Any comedian > Carlos Mencia.
QFMFT.Darkhelmet wrote:
Any comedian > Carlos Mencia.
yup
Well, he is gay, but beyond that they're nothing like each other. I dunno what planet you live on but Ellen is actually quite funny in her stand up.Locoloki wrote:
the same reason ellen degeneres is???Canadianloser wrote:
if he is so shitty and not funny, why is he so popular and famous?
It seems to be a case of media saying he's cool and no one bothering to ask why the hell that is.
Dane Cook's not even mildly funny. I can't remember ever watching stand-up comedy and not laughing, but apparently he can bring out the frown in me. What the fuck was that? Make up a lie. Holy shit. How fucking amusing. WTF?
Kudos to the guy that posted Jim Gafigan... That's one funny bastard.
My nomination for anyone funnier than Dane Cook is...
Lewis Black -- I took my wife to a comedy club (Zany's?) in Chicago like 8 years ago with no idea who we were going to see or even who he was once we walked in. Within the first 5 minutes this guy had me crying I was laughing so hard. Of course, that was back in the Lewinsky/Clinton days so he had plenty of material to work with. He's a leftie liberal nutbag but gawd is he funny.
Wow, there's something you don't see every day... Someone proving their own stupidity.Des.Kmal wrote:
dane cook is funnier than all the comedians listed... jim gaffegin? u serious? hes not funny at all.
lolumad@danecookcuzhesbetterthanalltheothers
If you think Dane's funny and Jim isn't you're either under 12 or you're retarded. Congratulations.
Hahahah. All great. Never thought I'd laugh at Holocaust comedy, but Gervais is brilliant. LOL.RoosterCantrell wrote:
Ricky Gervais
Marcus Brigstocke
Eddie Izzard
ROFL. Karma for you.topal63 wrote:
Hey France we got another one for you please adopt Dan Cook, he's unfunny to, K.thanx.
BTW... Sarah Silverman rocks. She's brutal. Not for the faint of heart, though... Or anyone with kids watching over their shoulder.
ROFL... Best chorus in song history:
She's F'ing Matt Damon... On the bed, on the floor, on a towel by the door, in the tub, in the car, up against the mini bar...
At the Pam Anderson roast...
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And my next favorite... Lisa Lampanelli at the same Pam Anderson roast... Lisa is the harshest ever. Love her ever since she did an interview on the radio in KC.
Done!Flaming_Maniac wrote:
Phase, just edit your post if you're going to put four posts right next to each other next time.
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Phase, just edit your post if you're going to put four posts right next to each other next time.
I'm kinda upset by all this arguing... it's as if people don't understand that personal opinion applies even to comedy.
To me, Dane Cook can be really funny, and can be terrible...
But different people have different ideas of what is funny, so why not just leave it at that?
To me, Dane Cook can be really funny, and can be terrible...
But different people have different ideas of what is funny, so why not just leave it at that?
qft. Dane is sometimes absolutely hilarious and sometimes he has my ears grabbing their ankles getting anal raped by his jokesdjphetal wrote:
I'm kinda upset by all this arguing... it's as if people don't understand that personal opinion applies even to comedy.
To me, Dane Cook can be really funny, and can be terrible...
But different people have different ideas of what is funny, so why not just leave it at that?
Everyone has a different opinion on comedy, and there is always one person that will find something funny that no one else in the world would.
I <3 Canucks.Canadianloser wrote:
Why Canada is win (warning - striptease)
Classic comedy...
Eddie Murphy - Delirious - The Cookout
Bill Cosby - Himself - Natural Child Birth
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or maybe i dont find jim funny at all u fucking retard. since when is ur opinion law?ph4s3 wrote:
Wow, there's something you don't see every day... Someone proving their own stupidity.Des.Kmal wrote:
dane cook is funnier than all the comedians listed... jim gaffegin? u serious? hes not funny at all.
lolumad@danecookcuzhesbetterthanalltheothers
If you think Dane's funny and Jim isn't you're either under 12 or you're retarded. Congratulations.
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Dont worry, they will be telling you what foods you like to eat nextDes.Kmal wrote:
or maybe i dont find jim funny at all u fucking retard. since when is ur opinion law?
double dittotopal63 wrote:
Ditto.stef10 wrote:
i agreeOmniDeath wrote:
Dane Cook is not funny.
triple dittousmarine wrote:
double dittotopal63 wrote:
Ditto.stef10 wrote:
i agree
quadruple the ownedSamTheMan:D wrote:
triple dittousmarine wrote:
double dittotopal63 wrote:
Ditto.
Case in point... obviously the mind of a 12 yr old.Des.Kmal wrote:
or maybe i dont find jim funny at all u fucking retard.
