Strange bump on my buttock

2008-01-20 23:14:26

#1

HurricaИe: Banned; +877|5954|Washington DC

For the past few weeks there's been this odd bump / lump on my right ass cheek. I don't know what the hell it is. It's not particularly painful, although when i sit on it there's a bit of pain (nothing intolerable though). It seems somewhat large, but it's not like a pimple or something. I did some googling and now I'm scared I either have a huge cyst or I have MRSA.

Fuck now I have to ask my mom to take me to the doctor because "I have a bump on my buttock"

2008-01-20 23:15:14

#2

usmarine: Banned; +2,785|6754

Stop taking it in the arse

2008-01-20 23:15:52

#3

HurricaИe: Banned; +877|5954|Washington DC

usmarine2005 wrote:
Stop taking it in the arse

Who asked you?!

2008-01-20 23:16:31

#4

usmarine: Banned; +2,785|6754

HurricaИe wrote:
usmarine2005 wrote:
Stop taking it in the arse
Who asked you?!

u did

2008-01-20 23:16:55

#5

HurricaИe: Banned; +877|5954|Washington DC

usmarine2005 wrote:
HurricaИe wrote:
usmarine2005 wrote:
Stop taking it in the arse
Who asked you?!
u did

I can't resist your advances

2008-01-20 23:18:06

#6

King_County_Downy: shitfaced; +2,791|6590|Seattle

Sounds like staff. (sp?)

Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it

2008-01-20 23:18:12

#7

Havok: Nymphomaniac Treatment Specialist; +302|6667|Florida, United States

Pics or it didn't happen.

Or not.

Probably a hemorrhoid.

2008-01-20 23:18:32

#8

Stingray24: Proud member of the vast right-wing conspiracy; +1,060|6438|The Land of Scott Walker

Ingrown hair or large pimple?

2008-01-20 23:18:32

#9

LT.Victim: Member; +1,175|6555|British Columbia, Canada

Its probably a cyst.. Sucks to be you...

My friend had one on his neck.. had to get it drained with a needle and shit..

2008-01-20 23:19:06

#10

King_County_Downy: shitfaced; +2,791|6590|Seattle

Havok wrote:
Pics or it didn't happen.

Or not.

Probably a hemorrhoid.

Please god no pics.
Please god no pics.
Please god no pics.
Please god no pics.
Please god no pics.
Please god no pics.
Please god no pics.
Please god no pics.

Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it

2008-01-20 23:19:36

#11

<BoTM>J_Aero: Qualified Expert; +62|6458|Melbourne - Home of Football

Staph*? And it's ass cancer, sorry.

2008-01-20 23:19:44

#12

HurricaИe: Banned; +877|5954|Washington DC

King_County_Downy wrote:
Sounds like staff. (sp?)

Staph* and that's what I feared most. My school did this disinfection thing a few weeks ago in the locker room because they were scared of MRSA (there were a few cases in the DC area).

and yeah victim that's what I fear most, having to go under the knife for what is essentially a large ass pimple

2008-01-20 23:20:11

#13

usmarine: Banned; +2,785|6754

King_County_Downy wrote:
Please god pics.
Please god pics.
Please god pics.
Please god pics.
Please god pics.
Please god pics.
Please god pics.
Please god pics.

jeez kcd

2008-01-20 23:22:32

#14

LT.Victim: Member; +1,175|6555|British Columbia, Canada

HurricaИe wrote:
and yeah victim that's what I fear most, having to go under the knife for what is essentially a large ass pimple

You probably will, maybe if your lucky though he'll freeze your ass though.

He'll probably just slice it open with a scalpel and then just squeeze the skin around it till all the puss and stuff comes out..

Your gonna get your ass cut and felt up by a doctor.. have fun

2008-01-20 23:25:31

#15

FredFLQ: S0tp R4p1nG u5!!1one; +47|6524|Donnacona, Quebec

LT.Victim wrote:
HurricaИe wrote:
and yeah victim that's what I fear most, having to go under the knife for what is essentially a large ass pimple
You probably will, maybe if your lucky though he'll freeze your ass though.

He'll probably just slice it open with a scalpel and then just squeeze the skin around it till all the puss and stuff comes out..

Your gonna get your ass cut and felt up by a doctor.. have fun

Looks

2008-01-20 23:25:48

#16

HurricaИe: Banned; +877|5954|Washington DC

LT.Victim wrote:
HurricaИe wrote:
and yeah victim that's what I fear most, having to go under the knife for what is essentially a large ass pimple
You probably will, maybe if your lucky though he'll freeze your ass though.

He'll probably just slice it open with a scalpel and then just squeeze the skin around it till all the puss and stuff comes out..

Your gonna get your ass cut and felt up by a doctor.. have fun

if they don't drug me up good i will sue their ass off

2008-01-20 23:27:21

#17

LT.Victim: Member; +1,175|6555|British Columbia, Canada

HurricaИe wrote:
LT.Victim wrote:
HurricaИe wrote:
and yeah victim that's what I fear most, having to go under the knife for what is essentially a large ass pimple
You probably will, maybe if your lucky though he'll freeze your ass though.

He'll probably just slice it open with a scalpel and then just squeeze the skin around it till all the puss and stuff comes out..

Your gonna get your ass cut and felt up by a doctor.. have fun
if they don't drug me up good i will sue their ass off

Hey, look at the bright side, at least you don't have to look at it since its on your ass..

I love the feeling of getting something frozen.. Its like, sharp pain, and then ahhhh...

2008-01-20 23:30:02

#18

S3v3N: lolwut?; +685|6511|Montucky

Its a two-mah.

probably a cyst

2008-01-20 23:31:15

#19

Ollie: Formerly known as Larkin; +215|5977|Halifax, West Yorkshire

Stop sitting on your arse all day!

2008-01-20 23:35:45

#20

Magpie: international welder....Douchebag Dude, <3 ur mom; +257|6519|Milkystania, yurop

Do you sit on your arse alot?

2008-01-20 23:37:02

#21

HurricaИe: Banned; +877|5954|Washington DC

Magpie wrote:
Do you sit on your arse alot?

yes

2008-01-20 23:38:11

#22

Gawwad: My way or Haddaway!; +212|6678|Espoo, Finland

What's hard and in Hurricanes ass?

2008-01-20 23:40:08

#23

Nappy: Apprentice; +151|6222|NSW, Australia

whats a cyst and whats this MRSA thing

2008-01-20 23:42:12

#24

King_County_Downy: shitfaced; +2,791|6590|Seattle

I had that staph shit before. Took 5 different kinds of antibiotics to finally find one that worked. One of the most painful things I've ever experienced. When they finally cut it open, it drained all down the sides of my legs n shit. It was light brown and it smelled horrible. Even the doctor gasped. The young intern chick fully regretted wanting to sit-in on that one. lol

RL sucks sometimes.

Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it

2008-01-20 23:44:43

#25

HurricaИe: Banned; +877|5954|Washington DC

King_County_Downy wrote:
I had that staph shit before. Took 5 different kinds of antibiotics to finally find one that worked. One of the most painful things I've ever experienced. When they finally cut it open, it drained all down the sides of my legs n shit. It was light brown and it smelled horrible. Even the doctor gasped. The young intern chick fully regretted wanting to sit-in on that one. lol

RL sucks sometimes.

The weird thing is, at least now it's not painful. If I sit on it or something, it's a bit of a jolt but I don't scream in pain or anything.

Hmm.

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