HurricaИe
Banned
+877|5958|Washington DC
So I was chillin' at school when a friend comes up to me. We shoot the shit, make some /b/ jokes, then my friend shows me a blue Viagra pill he stole from his grandfather. He dared me to take it.. not sure why. But regardless I took it. Went down easy, and it worked quick.

So, you know how the commercials warn about erections lasting more than 4 hours? Well uh... yeah. 6 hours and counting now. It's sort of hurting and I feel a bit light-headed but I'm functioning fine otherwise

What do I do bf2s?!
Miggle
FUCK UBISOFT
+1,411|6739|FUCK UBISOFT

lol

fap tbh.
https://i.imgur.com/86fodNE.png
SgtSlutter
Banned
+550|6635|Amsterdam, NY
post pics
LividBovine
The Year of the Cow!
+175|6377|MN
Fap...fap...fap
"The President does not have power under the Constitution to unilaterally authorize a military attack in a situation that does not involve stopping an actual or imminent threat to the nation" - Barack Obama (a freshman senator from Illinios)
Gooners
Wiki Contributor
+2,700|6629

Lol Epic. Faping is the only option.

SgtSlauther wrote:

post pics
No.

Last edited by Gooners (2008-02-26 17:11:29)

HurricaИe
Banned
+877|5958|Washington DC
@Miguel, Goon, Livid, it hurts when i do that

@Slauther, not only would that be mean (everyone would be jealous) but it'd also be CP

@Marine, she'll scratch me

seriously guys wtf?!?! i'm scared to tell my mom or my doctor

Last edited by HurricaИe (2008-02-26 17:11:49)

usmarine
Banned
+2,785|6758

fuck the hurricat
CanadianLoser
Meow :3 :3
+1,148|6505
edit: nvm. go find sex

Last edited by Canadianloser (2008-02-26 17:12:23)

avman633
Member
+116|6361
6 hours? I would masturbate or call 911, its pretty serious. You have priapism, or your ... being erect for more than 4 hours

Priapism:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapism

Go call a doctor

Last edited by avman633 (2008-02-26 17:13:31)

cablecopulate
Member
+449|6735|Massachusetts.
Cold shower?

Take the red pill?

Rub the couch cushions?

Find a girl?
Smells Like Muff
Member
+6|6105
Scared or not go to the Doc
Mitch
16 more years
+877|6522|South Florida

usmarine wrote:

fuck the hurricat
lmfao
15 more years! 15 more years!
HurricaИe
Banned
+877|5958|Washington DC

avman633 wrote:

6 hours? I would masturbate or call 911, its pretty serious. You have priapism, or your ... being erect for more than 4 hours

Priapism:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapism

wiki wrote:

Potential complications include ischemia, clotting of the blood retained in the penis (thrombosis), and damage to the blood vessels of the penis which may result in an impaired erectile function or impotence. In serious cases, the ischemia may result in gangrene, which could necessitate penis removal.
FUCK
KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
+2,973|6629|949

Wow.  I consider myself pretty witty, but I got nothing.  You on the other hand, have a 6 hour + erection.
SgtSlutter
Banned
+550|6635|Amsterdam, NY

wikipedia wrote:

Potential complications include ischemia, clotting of the blood retained in the penis (thrombosis), and damage to the blood vessels of the penis which may result in an impaired erectile function or impotence. In serious cases, the ischemia may result in gangrene, which could necessitate penis removal.
Dude tell your mom now im sure she will understand
Miggle
FUCK UBISOFT
+1,411|6739|FUCK UBISOFT

avman633 wrote:

6 hours? I would masturbate or call 911, its pretty serious. You have priapism, or your ... being erect for more than 4 hours

Priapism:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapism

Go call a doctor
The name comes from the Greek god Priapus, referring to the myth that he was ironically punished by the other gods for attempting to rape a goddess, by being given a huge (but useless) set of wooden genitals.

i loled.
https://i.imgur.com/86fodNE.png
cablecopulate
Member
+449|6735|Massachusetts.
loleunuch.
Superior Mind
(not macbeth)
+1,755|6690
Call 911 and don't cry at the paramedic's lols.

Last edited by Superior Mind (2008-02-26 17:18:41)

Ty
Mass Media Casualty
+2,398|6771|Noizyland



Fucking classic man!
I don't have any solutions 'cause personally I haven't taken a viagra pill 'cause I'm not stupid but uh, good luck with everything.
[Blinking eyes thing]
Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/tzyon
SgtHeihn
Should have ducked
+394|6484|Ham Lake, MN (Fucking Cold)
Rub one off dude, I've take them before. Don't wear silk under-roos, because it will just make it come back. Oh, and don't drink a lot while its in your system because your heart will beat funky and it sucks. TRUST ME ON THIS.
HurricaИe
Banned
+877|5958|Washington DC
(20:15:17) (@Hurricane) i think im ganna walk to the hospital
(20:15:21) (Miggle|Epic) lol
(20:15:23) (+Encoded) youd have the best reputation in your school
(20:15:25) (@Hurricane) they can't fuckin deny me medical care can they?!

can someone shed light on this question
avman633
Member
+116|6361

HurricaИe wrote:

avman633 wrote:

6 hours? I would masturbate or call 911, its pretty serious. You have priapism, or your ... being erect for more than 4 hours

Priapism:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapism

wiki wrote:

Potential complications include ischemia, clotting of the blood retained in the penis (thrombosis), and damage to the blood vessels of the penis which may result in an impaired erectile function or impotence. In serious cases, the ischemia may result in gangrene, which could necessitate penis removal.
FUCK
You shouldn't have taken it man. Just go to the doctor
max
Vela Incident
+1,652|6564|NYC / Hamburg

If this is copypasta, I have never seen that before

If this is serious, 911 now!
once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot  xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.
usmarine
Banned
+2,785|6758

yur dummer than a bag of hammers
cablecopulate
Member
+449|6735|Massachusetts.
Your mom is gonna put you in a drug recovery program.

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