Since forever. Duh.Des.Kmal wrote:
since when is ur opinion law?
I thought perhaps I didn't give him a fair shot and went back and watched another clip from the original post. Ugh. Painful. OMG HE TALKED ABOUT TEH SEX! FUNNY! AND MASTURBATION!! FUNNIER! Errrr, not quite. Sorry. It's pretty lame low brow comedy aimed at the adolescents among us. He's got a lot of physical crap and filler stuff that just isn't worth watching or listening to. He's pretty much just a big buffoon** that isn't funny or interesting.
**Buffoon - [buh-foon] -noun
(1) a rude or vulgar fool
(2) a person who amuses others by ridiculous behavior
(3) This man:
Although, I have to say... Perhaps the original post wasn't his best stuff... cuz it seriously sucked. But I did find this clip of his insomniac tour and thought it was pretty funny... Still low brow, but it cracked me up and I was trying not to laugh... Just something funny about catching her head and bugs bunny on the moon I guess.
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lol, jim gaffigan isnt funny at all. dane cook > him... and i laugh at just about anything, soooo... if u dont make me laugh (yeah, thats u jim gaffigan) then u fail at making teh funnies.
also, ive found out that people with low iq's dont find dane cook funny. like one of my good friends who is practically failing school, thinks dane cook doesnt make sense.. LOL
anyway, i think dane cook haters are just mad cuz like 80% of people think he's hilarious and he has more friends on myspace than them.
edit: I TURN 13 IN 12 DAYS U FUCKING IIDJIT!!! SO IM LIEK PRETTY MUCH 13 SO IM NOT 12 U FUCKING CUNT!!! HAAHAHAHAHAHAH CUNT!!!
also, ive found out that people with low iq's dont find dane cook funny. like one of my good friends who is practically failing school, thinks dane cook doesnt make sense.. LOL
anyway, i think dane cook haters are just mad cuz like 80% of people think he's hilarious and he has more friends on myspace than them.
ftwLocoloki wrote:
Dont worry, they will be telling you what foods you like to eat nextDes.Kmal wrote:
or maybe i dont find jim funny at all u fucking retard. since when is ur opinion law?
edit: I TURN 13 IN 12 DAYS U FUCKING IIDJIT!!! SO IM LIEK PRETTY MUCH 13 SO IM NOT 12 U FUCKING CUNT!!! HAAHAHAHAHAHAH CUNT!!!
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You're right. In the real world, people determine their worth based on how many myspace friends they have. I guess the myspace generation explains his popularity though. A bunch of a whiny emo kids talking at each other but never with each other...Des.Kmal wrote:
anyway, i think dane cook haters are just mad cuz like 80% of people think he's hilarious and he has more friends on myspace than them.
There's nothing to "get" about his comedy unless you've never had sex before and can't identify with it.
He never says anything that requires any thought to process. He's about as deep as a puddle. Reminds me of you, actually. I guess I understand your fondness of him now.
Haha. That's the first time I said someone was 12 and was actually right. Usually they're just acting childish, not actually a child. Thanks for proving the point , though. You know, the one about his humor being appealing to 12 yr olds and retards.Des.Kmal wrote:
edit: I TURN 13 IN 12 DAYS U FUCKING IIDJIT!!! SO IM LIEK PRETTY MUCH 13 SO IM NOT 12 U FUCKING CUNT!!! HAAHAHAHAHAHAH CUNT!!!
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damn sarcasm sucks on the internet huh?ph4s3 wrote:
You're right. In the real world, people determine their worth based on how many myspace friends they have. I guess the myspace generation explains his popularity though. A bunch of a whiny emo kids talking at each other but never with each other...Des.Kmal wrote:
anyway, i think dane cook haters are just mad cuz like 80% of people think he's hilarious and he has more friends on myspace than them.
There's nothing to "get" about his comedy unless you've never had sex before and can't identify with it.
He never says anything that requires any thought to process. He's about as deep as a puddle. Reminds me of you, actually. I guess I understand your fondness of him now.Haha. That's the first time I said someone was 12 and was actually right. Usually they're just acting childish, not actually a child. Thanks for proving the point , though. You know, the one about his humor being appealing to 12 yr olds and retards.Des.Kmal wrote:
edit: I TURN 13 IN 12 DAYS U FUCKING IIDJIT!!! SO IM LIEK PRETTY MUCH 13 SO IM NOT 12 U FUCKING CUNT!!! HAAHAHAHAHAHAH CUNT!!!
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I dont care what anybody says, that guy is funny
mariiiiiiiiiines dont count.usmarine wrote:
double dittotopal63 wrote:
Ditto.stef10 wrote:
i agree