Sheriff: Woman sat on boyfriend's toilet for 2 years

2008-03-12 20:15:18

#1

killer21: Because f*ck you that's why.; +400|6598|Reisterstown, MD

AJC wrote:
Authorities are considering charges in the bizarre case of a woman who sat on her boyfriend's toilet for two years â€” so long that her body was stuck to the seat by the time the boyfriend finally called police.

Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said it appeared the 35-year-old Ness City woman's skin had grown around the seat. She initially refused emergency medical services but was finally convinced by responders and her boyfriend that she needed to be checked out at a hospital.

"We pried the toilet seat off with a pry bar and the seat went with her to the hospital," Whipple said. "The hospital removed it."

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Strange story.

2008-03-12 20:17:30

#2

coke: Aye up duck!; +440|6716|England. Stoke

Now that is pretty fucked up...

2008-03-12 20:19:25

#3

SEREMAKER: BABYMAKIN EXPERT √; +2,187|6576|Mountains of NC

didn't read the story

what was she pissed that he left the lid up

https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/17445/carhartt.jpg

2008-03-12 20:19:57

#4

mcgid1: Meh...; +129|6724|Austin, TX/San Antonio, TX

When I saw the title, I thought it was a case where a woman's body (as in already dead) had been sitting on the crapper for two years, which is bizzare enough. This on the other hand isn't even in the same dimension.

2008-03-12 20:23:06

#5

S3v3N: lolwut?; +685|6526|Montucky

wow..

2008-03-12 20:25:25

#6

Reciprocity: Member; +721|6588|the dank(super) side of Oregon

The sin of sloth. Maybe gluttony.

2008-03-12 20:25:42

#7

Phatmatt: Vroom Vroom; +298|6196|Canada

I'm speechless...

2008-03-12 20:25:48

#8

SEREMAKER: BABYMAKIN EXPERT √; +2,187|6576|Mountains of NC

talk about a true recycling bin

2008-03-12 20:25:51

#9

SplinterStrike: Roamer; +250|6418|Eskimo land. AKA Canada.

What the FUCK

2008-03-12 20:26:25

#10

Mitch: 16 more years; +877|6533|South Florida

WHAT
THE
FUCK?

Wouldn't you get bored?
Fresh air? Sunlight?

Friends?

Warmth?

...Shower?

15 more years! 15 more years!

2008-03-12 20:27:17

#11

SEREMAKER: BABYMAKIN EXPERT √; +2,187|6576|Mountains of NC

Mitch wrote:
WHAT
THE
FUCK?

Wouldn't you get bored?
Fresh air? Sunlight?

Friends?

Warmth?

...Shower?

the ability to take a shit

oops never mind ..... she beat me there

2008-03-12 20:29:58

#12

Reciprocity: Member; +721|6588|the dank(super) side of Oregon

how do you wipe your ass when it's arc welded to the seat?

I guess you don't.

2008-03-12 20:30:00

#13

killer21: Because f*ck you that's why.; +400|6598|Reisterstown, MD

I think after a couple of hours, she would have gotten up when there was no more feeling in her legs. Hell, I can't sit on the toilet for more than 15 before I have to get the fuck up because of my legs falling asleep.

2008-03-12 20:31:10

#14

Major.League.Infidel: Make Love and War; +303|6485|Communist Republic of CA, USA

Someone needs to put her in a straight jacket, and lock her in a mental home.

2008-03-12 20:31:46

#15

Mitch: 16 more years; +877|6533|South Florida

Reciprocity wrote:
how do you wipe your ass when it's arc welded to the seat?

I guess you don't.

Seriously, in order for your skin to attach to the seat you have to not move for long ass time. And they're telling me she didnt move her ass at all for 2 years.

I smell some sort of bullshit.

15 more years! 15 more years!

2008-03-12 20:32:00

#16

SEREMAKER: BABYMAKIN EXPERT √; +2,187|6576|Mountains of NC

all this talk about the crapper ........................ shit I'll be back in about 10 mins

2008-03-12 20:33:10

#17

SealXo: Member; +309|6543

wait, why did she sit there all that time?

2008-03-12 20:33:43

#18

mtb0minime: minimember; +2,418|6662

Let me guess, did this happen somewhere in Alabama, Louisiana, Georgia, Kentucky, Tennessee, or other similar areas?

2008-03-12 20:34:34

#19

SplinterStrike: Roamer; +250|6418|Eskimo land. AKA Canada.

Other question:

How do you not die of disease?

and what the HELL is your mental problem if you feel like living on a toilet is your best recourse in life?

2008-03-12 20:35:16

#20

killer21: Because f*ck you that's why.; +400|6598|Reisterstown, MD

SealXo wrote:
wait, why did she sit there all that time?

Something to do with a jacked up childhood or something. The motive for her acting like a tard is not really clear as of yet.

2008-03-12 20:36:20

#21

SealXo: Member; +309|6543

killer21 wrote:
SealXo wrote:
wait, why did she sit there all that time?
Something to do with a jacked up childhood or something. The motive for her acting like a tard is not really clear as of yet.

lulz wtf?
what a idiot boyfriend

he doesnt even get to shag her

2008-03-12 20:36:52

#22

killer21: Because f*ck you that's why.; +400|6598|Reisterstown, MD

mtb0minime wrote:
Let me guess, did this happen somewhere in Alabama, Louisiana, Georgia, Kentucky, Tennessee, or other similar areas?

Negative stereotyper....

AJC wrote:
NESS CITY, Kan.

2008-03-12 20:37:29

#23

Reciprocity: Member; +721|6588|the dank(super) side of Oregon

Mitch wrote:
Seriously, in order for your skin to attach to the seat you have to not move for long ass time. And they're telling me she didnt move her ass at all for 2 years.

I smell some sort of bullshit.

after a few days, maybe a week you'd probaby be physically unable to get up. If this story is true, I wouldn't be surprised if her legs were amputated because of severe, morbid atrophy.

2008-03-12 20:38:54

#24

iNeedUrFace4Soup: fuck it; +348|6553

Did her boyfriend sit on her lap when he had to shit? He just wanted an exotic toilet seat.

2008-03-12 20:39:25

#25

Kmar: Truth is my Bitch; +5,695|6608|132 and Bush

"35-year-old Ness City woman's skin had grown around the seat.".. damn it I was eating.

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