Stingray24
Proud member of the vast right-wing conspiracy
+1,060|6415|The Land of Scott Walker
http://www.aspentimes.com/article/2008198091324

There is a great amount of interest in this year’s presidential elections, as everybody seems to recognize that our next president has to be a lot better than George Bush. The Democrats are riding high with two groundbreaking candidates — a woman and an African-American — while the conservative Republicans are in a quandary about their party’s nod to a quasi-liberal maverick, John McCain.

Each candidate is carefully pandering to a smorgasbord of special-interest groups, ranging from gay, lesbian and transgender people to children of illegal immigrants to working mothers to evangelical Christians.

There is one group no one has recognized, and it is the group that will decide the election: the Angry White Man. The Angry White Man comes from all economic backgrounds, from dirt-poor to filthy rich. He represents all geographic areas in America, from urban sophisticate to rural redneck, deep South to mountain West, left Coast to Eastern Seaboard.

His common traits are that he isn’t looking for anything from anyone — just the promise to be able to make his own way on a level playing field. In many cases, he is an independent businessman and employs several people. He pays more than his share of taxes and works hard.

The victimhood syndrome buzzwords — “disenfranchised,” “marginalized” and “voiceless” — don’t resonate with him. “Press ‘one’ for English” is a curse-word to him. He’s used to picking up the tab, whether it’s the company Christmas party, three sets of braces, three college educations or a beautiful wedding.

He believes the Constitution is to be interpreted literally, not as a “living document” open to the whims and vagaries of a panel of judges who have never worked an honest day in their lives.

The Angry White Man owns firearms, and he’s willing to pick up a gun to defend his home and his country. He is willing to lay down his life to defend the freedom and safety of others, and the thought of killing someone who needs killing really doesn’t bother him.

The Angry White Man is not a metrosexual, a homosexual or a victim. Nobody like him drowned in Hurricane Katrina — he got his people together and got the hell out, then went back in to rescue those too helpless and stupid to help themselves, often as a police officer, a National Guard soldier or a volunteer firefighter.

His last name and religion don’t matter. His background might be Italian, English, Polish, German, Slavic, Irish, or Russian, and he might have Cherokee, Mexican, or Puerto Rican mixed in, but he considers himself a white American.

He’s a man’s man, the kind of guy who likes to play poker, watch football, hunt white-tailed deer, call turkeys, play golf, spend a few bucks at a strip club once in a blue moon, change his own oil and build things. He coaches baseball, soccer and football teams and doesn’t ask for a penny. He’s the kind of guy who can put an addition on his house with a couple of friends, drill an oil well, weld a new bumper for his truck, design a factory and publish books. He can fill a train with 100,000 tons of coal and get it to the power plant on time so that you keep the lights on and never know what it took to flip that light switch.

Women either love him or hate him, but they know he’s a man, not a dishrag. If they’re looking for someone to walk all over, they’ve got the wrong guy. He stands up straight, opens doors for women and says “Yes, sir” and “No, ma’am.”

He might be a Republican and he might be a Democrat; he might be a Libertarian or a Green. He knows that his wife is more emotional than rational, and he guides the family in a rational manner.

He’s not a racist, but he is annoyed and disappointed when people of certain backgrounds exhibit behavior that typifies the worst stereotypes of their race. He’s willing to give everybody a fair chance if they work hard, play by the rules and learn English.

Most important, the Angry White Man is pissed off. When his job site becomes flooded with illegal workers who don’t pay taxes and his wages drop like a stone, he gets righteously angry. When his job gets shipped overseas, and he has to speak to some incomprehensible idiot in India for tech support, he simmers. When Al Sharpton comes on TV, leading some rally for reparations for slavery or some such nonsense, he bites his tongue and he remembers. When a child gets charged with carrying a concealed weapon for mistakenly bringing a penknife to school, he takes note of who the local idiots are in education and law enforcement.

He also votes, and the Angry White Man loathes Hillary Clinton. Her voice reminds him of a shovel scraping a rock. He recoils at the mere sight of her on television. Her very image disgusts him, and he cannot fathom why anyone would want her as their leader. It’s not that she is a woman. It’s that she is who she is. It’s the liberal victim groups she panders to, the “poor me” attitude that she represents, her inability to give a straight answer to an honest question, his tax dollars that she wants to give to people who refuse to do anything for themselves.

There are many millions of Angry White Men. Four million Angry White Men are members of the National Rifle Association, and all of them will vote against Hillary Clinton, just as the great majority of them voted for George Bush.

He hopes that she will be the Democratic nominee for president in 2008, and he will make sure that she gets beaten like a drum.
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AAFCptKabbom
Member
+127|6628|WPB, FL. USA
I liked - except for the first sentence.
ghettoperson
Member
+1,943|6619

AAFCptKabbom wrote:

I liked - except for the first sentence.
Why?

And I thought the article was pretty good/amusing.
S.Lythberg
Mastermind
+429|6416|Chicago, IL
lol, that sounds exactly like me.  good find
Masques
Black Panzer Party
+184|6692|Eastern PA
Angry Black Man pwns Angry White Man
Spearhead
Gulf coast redneck hippy
+731|6660|Tampa Bay Florida
great post tbh

I'm a dem and hate Hillary almost as much as I hate Bush
AutralianChainsaw
Member
+65|6168
Wow great reading.

In my opinion, the Angry White Man should vote for Ron Paul.
usmarine
Banned
+2,785|6731

AutralianChainsaw wrote:

the Angry White Man should vote for Ron Paul.
david duke would be proud.  fucking racist.
Sydney
2λчиэλ
+783|6813|Reykjavík, Iceland.

AutralianChainsaw wrote:

Wow great reading.

