny: Banned; +456|6613|Carnoustie, Scotland

Knew I should have asked D&ST.

Fuck it I'll go with Igs idea.

2008-03-17 15:42:28

#7

SamTheMan:D: Banned; +856|6455|England

omg fags and spliffs are bad for your health

2008-03-17 15:43:19

#8

Ollie: Formerly known as Larkin; +215|6465|Halifax, West Yorkshire

SamTheMan:D wrote:
omg fags and spliffs are bad for your health

So is sitting at a computer for 16 hours a day but that dosn't bother you, right?

Last edited by Ollie (2008-03-17 15:43:31)

2008-03-17 15:45:06

#9

Funky_Finny: Banned; +456|6613|Carnoustie, Scotland

SamTheMan:D wrote:
omg fags and spliffs are bad for your health

They're fun though

"Dad, can I go camping?"
"Where when and with whom?"
"April 3rd, with my mates, and can't remember where.."
"No. Because you'll probably go buy a load of booze and get wasted."

He saw right through me

How do I convince him??

2008-03-17 15:47:56

#10

Ollie: Formerly known as Larkin; +215|6465|Halifax, West Yorkshire

Funky_Finny wrote:
SamTheMan:D wrote:
omg fags and spliffs are bad for your health
They're fun though

"Dad, can I go camping?"
"Where when and with whom?"
"April 3rd, with my mates, and can't remember where.."
"No. Because you'll probably go buy a load of booze and get wasted."

He saw right through me

How do I convince him??

Run away from home. Or get him dosed up on rohypnol and rape him run away.

2008-03-17 15:48:40

#11

Funky_Finny: Banned; +456|6613|Carnoustie, Scotland

Ollie wrote:
Funky_Finny wrote:
SamTheMan:D wrote:
omg fags and spliffs are bad for your health
They're fun though

"Dad, can I go camping?"
"Where when and with whom?"
"April 3rd, with my mates, and can't remember where.."
"No. Because you'll probably go buy a load of booze and get wasted."

He saw right through me

How do I convince him??
Run away from home. Or get him dosed up on rohypnol and rape him run away.

srs now.

2008-03-17 15:49:30

#12

bugz: Fission Mailed; +3,311|6793

Funky_Finny wrote:
Ollie wrote:
Funky_Finny wrote:

They're fun though

"Dad, can I go camping?"
"Where when and with whom?"
"April 3rd, with my mates, and can't remember where.."
"No. Because you'll probably go buy a load of booze and get wasted."

He saw right through me

How do I convince him??
Run away from home. Or get him dosed up on rohypnol and rape him run away.
srs now.

You don't, now that he already knows what your real plans are.

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2008-03-17 15:50:16

#13

Ollie: Formerly known as Larkin; +215|6465|Halifax, West Yorkshire

Funky_Finny wrote:
Ollie wrote:
Funky_Finny wrote:

They're fun though

"Dad, can I go camping?"
"Where when and with whom?"
"April 3rd, with my mates, and can't remember where.."
"No. Because you'll probably go buy a load of booze and get wasted."

He saw right through me

How do I convince him??
Run away from home. Or get him dosed up on rohypnol and rape him run away.
srs now.

The first bit was serious. Just sneak out, its the only way to do things. Honestly, if you don't do this you'll only look back in regret about being so scared of punishment that you missed oppertunities for much lulz.

2008-03-17 15:50:37

#14

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6981|so randum

Shud have just said you were sleeping over at a mates tbh.

Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella

2008-03-17 15:50:38

#15

Shocking: sorry you feel that way; +333|6480|...

Funky_Finny wrote:
Ollie wrote:
Funky_Finny wrote:

They're fun though

"Dad, can I go camping?"
"Where when and with whom?"
"April 3rd, with my mates, and can't remember where.."
"No. Because you'll probably go buy a load of booze and get wasted."

