Bert10099
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With a marble gun in Physics class.

So, we're in groups, 4 per group, around 7 groups.  We are firing glass marbles from this sophisticated spring-loaded wooden launcher.  We're wearing protective goggles and everything.  Our goal was to calculate the minimum force and elevation needed to hit a certain target, blah blah...

So, this freshman walks into class to give some paperwork to the teacher.  Now, I happened to hate this guy, we've gotten into many arguments before.  Really, he's a freshman, no respect at all, but that's a story for another day...

So, I tell my group, "hey guys, watch this!"  I aim the launcher to door, and get the spring set to maximum capacity.  I wait until the kid is about to exit through the doorway, and as he's halfway out, I launch the marble.  It goes tearing through the air, making a loud "shooosh" sound, then makes a loud "smack" sound when it hit the stupid freshman right in the lower back, he jumped up, looked back to see what happened, but I already repositioned the marble launcher, and made it look like nothing happened.  He just walked away after that.

The teacher didn't notice nor hear anything, as he was too distracted playing his electric guitar on the other side of the room.

But it was just so fun, shooting this kid with marbles.  And the expression on his face was priceless.  Sure, I could have gotten in trouble.

But I didn't.

Discuss.
nukchebi0
Пушкин, наше всё
+387|6757|New Haven, CT
Karma, because I have always dreamed of doing that.
SealXo
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hes being a bitch

You are for shooting him when he wasnt looking.

And hes a pussy for taking it

I had to go to some fucking senior class freshman year. And they threw a shitload of stuff at the back of my head because i was facing a wall.

The teacher knew what was going on, and i just finally stood up and went FUCK YOU ASSHOLES JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, fucking immature faggots! Dont you have something better to do ? Like play with your balls? And i asked them if they wanted to really fuck with me outside of class. None of the pussies answered

And i stormed out; Don't ever take peoples shit and stand up for yourself


EDIT: Seems like youve got a legit reason so i take back you being a pussy

Last edited by SealXo (2008-02-12 19:28:46)

Rubix-Cubes
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AWSOME lmfao, but bully springs to mind, arhh fuck it his a freshman
Deadmonkiefart
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Uuuhh....  woo-hoo?  Really, if you find enjoyment in that, you, sir, need to:




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Ollie
Formerly known as Larkin
+215|6417|Halifax, West Yorkshire
Haha, pretty epic. You get to piss about with marble guns at school?!
Bert10099
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+177|7174|United States

SealXo wrote:

Youre both pussies.

You are for shooting him when he wasnt looking.

And hes a pussy for taking it

I had to go to some fucking senior class freshman year. And they threw a shitload of stuff at the back of my head because i was facing a wall.

The teacher knew what was going on, and i just finally stood up and went FUCK YOU ASSHOLES JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, fucking immature faggots! Dont you have something better to do ? Like play with your balls? And i asked them if they wanted to really fuck with me outside of class. None of the pussies answered

And i stormed out; Don't ever take peoples shit and stand up for yourself
Well, you didn't deserve that.

I guess I'll have to post the story of why I hate this kid.
cowami
OY, BITCHTITS!
+1,106|6722|Noo Yawk, Noo Yawk

freshmens suck dix
lololololol
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Men4c3
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cowami wrote:

freshmens suck dix
lololololol
considering you were a freshman once, i guess you suck dix tooz! lol!
SealXo
Member
+309|6969
You should have included the story inside, makes it look more understandable
aj0404
It'll just be our little secret
+298|6782|Iowa...

Men4c3 wrote:

cowami wrote:

freshmens suck dix
lololololol
considering you were a freshman once, i guess you suck dix tooz! lol!
yes,but once you're not a freshman anymore the suckage stops.
Men4c3
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aj0404 wrote:

Men4c3 wrote:

cowami wrote:

freshmens suck dix
lololololol
considering you were a freshman once, i guess you suck dix tooz! lol!
yes,but once you're not a freshman anymore the suckage stops.
Fine:

considering you were a freshman once, i guess you sucked dix tooz! lol!
Bert10099
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nukchebi0
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+387|6757|New Haven, CT
I know how annoying freshman can be, and our class this year is especially bad.
cowami
OY, BITCHTITS!
+1,106|6722|Noo Yawk, Noo Yawk

Men4c3 wrote:

aj0404 wrote:

Men4c3 wrote:


considering you were a freshman once, i guess you suck dix tooz! lol!
yes,but once you're not a freshman anymore the suckage stops.
Fine:

considering you were a freshman once, i guess you sucked dix tooz! lol!
But now I'm a senior.

they sux mai dix
lololololol
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d307
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+9|6399|Dallas, Texas
Wow... this was an entirely pointless post... and it seems the only people to have responded, until me, are not even old enough to legally purchase alcohol in the greater 50 States.

Come on kids, grow up... And good lord, please save your stupidity for somewhere else. Everyone that read this post is now stupider because of you.

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cowami
OY, BITCHTITS!
+1,106|6722|Noo Yawk, Noo Yawk

Okay, you're old.

Immaturity is fun sometimes, let us have our fun.
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GravyDan
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Aimbot.
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you understand of course if you never shot the kid ................. you would be enjoying your hotpoket


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d307
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cowami wrote:

Okay, you're old.

Immaturity is fun sometimes, let us have our fun.
Theres nothing wrong with immaturity, but come on boys, have some class!!!

A Marble? WTF!?! Who are you Punky Brewster???
cowami
OY, BITCHTITS!
+1,106|6722|Noo Yawk, Noo Yawk

d307 wrote:

cowami wrote:

Okay, you're old.

Immaturity is fun sometimes, let us have our fun.
Theres nothing wrong with immaturity, but come on boys, have some class!!!

A Marble? WTF!?! Who are you Punky Brewster???
The marble was probably part of the physics lab he was doing. When the opportunity arises...well...take what you can get.
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nukchebi0
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+387|6757|New Haven, CT
Do remember this is an annoying freshman...and one who really deserved it.
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nukchebi0 wrote:

Do remember this is an annoying freshman...and one who really deserved it.
by shooting him in the back with a marble


sorry but that crosses the line between being a man and girl


if he doesn't want to fight at the school fine, just mouth off to the freshman and make feel bad or (and this is good) catch his ass OFF school grounds and whip his ass
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ig
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we fucked our freshman up when i was a senior. paddles, whips, and eggs ftw.
then we got them fucked up

Last edited by ig (2008-02-12 20:53:03)

CC-Marley
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+407|7261
Sounds like you are an idiot. Seems like you are the one who should get no respect. Grow up you child.

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