In my opinion, the Angry White Man should vote for Ron Paul.
I'll second that.
usmarine
Banned
+2,785|6731

AutralianChainsaw wrote:

Wow great reading.

In my opinion, the Angry White Man should vote for Ron Paul.
Don't forget the angry white Jew haters also...
(T)eflon(S)hadow
R.I.P. Neda
+456|6799|Grapevine, TX
I'm an Angry White Man. +1
Ilocano
buuuurrrrrrppppp.......
+341|6637

(T)eflon(S)hadow wrote:

I'm an Angry White Man. +1
So, who are you gonna vote for?
S.Lythberg
Mastermind
+429|6416|Chicago, IL

(T)eflon(S)hadow wrote:

I'm an Angry White Man. +1
AutralianChainsaw
Member
+65|6168

usmarine wrote:

AutralianChainsaw wrote:

Wow great reading.

In my opinion, the Angry White Man should vote for Ron Paul.
Don't forget the angry white Jew haters also...
And the Angry White Islamic fearer

Last edited by AutralianChainsaw (2008-02-19 12:45:43)

GunSlinger OIF II
Banned.
+1,860|6613

AutralianChainsaw wrote:

usmarine wrote:

AutralianChainsaw wrote:

Wow great reading.

In my opinion, the Angry White Man should vote for Ron Paul.
Don't forget the angry white Jew haters also...
And the Angry White Islamic fearer
shouldnt you be more concerned with this

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canadian_f … tion,_2008
(T)eflon(S)hadow
R.I.P. Neda
+456|6799|Grapevine, TX

Ilocano wrote:

(T)eflon(S)hadow wrote:

I'm an Angry White Man. +1
So, who are you gonna vote for?
Is this a trick question?

It feels like it, tbh. If I vote for Obamakes0cents or cuntHillary, we face : pull out of Iraq, face the most Liberal appointee to the Supreme Courts for the next 30+ years,  Degradation of our Armed Forces as a whole (Dont forget what BC did), national health uncare, Higher Taxes, Cant forget about a bigger Government, Open borders (McCain, too), Pussification, I mean passicifation with Venezula, Iran, China, Russia, etc. , what am I forgetting? Oh homosexuals in the Military, marriage, Foreign countries owning our toll roads, pretty much everything I fear.

So yeah, I'm an angry white guy.

Ill be voting for the Republican ticket. 

Flame on
Ilocano
buuuurrrrrrppppp.......
+341|6637

(T)eflon(S)hadow wrote:

Ilocano wrote:

(T)eflon(S)hadow wrote:

I'm an Angry White Man. +1
So, who are you gonna vote for?
Is this a trick question?
Yes, come what may, we're still screwed...
GunSlinger OIF II
Banned.
+1,860|6613

Ilocano wrote:

(T)eflon(S)hadow wrote:

Ilocano wrote:


So, who are you gonna vote for?
Is this a trick question?
Yes, come what may, we're still screwed...
Go Obama!
Ilocano
buuuurrrrrrppppp.......
+341|6637

GunSlinger OIF II wrote:

Go Obama!
I'll take Obama over McCain.  And I'm a Republican!!!  But hell no for Hillary.
GunSlinger OIF II
Banned.
+1,860|6613
I like Mccain, just like Obama better.  Im the same way with hillary.
Stingray24
Proud member of the vast right-wing conspiracy
+1,060|6415|The Land of Scott Walker

GunSlinger OIF II wrote:

I like Mccain, just like Obama better.  Im the same way with hillary.
Genuinely interested why you prefer Obama.  I can't seem to figure out what he stands for.  He is very well spoken and makes excellent speeches.
Master*
Banned
+416|6464|United States

Stingray24 wrote:

GunSlinger OIF II wrote:

I like Mccain, just like Obama better.  Im the same way with hillary.
Genuinely interested why you prefer Obama.  I can't seem to figure out what he stands for.  He is very well spoken and makes excellent speeches.
CHANGE is what he stands for, hes been saying it over and over and over. Even though all of the candidates say the same thing about change and being something different.
Stingray24
Proud member of the vast right-wing conspiracy
+1,060|6415|The Land of Scott Walker

Master* wrote:

Stingray24 wrote:

GunSlinger OIF II wrote:

I like Mccain, just like Obama better.  Im the same way with hillary.
Genuinely interested why you prefer Obama.  I can't seem to figure out what he stands for.  He is very well spoken and makes excellent speeches.
CHANGE is what he stands for, hes been saying it over and over and over. Even though all of the candidates say the same thing about change and being something different.
Yes, but what in substance is he going to change.  I keep hearing he's bringing change, but what does that mean?
GunSlinger OIF II
Banned.
+1,860|6613
well, he does have experience dealing with legislature and putting laws in effect.  he is big on reform.  he is a charismatic motherfucker, cant deny that.  But, aside from all his political platform, I relate closely towards some of his upbringing.  No silver spoon in his mouth, son of a single mother.  Father was an immigrant.  Hes got passion, and I have a feeling regardless of what he does he has the best intentions for this country and has enough motivation to accomplish things.  He could work with republicans.  I agree more with his foreign policy than I do with our current commander in chief's.  I do believe you have to have some kind of relations with your enemies as well as your allies.  Were all adults in this global community, we need to stop covering up our eyes and ears refusing to hear each other. 


And, to top it all, the man is an admitted smoker.  Im an admitted smoker.


and the fact that he isnt 300 years old.

Last edited by GunSlinger OIF II (2008-02-19 16:22:05)

GunSlinger OIF II
Banned.
+1,860|6613
McCain is too wishy washy.  I dont like alot of clinton's domestic agenda or her personality, but I could see her as a decent commander in chief, she is a tough lady.

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