He saw right through me

How do I convince him??
Run away from home. Or get him dosed up on rohypnol and rape him run away.
srs now.

compensate with him, offer doing some choirs, buy him a present or something like that.

inane little opines

2008-03-17 15:50:45

#16

SEREMAKER: BABYMAKIN EXPERT √; +2,187|7049|Mountains of NC

1st question : How much money do you have ?

2nd question : How much do you want to pay your dad to let you go ?

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2008-03-17 15:51:09

#17

kn0ckahh: Member; +98|7219|netherlands, sweet lake city

he's your father, tell him that if you don't get to shag on 3rd april, you might turn gay...
that should scare him

2008-03-17 15:52:58

#18

Funky_Finny: Banned; +456|6613|Carnoustie, Scotland

SEREMAKER wrote:
1st question : How much money do you have ?

2nd question : How much do you want to pay your dad to let you go ?

I'm 15 and unemployed, so £0.

Lots. Finally lose my v-card

2008-03-17 15:54:24

#19

SEREMAKER: BABYMAKIN EXPERT √; +2,187|7049|Mountains of NC

Funky_Finny wrote:
SEREMAKER wrote:
1st question : How much money do you have ?

2nd question : How much do you want to pay your dad to let you go ?
I'm 15 and unemployed, so £0.

Lots. Finally lose my v-card

then no you can't go

better hit the corner and sellyour body to make some cash to buy off your dad

2008-03-17 15:54:37

#20

Surgeons: U shud proabbly f off u fat prik; +3,097|6970|Gogledd Cymru

Idiot.

The first rule in these things is to lie, say it's your friends birthday.

/facepalm

2008-03-17 15:54:57

#21

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|7154|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Funky_Finny wrote:
Well basically, me and a load of my mates are going camping on the 3rd of April.
There's going to be lots of booze, lots of fags, a few spliffs and plenty of shagging opertunities.

Heaven right???

I doubt my dad would see it that way, so how do I ask him if I can go?

15....Only the shagging bit can take away future opportunities in life you may of had the chance to take.

Both my step kids are in that kind of trouble, be careful, very careful.

Last edited by 1927 (2008-03-17 15:56:28)

2008-03-17 15:55:54

#22

Gawwad: My way or Haddaway!; +212|7166|Espoo, Finland

"Dad, this gun is loaded..."
Work it from there.

2008-03-17 15:56:10

#23

BlackKoala: Member; +215|6806

FF wrote:
There's going to be lots of booze, lots of fags, ....plenty of shagging opertunities.

So you're going to get plastered and shag your homo friends?

Whatever floats your boat...

2008-03-17 15:56:15

#24

Funky_Finny: Banned; +456|6613|Carnoustie, Scotland

The Sheriff wrote:
Idiot.

The first rule in these things is to lie, say it's your friends birthday.

/facepalm

Meh, thanks for the quick response. I probably would have done this tbh.

1927 wrote:
Funky_Finny wrote:
Well basically, me and a load of my mates are going camping on the 3rd of April.
There's going to be lots of booze, lots of fags, a few spliffs and plenty of shagging opertunities.

Heaven right???

I doubt my dad would see it that way, so how do I ask him if I can go?
How old are you?

15, see above.

BlackKoala wrote:
FF wrote:
There's going to be lots of booze, lots of fags, ....plenty of shagging opertunities.
So you're going to get plastered and shag your homo friends?

Whatever floats your boat...

Cigarettes for you gits.

Last edited by Funky_Finny (2008-03-17 15:57:25)

2008-03-17 15:56:15

#25

bugz: Fission Mailed; +3,311|6793

SEREMAKER wrote:
Funky_Finny wrote:
SEREMAKER wrote:
1st question : How much money do you have ?

2nd question : How much do you want to pay your dad to let you go ?
I'm 15 and unemployed, so £0.

Lots. Finally lose my v-card
then no you can't go

better hit the corner and sellyour body to make some cash to buy off your dad

I can see it now.

Dad: "so where did you get this money"
you: "A friend gave it to me"
Dad: "You sold your body for money so you could pay me off so you could go on the camping trip. Right?"

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