Hey, YitEarp, I remember playing on some servers with you quite awhile ago.
Those awards are difficult, but check this out. As I mentioned in the "prove ubar wrong" thread....
I was looking at the requirements for the new Special Forces "special service" medals (the Navy Seal Special Service Medal, for example) and was totally floored at the requirements for each of these. For those of you who haven't looked, to get a "special service" medal, you must play in that team, or army, for 4,500 hours - for each team's medal!!!
Now, this seemed rediculous to me, so I did some simple analysis on this requirement just to gain some perspective.
Let's consider someone who has absolutely no life, is independently wealthy and can play for 40 hours a week, with play always devoted to a single team (Seals only, for example). So, we divide the 4500 hour requirement by 40 hours per week, and we get 112.5 weeks. This means that it would take even some total loser making it his full time job to play as a Seal for 112.5 weeks, or 2.2 YEARS, to earn this one badge. Rinse and repeat for the other 5 "special service" badges.
Are there going to be anyone even playing BF2 two years from now, let alone anyone playing exclusively a single team full time for that period. I really hope they meant to make it 450 hours, and that some coder at EA/DICE just made a very bad typo; as it stands, these badges are a joke.